Yeah, life is like sailing

Especially for go-with-the-flow types like us.  To know where you're going and to reach your destination, you must have a good navigator.  In Islam, it's supposed to be the man's job to pay for the wife.  Please follow my lead, and I will take sweet loving care of you inshaAllah.

Not a deep dish pizza, but it's a pizza.  The dough wouldn't cooperate, even though it was soft.