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**sniffle**  Hi Honey!  Yes, you guessed it- I got the sniffles.  It's from all that non stop rainy weather.  It's raining right now.  There was a break in the rain this morning though, so I took that chance to go to the pharmacy and get aspirin and antihistamines.  I do have a fever now, but I think I am spared from cough and chest congestion alhamdulillah.  Got to put that fever down though.  Fevers are dangerous.  A baby should never be allowed to carry a fever, so we will have to get a digital thermometer,  Fevers cause brain damage, permanent brain damage, in young and old alike.  I guess it's more civilized to take antihistamines instead of letting all that mucous drip into a cup, but I strongly believe that infected sinus fluids are very dangerous, and the sinus cavity should be emptied out. 

Hey Natty, you're looking great!  Wow, what if I had met you in high school... you probably wouldn't have had anything to do me if you had met me in high school.  You think I'm a bad boy now, in high school I was the worst boy.  I feel sorry for my parents.  Anyway, please drink lots of water to settle your tummy.  I know it's cold, but you still need that water.  **sniffle**

 

 

 

 

Still raining

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I hope you are getting good vibes all over, and are happy and rested.  It's still raining here, it seems that the rain hasn't stopped in almost a week.  Well there have been brief pauses, not so much pauses since the rain still came down as fine droplets, but not so much as to keep me house bound.  I went out this morning to get some salt to pour down my Mom's cesspool.  With all this rain, you would think that I would be getting the sniffles since my voice is so sensitive, and I have been teetering on the edge of the flu for a couple of days now.  I haven't gone over the edge yet, because I've been fighting it back with vitamin C and cough syrup.  I wish I had some antihistamines, but I don't.  InshaAllah I won't get too sick to work.

Hi Natty honey!  How's it going, Canada?  I hope you are enjoying your down time.  Do you like to veg out and watch TV?  Simple pleasures...  I'm sure you must love movies.  Do you really want to be a movie star?  That's too much hard work I think, even if you don't have to do your own stunts, you would really have to buff up for the camera nowadays.  Look good at all angles all the time... I'll have to admit that Gal Gadot looks great, but I would rather look like my avatar.  In HD of course.  Good thing I have an avatar.  She's really handy for public relations.  Alhamdulillah.  I think you should stick to simple modeling, then diversify to something other than acting.  No not sports, Natty.

 

 

 

 

Qur'an 20171129

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

52.  Say, "Do you see if this is from Allah, and yet you reject it?  Who is more astray than one who is in a schism, far?"

53.  Soon will We show them Our Signs in the regions, and in their own souls, until it becomes manifest to them that this is the Truth.  Is it not enough that your Lord does witness all things?

Expounded 41:52-53
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Hi Honey

How are you today?  Getting some rest and relaxation time in, I hope.  Nothing out of the ordinary going on here today, just cold and wet.  I cooked up a bunch of fries for dinner.  Frozen fries always turn out better than the stuff I make from scratch.  Can't beat the machines at making fries.  And sliced bread.  I'm watching The Transformers right now.  You know, the first one.  Fun movie.  Nice to look at.

Hi Natty honey!  Enjoying some down time?  I'm trapped in the house today, rain won't let me go anywhere.  I don't have much to talk about, just the usual going on.  I'm going to go back to my movie.  You take care now, Sweetie.

 

 

 

The show that never ends, again

God can sure put up a show, none like what us mere mortals could ever dream up.  We can sit on a soft couch, emit gas and complain, but we can't entertain like God.  It's a show that never ends, and repeats itself.  I can't really tell you what's going on here, because I can't take credit for what God does.  But I'm sure if you are watching, you would see it reflect all over.  Some people call themselves Muslims, but they don't study the Qur'an.  They prefer what people say over what God says.

I hope you are not overworking.  You are probably on your Friday, and tomorrow is your weekend, Sports Princess.  I hope you have a more lenient schedule than that.  Take time to relax, and watch some TV.  Practice cooking.

And Natty honey, what do you enjoy more: the hectic life of a Rock and Roll Babe Supermodel, or languishing on the couch?  I enjoy being by myself, doing the stuff I do and at my own pace, and not having anybody bug me.  But I don't know what happiness is, so I seek happiness in marriage.

 

 

 

Qur'an 20171127

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

44.  Had We sent this as a Qur'an other than Arabic, they would have said, "Why are not its verses explained in detail?  What!  Not in Arabic, and an Arab?"  Say, "It is a guide and a healing to those who believe, and for those who believe not, there is deafness in their ears, and also blindness.  They are being called from a place far distant!"

Expounded 41:44
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Another nice cool day

Hi Honey!  How are you my beloved?  I assume you are very busy, what with Thanksgiving weekend and such.  Please take time to rest and eat adequately.  Please treat yourself as precious, because you are very precious to me.  I love you.  It was another nice cool day here, almost cold.  Other people here would say that it was cold, but I know what cold is.  It rained all day, and I went through the entire day and kept my shirt on!  Wow, first time this year.  It looks like it's going to be a comfortable night, and I get to snuggle with my blankie.  No, it's not an NFL blankie.  I wanted to go out and buy some food, but the rain kept me in.  I'm on the verge of a cold anyway, so better play it safe otherwise I can't work.  So I made pocket bread and heated up the chili.  Say, that chili isn't bad even though it has hot dog chunks in it.  Want some?

Hi Natty honey!  Aw you beautiful sweetheart!  Are you feeling emotional this weekend?  Well you're not alone my dear, you have many people who love you.  And I will marry you and take care of you inshaAllah.  I have to marry Erin first, but I won't abandon you inshaAllah.  I will keep my promise inshaAllah.

A nice cool day

Hi Honey!  How are you doing today?  How's work treating you?  I hope you are feeling great, and healthy.  It's raining right now, and has been cool all day.  So it certainly is my kind of day, in contrast to how hot it usually gets around here.  There's nothing too special on the menu.  I made a batch of chili this morning, but I added ginger and chopped up hot dogs to it.  I don't like hot dogs, really.  But it's cheap food, and now that I have it I want to get rid of it.  The ginger toned down the Mexican-ness of the chili, and the hot dogs made it even stranger.  Not inedible nor bad-tasting, but I don't think I'll do that again.  What are you eating?  You haven't showed us your food in a long time.

Hi Natty honey!  Are you enjoying your holiday?  I'm sure it must be nice to get away from the hectic bustle of the supermodel life, beautiful as you are.  Please take good care of yourself, say hi to your family for me, and have a great day.

Oh by the way, I need to post this video:

Anybody else notice that Pantera died on 9/11/2001?

 

 

 

Happy Thanksgiving

Hi Honey!  How was your Thanksgiving?  Oh, you had to work?  Well, sports figures have to work during everybody else's day off.  That's just the nature of the business.  But I hope you got some rest and some turkey anyway.  I don't really miss turkey all that much.  But there was a brand of roasted turkey which I had to slice up at the restaurant which was absolutely smooth and yummy- they slow-roasted it in chicken broth.  The temperature had to be very low heat, because there was no stress on the meat whatsoever.  You know how poultry meat can get stringy.  I'm sure I can duplicate the process with chicken, but I would need an electric burner to get the heat that low.  The gas burner would fizzle out, unless I keep a close eye on it or course.  Dinner tonight was steamed rice and sardines.  I'm certain there is no difference in the quality of the sardines in spite of the price difference of different brands- it's the sauce that's the key.  I was in a hurry and fighting off cats at the same time, so I didn't do a perfect job on my sauce.  But it was good anyway.  Alhamdulillah.

Hi Natty honey!  I'm sure you didn't have to work on Thanksgiving.  Isn't Thanksgiving for Canada one month earlier?  Not that I celebrate it.  I think Thanksgiving is more a political holiday than a holy day, so you can celebrate which Thanksgiving you want.  How was the turkey?  You didn't eat all that much, huh?  Poultry meat is actually good for your emotions.  So if you are highly strung, then eat some turkey.

 

 

 

 

Stretching that food dollar again

Hi Honey, how are you today?  You look absolutely ravishing, my darling.  I love you so much.  It's a nice cool day here for me, alhamdulillah.  I feel happiest when it's nice and cool, and I get very drowsy.  I slept in a little this morning, because I was soooo comfortable.  It's nice to be comfortable.  I made some tortillas just now, and I wrapped them up with sausage, egg, onions, mayo and mustard greens inside.  I guess you could say I had breakfast for dinner.  It's just what was left inside the cooler, as I didn't spend any money today.  Which gave me 3 burritos, and if I split them with you it would still be a good meal.  But with baby, well I can't feed it Mexican food.  We would just have to buy formula (if none left), which would still give us one and half burritos each (assuming we ate the same thing).  If the child were old enough to eat Mexican food then we would have a burrito each, but that's not enough food for me and I would get shoulder pains.  Perhaps a side of rice each would fix that.

Hey Natty, how's it going Gorgeous?  Food economics apply to you too Honey, but I guess you're up for turkey right about now.  Suffice to say that I'm not marrying anyone with my current food economics, but inshaAllah we will get what we need.  Oh we don't have turkey here, we would have to import it, and it would have to be halal.  How about a roast chicken?  I know it's not big enough, but then how about 3 roast chickens, and we can squish them all together and make a turkey?  A turkey is a big chicken to me.  The people must know, and I'm sure Allah understands that I cannot allow my wife to live as I do now.  That would be bad politics, and the whole country would look stupid.  I sure would sure like to import some giant lobster from Tasmania.  Do you like lobster?  It's a big shrimp to me.

Oh, this outfit I wore is an attempt at mixing blue and gold.  I think it's a success.  What do you think?

 

 

 

Stretching that food dollar

Hi Erin!  How are you today, Honey?  Do you want to make love?  I do!  Oh... we have to get married first.  I have a lot of lust in me, I hope it's enough.  I estimate that I will have to do drugs to keep up with my wife, because I'm an old man.  Sigh.  Do you have a food budget?  I don't think that you would have to worry about something like a food budget.  It's almost the end of the month, so I have to be very frugal with food.  So it's time to finish what's left in the cooler.  Let's see, I have 3 dough balls, some sausage, a packet of hot dogs, 13 eggs, some bamboo shoots, some rice and potatoes.  Good thing I have lots of cat food.  I do have some money left, but I will need to buy some fish soon for Floofy's fish smoothies- she can't eat solid cat food anymore.  So I rolled up some dough, spread the sausage on it, then closed it up, then deep fried it.  It was OK, it was filling, but it needs marinara sauce and cheese.  I put too much oil in this batch of dough, so it didn't respond normally to deep frying- it was flaky like pastry dough.  I do have another bag of flour, but I can't let this dough go to waste.  This dough is better for tortillas I think, so tomorrow I'll have hot dog and egg burritos.  Sorry, no snapshots of my food!

Hi there Natty honey!  How are you feeling today, you beautiful Sweetheart?  How's the weather?  You must be having a blast of a time, you're so pretty and everyone is paying lots of attention to you.  And they should.  I suppose you're going to have to head up back north for time with the family.  Well, please be safe and travel well.  I'm going to play drums for a bit.  Oh no, I don't have a drum set anymore.  All I have is a little snare drum, it's very old.  I don't know how I'm going to record the next album, perhaps God will grant me a miracle.  InshaAllah.

 

 

 

Qur'an 20171122

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

13.  But if they turn away, say, "I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!"

Expounded 41:13
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Hm... those clams cost me RM10 for 3 kilos.  You can be sure that most of that weight was the shells.  Do you like clams and shellfish?  I love shellfish, but my tummy sits right on the border of digestion of them or not.  When I buy clams, the first thing I do is rinse or wash them, then steam them in a closed pot to catch the broth.  Those clams generated about half a gallon of clam broth, which is impressive to me because one kilo of ordinary clams usually generate a little over a cup of broth.  The meat was slightly overcooked (I should have left the lid off while I prayed), perhaps I should have shelled them for raw meat, but I wanted that broth.  I had enough broth to make rice vermicelli in soup for lunch today, and some left over for noodles tomorrow.  3 meals for RM10.  Which is OK, considering they were clams.

This show is a rerun.  When you design your home, perhaps you should think about including childproofing.

Qur'an 20171121

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

6.  Say, "I am but a man like you.  It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness."  And woe to those who worship many gods.

7.  Those who practice not charity, and who even deny the hereafter.

8.  For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.

9.  Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the worlds."

Expounded 41:6-9
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Big ol' clams!

Hi Honey!  How was your day today?  Nothing out of the ordinary for me, just a lot of housecleaning.  Yeah it has to be done, but if you want to keep me in a good mood you would keep me away from housecleaning.  I was about to finish off the chili for dinner, but I found these huge clams over at the night market!  That made me smile.  If you want to gauge the size of each clam, that's my hand they're resting on.  I've been steaming them for 20 minutes already, I guess at that size they are pretty hard to kill.  I don't want to overcook them though.

Hi Natty honey!  I'm glad to see you happy.  Your happiness makes me happy, and I hope you are happy with me.  Happiness is a glimpse of happiness.  Happiness is no housecleaning.  Happiness is big ol' clams!  I hope I cook them right...

 

Mexican food

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I pray that everything is going nice and easy for you.  Well, life certainly isn't the same as it was 4 years ago.  Your perception and influence has expanded beyond your wildest expectations.  Which would be great, if not for all that rancid gossip.  Their stinky words can make ears smell bad.  I mean literally, ears can smell awful from their talk.  I like to clean my ears with a Q-tip dipped in rubbing alcohol to get rid of the stench.  At this stage of your business, what they want is your endorsement.  Or more accurately, what they want is to do whatever they want with your endorsement.  For example, a bigot hypocrite would not just want the money of your endorsement, but also to trash you and your endorsement.  So ignore them and whatever they say.  Screw 'em.  Now as my wife, you must take my instruction in matters of Islam and no one else, no matter who they are.  This is because if I make an error, then only I get the blame.  But if you make an error, we both get the blame.  So follow only what I tell you about Islam, and nobody else.  If you need to ask about Islam, then ask me.  Please.

Did you get that, Natty?  Follow only my instructions in matters of Islam, and nobody else.  All the globe trotting you've been doing must be very exciting for you.  Which is awesome, I say.  Get your travel kicks in before you marry, because the kids are going to root you into one spot for the kids' sake.  I happy that I don't need to travel to get my job done.  My food is stable, and I don't hurt my tummy.  I use only my own bathroom, and no one else's bathroom.  For dinner today, I had tortillas and extra hot chili.  It tastes great!  Alhamdulillah.  Here's a tip to keep the gas down from the beans: add coriander or cilantro seeds to the chili.

 

Me?

I belong to Allah.
Then I belong to my wives.

 

Avatar

Hi there, my beautiful Erin!  How are you feeling today, you gorgeous sweetheart?  It's the weekend again!  Wow, time sure flies... but God allows the time for everything inshaAllah, that's why we must be patient and steadfast.  You have to work weekends, right Sports Princess?  Well it's all the same old day anyway, at least we are together and will be together inshaAllah.  I saw the movie "Avatar" today.  Have you seen that movie?  It's like "Dances With Wolves", but set in an alien jungle.  It's like a confrontation between the godless and the pagans.  The CGI is breathtaking though, and those tall muscular girls are kinda sexy.  Don't those naked people worry about mosquitoes?  Sure there's a living connection to God in all life, but paganism is a rejection of God just like atheism.  Yeah that scientist said that it's a living connection not paganism, but they're worshiping a tree.  One might not immediately see a religious significance to avatars, but there is certainly one in my avatar- if I get to heaven, I will be pretty.  And super virile.

Why hello, beautiful Natty!  It's so good to see you again.  Ironically, I think it's safer for you to be doing beach sports with your buddies than to be in the city, even though I don't particularly agree with your running around naked in public.  I guess I just want my wife all to myself.  But be proactive about being safe OK, and please make sure your bosses provide extra security for you, because you are MY girl.  By the way, I think Trump is becoming fanatically superstitious.  That's why the elephant ban reversal.  Plus, did you know that his sons are safari bounty hunters?  As in pay out bounty.

Bat Cat 4

Speaking of Bat Cat, I knew he was going to get himself into trouble again.  He always gets himself into trouble.  He exists to get himself into trouble.  He gets himself into trouble on my account, and I get SO frustrated trying to help him.

Why bother with cats at all?  People who don't love cats just wouldn't understand.  I have a few times went without a cat, but they always come to me and I can't help loving them.  No it's a cat, not a beautiful blonde woman.  The first Bat Cat came to me as a 3 month old kitten one morning, crying out to me at the side of the road in the midst of the elementary school rush hour on the day of the Sandy Hook massacre.  I don't know where he is now, but he did survive to adulthood and independence.  The second Bat Cat died of pneumonia.  The 3rd Bat Cat died of pneumonia.  This 4th Bat Cat came to me as an adult, and is a very cautious cat.  He came around right after Bat Cat 3 died, and inspected all the spots the previous Bat Cat attended, including the cage I kept Bat Cat 3 in while I was doctoring him.  Recently Bat Cat 4 allowed me to touch him during feeding times, but otherwise he keeps his distance and runs away when I approach him.  It is clear that this Bat Cat will not allow himself to be caught by me, for whatever reason.  No I couldn't get a current snapshot.  He won't let me.  This is an old photo.

A couple of months ago, Bat Cat 4 was injured on his face, apparently from a rock or something being thrown at him, and his lower back which put his hind legs out somewhat and had trouble walking, probably from the impact of a broom or something.  He wouldn't let me near him let alone doctor him, I couldn't do anything about his back anyway but leave him alone to heal naturally.  Now he's caught a fungal infection from all the rain that's been coming down lately.  He needs medication, but how on earth will I be able to feed him a pill?  Over and over again until he heals?  I can't just leave him be, his body will rot and he will die a slow death.  Like I said, he recently allowed me to touch him during feeding times, so just now I caught him and tried to feed him an antifungal pill.  Oh my God, he fought the hell out of me.  I did manage to get the pill into his mouth, but I don't know if he swallowed it: I didn't see the pill on the ground, so I guess that's a good sign.  But the effort cost me what little trust he had in me: he stayed away and didn't touch his dinner.

I assume he will get hungry and come to me for food eventually, so I'm just going to have to sneak in some antifungal medicine into his cat food somehow, and pray that he eats it.  No I can't take him to the vet: assuming I would be able to catch him, he would maul both me and the vet.  I'm just going to have to mix the medicine in with his cat food.  He shares his food with Emma, so it looks like she is going to be eating antifungal medicine too.

Qur'an 20171116

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

66.  Say, "I am forbidden to invoke those whom you invoke besides Allah, seeing that the Clear Signs have come to me from my Lord, and I have been commanded to to bow to the Lord of the Worlds."

Forgiver 40:66
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No spending day part 2: the cheeseless pizza

Dearest Erin, I want you to know that I love you very much, and you are always in my heart and thoughts.  I know it's been a long time since I proposed to you, and I still can't afford to give you a ring and pay for our marriage, and by now you would have probably had children already if it were not for me.  I'm so sorry that I'm so poor, I hope my work and sacrifice has somehow enriched your business at the very least, while I beg of you to please be patient and have faith and pray that God will make our marriage happen soon.  Please forgive me for my flaws.

Dearest Natty, I'm so sorry I made a typo on your name the other day.  I didn't mean to do it, and when I discovered my error I immediately fixed it.  I assure you that I didn't do it on purpose, I wasn't trying to make a joke at your expense or anything like that.  I do have a cat named Batty, but if I ever talk about him please rest assured that I am in no way referring to you or making fun of you.  I take marriage very, very seriously, and your happiness very, very seriously.  I know how much you hate people making fun of you and talking bad about you behind your back, and I'm very sorry if you had to suffer that because of me.  Please forgive me for my flaws.

Why is it necessary that a pizza have cheese?  To please the general public's perception of what a pizza is I suppose, and a pizza does taste great with cheese.  When I worked at the pizza joint, I would often get orders for pizza without cheese.  Usually women would ask for that, or someone who is lactose intolerant.  But so what, if a pizza doesn't have cheese?  One can eat spaghetti without cheese, and have bread to go with it right?  One can enjoy chili with bread but no cheese, right?  There's no cheese on a mince pie.  There's no cheese on a pumpkin pie.  So for dinner, I had a sausage, fried onion and chive pizza without cheese.  Or shall I say a sausage, fried onion and chive pie?  It was delicious.  It was filling.  It was greasy.  Alhamdulillah.  Ya Allah, please forgive me for my flaws.