Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Qur'an 20141216

10.  And they say, "What!  When we lie hidden and lost in the earth, shall we indeed be in a creation renewed?"  No, they deny the meeting with their Lord.

11.  Say, "The angel of death put in charge of you will take your souls, then shall you be brought back to your Lord."

The Prostration 32:10-11
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The angel of death put in charge of you will take your souls, then shall you be brought back to your Lord.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141215


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Floofy has been very jealous of her own kittens lately.  Last night she came into the house, and began snarling at them, and at me because I was in the same room.  So I retreated to my bedroom, and she quickly slipped in with me.  Suddenly she was a different cat, wanting to be held and loved.  And she was crying: a tear was trickling down her right eye.  So I held her tightly for half an hour.  Poor Floofy.

Julia, I didn't know you were already married.  I found out yesterday.  My network is usually very efficient, that I would have been aware of this development as soon as it happened, but not this time.  I told you a while ago, I'm really not that smart.  Of course I was heartbroken.  And of course I cannot be married to a woman who is already married.  I would like to apologize for my being poor, for if I had had the money, I would have financed our marriage 5 years ago.  And I still don't have the money today.  So goodbye Julia, and best wishes.

Actually I feel kind of silly.  I should have caught on about a year ago, but Allah compensated for me for which I am grateful, that I still have my commitment to Erin.  I do love you, Erin.  Not just because I have a terrible weakness for pretty blondes, but also you seem to me to have a pure heart.  I need you.  And I will marry you inshaAllah.  Please be fully aware that I have a mission to please Allah with music, by my standing ground here and creating a tourist attraction, and you will be my wife.  With all due respect to you and your family, I cannot have you marry into my poverty, so when Allah grants me wealth enough to marry, that will be when we marry.  This is a spiritual situation, and marriage is a very serious business.  You must have faith and patience that that will happen inshaAllah, and be chaste and Islam.  Meanwhile, I pray that my commitment of marriage to you will enhance your business, and make you lots of money.  And I will build a house for you inshaAllah.  This is the situation given to me by inspiration from Allah for which I am grateful, where otherwise I would be just another dead rock star still generating revenue for the people who killed him.  Now it is time to close this folder of letters, and open a new one titled "Letter to Erin".  Erin, thank you for your love.

I took this photo about 5 years ago.  It's titled "The Kingfisher and the Stork".

Qur'an 20100317


In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

3.  The unbelievers say, "Never to us will come the Hour."  Say, "No!  But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth, nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous."

4.  That God may reward those who believe and work deeds of righteousness: for such is Forgiveness, and a Sustenance most Generous.

5.  But those who strive against Our Signs, to frustrate them- for such will be a Penalty- a Punishment most humiliating.

6.  And those to whom Knowledge has come see that this sent down to you from your Lord- that is the Truth, and that it guides to the Path of the Exalted, Worthy of all praise.

Sheba 34:3-6
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No!  But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth: nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141213

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there, my most beautiful Julia and Erin.  You are the most beautiful girls in the world.  You are my wives, inshaAllah.  How are you feeling right now?  I pray you are feeling great, and having a great time.  Please maintain your prayers and be good girls.  I want you to know that I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

For dinner I had 2 pizzas.  Well you weren't here, so I ate both.  Well, I was hungry.  Don't worry, they were only 8" pizzas.  I made home made halal beef sausage and basil pizzas again.  Oh my God, that home made halal beef sausage is SO good.  Ya Allah, thank You for bounty and the knowledge You have given me.  After the last time I made my home made halal beef sausage, I couldn't find ground beef anywhere.  Not even beef burgers.  So I had to make my own minced beef.  I bought about a kilo of imported beef, from was from India I think, which is cheaper than local beef, and minced that up in my spice grinder.  I asked the butcher to give me the fatty parts, but there was a bit of gristle in there.  But otherwise my mincing the beef in the spice grinder worked, and I was able to make the sausage.  Totally awesome for pizza.  You must try some.  Now if only I can find halal sausage casing so I can make links.  Incidentally, after I minced my own beef, ground beef was suddenly everywhere again.  Coincidence?  Nah.  Annoying.

Qur'an 20141213

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

23.  But if any reject faith, let not his rejection grieve you.  To Us is their return, and We shall tell them the truth of their deeds, for Allah knows well all that is in hearts.

24.  We grant them their pleasure for a little while.  In the end shall We drive them to a chastisement unrelenting.

25.  If you ask them Who it is that created the heavens and the earth, they will certainly say, "Allah."  Say, "Praise be to Allah."  But most of them understand not.

Luqman  31:23-25
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Praise be to Allah.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141210

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello again, my dearest beautiful Julia.  I feel that you are busy, with more business than ever.  Do your best my gorgeous sweetheart, and make lots of money for yourself.  I want you to be super successful, and I want you to know that you are loved, and I am here and faithful, I love you and I will marry you inshaAllah.  I need you.  Thank you for your love.

And you, sweet and kind hearted Erin, you are truly as beautiful as your beautiful heart.  Please don't be sad, I want you to know that your goodness is appreciated, what a beautiful and wonderful girl you are.  I want you to know that I love you, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  You are loved, you are loved.  I love you and I need you.  Thank you for your love.

It's December already, huh?  It could be you are already feeling lonely, it's cold, but you're a grown up now living your own life, and the month can be long and hectic.  Please don't be lonely, for loneliness doesn't know its day, so it will disturb you the same way some other day if you let it.  Please don't be lonely, because I love you, I wish I were there with you to keep you company, and help protect you, and brush your hair.  You must understand the contradiction of being a professional girl in the public eye and wanting to be in the company of loved ones all the time.  But even normal people have a tough time with quality time, because life isn't supposed to be easy.  So it's the same all over, for even we are normal, as we seek to be happy together and make a happy family.  I love you, and I want to give you the best and happiest life and afterlife.  So please be patient, and pray, for every day is a holiday, so don't let nostalgia kill you, for we are family.  You are living your own life now, in a reality blessed by God inshaAllah.  Mrs. Global.

Ya Allah, thank you for Julia and Erin.  They are the most beautiful women in the world to me, and I love them dearly.  Please protect them, and strengthen their hearts and their faith.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141208

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello, my beautiful Julia.  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  I pray that things are fun and easy for you.  I want you to know that I love you dearly, and I need you.  And you too, my beautiful Erin.  I love you, and I need you.  You are my wives inshaAllah.

Tonight is movie night on Shadowplay TV!  No, it's not a sports movie, it's an action movie.  Packed with constant, heart-stopping action.  It's been a long while since I found a good current movie.  Maybe it's bad advertising or lack of production talent, but I found this one while browsing for video games.  It was made by a kid just out of high school.  well, he didn't program the game.  It's Tomb Raider 2013, starring Lara Croft, the deadly girl with ridiculously powerful hands.  You can tell it's a video game because:

1.  She never runs out of ammo.
2.  She finds weapons conveniently lying around.
3.  She doesn't lose any of her weapons even when she's captured and tied up.
4.  That skimpy top of hers never falls to pieces despite all that sliding and grinding around.

But it's an surprisingly awesome movie.  Pagan gods are the creation of humans like the pagan god in this game was programmed by humans.  The only real God is Allah, High above all.  Allah is God, and God is the Reality.