Tuesday, September 3, 2019

HAL 9000

Hi there, my beautiful Ladies!  How are you today?  What's on the menu?  I just had chicken wings!  I love hot wings, and the wings were nice and fat today.  I made the wing sauce myself.  It had a lot of garlic in it.  Raw garlic.  Oh dear.  No more socializing today.  I wonder how garlic would fit in with married life?  It's so tasty, though.  And good for you.

Last night, I proceeded to reprogram my computer so that Mary Unknown7's singing can be heard without latency.  The computer resisted being reprogrammed all the way down to the hardware and the motherboard.  I felt as if I were in "2001: A Space Odyssey".  Finally he began cooperating when I started poking at his chassis with a screwdriver.  So I guess we reached an agreement.  And what do you know: no latency today.  Computers today think they run the world.  Maybe they do...  No, his name is not HAL.












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