Society

How are you feeling today, my Dearest?  Busy in the sports world?  I am feeling quite exhausted today.  I've been putting in extra work being social, and being social is hard work for me because I'm a recluse.  People like to say, "Be like the Prophet (peace be on him)".  The Prophet (peace be on him) was magnanimous, I am reclusive.  Nobody can be exactly like the Prophet (peace be on him).  Nobody can match the Prophet (peace be on him) in demeanor and deeds, that's why he is the Prophet (peace be on him).  I can only do the best I can, and be grateful that Allah is my judge, not the humans.  I'm feeling weary of humans right now.  So I stayed in and tried to sleep as much as possible (which hasn't added up to 6 hours yet), and cooked my dinner early.  I had fried calamari.  Alhamdulillah.  God said in the Qur'an that in heaven, we will never suffer fatigue.  I'm not in heaven yet.

Natty honey!  How are you feeling, Precious Girl?  I hope you are keeping safe, and eating properly.  Are you having fun with your buddies?  Enjoy your career, OK?

Other voices

Oh, that corn bread looks good Erin.  Corn meal is hard to find here, actually I have never seen it here.  I'm going to have to make masa from scratch, and I don't think it would have the same texture as corn meal.  I'm sure there's some white flour mixed in with the batter for corn bread, otherwise it won't rise.

Little Luca has such a sweet personality, and she's very well behaved other than having a more sensitive than usual tummy for a cat, which affects her relationship with the toilet.  It's almost as if she doesn't want anything in her stomach at all, not pee, not poop.  So even if there's a tiny bit of pee or poop in there, she has to get it out.  Luca, it's not as if you have to go outside.  It's not as if you have to use the public restroom.  But anyway, she had been smelling of kitty litter, so I had to give her a bath.  I can't snuggle a kitty that smells of kitty litter!  Oh, she doesn't like bath time.  Such a dainty thing, yet she mustered up enough strength to pry the bathroom door open and make a break for it.

Natty, somehow I get the feeling that you talk and use social media more than you reveal on your Instagram.  Which is fine with me Sweetheart, do as you feel is right for you.  I'm just letting you know that if you need to talk to me then go ahead.  I'm sure I would have different info for you than your buddies and your immediate family.

Lunch was rice vermicelli in soup.  For dinner, I got some fried chicken at the night market.

Sunday

Nothing much to report today my dearest, just the same as usual.  Every Sunday morning, I clean my mother's bedroom and toilet plus my other daily routines.  It's a nice setup isn't it, as arranged by Allah?  That I combine my career and home life, so as to not be separated from my wife.  Aw Erin, you are so beautiful to me.  I love you.

And Natty, you must be busy.  Well enjoy your success my dearest, make the most of it, have tons of fun, and save what you make now for your future.  Please make sure you eat properly, and pray.  You are such a beautiful girl.

The bird that meowed

Oh, I was taking care of my plants this morning when I heard someone meow.  I looked around me, but I didn't see any cats so I went back to work.  Then I heard that meow again, and again, and it sounded like it was coming from above me.  But I still couldn't see any cats around or even above me.  Then that meow came from above again, then turned into bird song.  It was a bird that meowed!  No, I didn't see the bird.  But it didn't meow again.  Maybe it was a myna bird or parrot.  Too bad they're not native to this area.

Hey, you know a couple of Bat Cat clones!  You may have noticed, but my Bat Cat passed away about 2 months ago.  I didn't talk about it because of reasons.  But I had to fight hard for his life, so needless to say I was upset and angry.  However, Allah replaced my Bat Cat with another Bat Cat this week.  Bat Cat IV is slimmer than his predecessor, with a longer and bushier tail, almost like a squirrel.  He's also quieter and more cautious.  It's obvious that he's hanging around me because of the females I keep locked up in my house, so I don't know how long he's going to stay.  But while he's here, I'll feed him and be his ally.  Check him out.  He looks more supernatural than the last Bat Cat, don't you agree?

Natty, the world has gone mad!  Mad, I tell you!  Mad, mad, mad, MAD, MAD,MAD, MAD!!!!

My red outfit today is more risque than usual, but its fun to have fun with clothes, especially since there's no way I could dress like that in real life, even if I were pretty.

I finally went outside

Erin, you look absolutely wonderful.  What a dream.  What a beauty.  Freckles.  But yeah, I finally went outside.  I took out the trash.  I went to the mosque for Friday prayer.  I went to the supermarket for my Mom and bought rice flour and coconut milk.  Wow, it was 4 pm and the streets were deserted.  Almost eerie.  I'll have to admit that I like staying indoors and on the computer all the time.  I'm a real geek, I suppose.  But we got to go out for groceries sometimes.

And my Natty, you look positively beautiful.  Like a fairy.  Like an imp.  Like a pixie.  Like an elf.