Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Qur'an 20160818

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

38.  Say to the unbelievers, if they desist, their past would be forgiven them.  But if they persist, the punishment of those before them is already present.

(The Spoils Of War 8:38)
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I want to marry them folks, but that doesn't mean that they want to marry me.

But let's put things down in black and white, so there's no confusion as to who I've chosen.  A dowry is a formal proposal, but I'm not giving away anymore dowries of music and I can't afford rings at this time.  Without a dowry there is no blame on her if she does whatever she feels, so please don't go on a rampage people, if she were to do so.  What matters to me is her chastity and integrity.  If I were to lose interest for whatever reason (like her slutting around, becoming an alcoholic/drug addict, anti-Islam etc), it simply means that I would have to find some other blonde.  Please pray girls, Allah is the One Who provides us sustenance.  Ya Allah, please protect and bless my wives.




Monday, August 15, 2016

You can't change the past, so you might as well embrace it

or ride it.  I certainly like Adriana over Gisele.  She's probably been advising you.  Let me guess what she said... "Why should you bother with a man who wants 3 wives?  Just get any man, have kids, and who cares about the man?"  I'm not married, so I have no wives.  I need kids, so that's why I want 3 wives, but I admit that I like pretty blondes.  I will finance my wives and kids and I won't abandon them, inshaAllah.  Meanwhile you should take advantage of the business connection and make more money for yourself, for I won't consume your earnings.

By the way, Ana-Beatriz is the prettiest Brazilian model.

The 2008 VS fashion show is my favorite

but the 2011 show is the most emotionally connected to me.  Emotionally connected?  I wasn't even there!
Dinner was steamed rice with spicy fried eggplant, crunchy anchovies, and an egg.  Yeah it's a big portion, but I have a man sized appetite.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Qur'an 20160814

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

1.  They ask you concerning spoils of war.  Say, "Spoils are at the disposal of Allah and God's messenger.  So fear Allah, and keep straight the relations between yourselves.  Obey Allah and God's messenger, if you do believe."

(The Spoils Of War 8:1)
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Yeah, life is like sailing

Especially for go-with-the-flow types like us.  To know where you're going and to reach your destination, you must have a good navigator.  In Islam, it's supposed to be the man's job to pay for the wife.  Please follow my lead, and I will take sweet loving care of you inshaAllah.
Not a deep dish pizza, but it's a pizza.  The dough wouldn't cooperate, even though it was soft.