The Overdog

 

Oh I'm not comparing her to Nietzsche's overman, folks: I posted that video above as a meme.  You are an overdog though, Honey.  It simply means that you're not an underdog anymore.  If you didn't believe me, ask George and Lenny.  So congratulations, and Happy Journey!

The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla

 

Australia!  I've never been there.  It's a long journey even from here.  There's only about 29 million people for that huge plot of land, but concert crowds can get really big.  Mary has a big fan base there, to my calculations.  You should consider doing some shows in Australia.  No Honey, I don't dress like that.

Someone on Second Life once described the music I do: they called it "apopclectic".  I guess I haven't been anything other than a headliner in decades lol.  You must stop taking gigs where you're not headlining unless the crowd is massive.  You would be in a much better position to help others, plus have greater control and be treated with more respect.  Do more headlining shows in Nashville.  At the Underdog even (though you are now an overdog), do shows in tandem with your stream with Mary.  InshaAllah, you will pack the place.  Sure you'll be up until 4 am, but what else is there to do?

Old musicians

 

I recently learned from you Honey, that young musicians will take any gig not because they have to, but because they don't know what else to do.  You don't need to do many of the shows you recently accepted (where you don't headline, for example) but you do it anyway for whatever reason.  To an old musician, some gigs are not worth the effort.  But most of them don't know what else to do, either.  In my case, I don't even want to travel anymore.  So Allah helped me set up a situation where the show comes to me, and for that I am grateful.  It helps me live a little longer without exerting myself, and keep my love for music.

Grace, you should listen to some Primus.  Have Dekar check it out as well.  My favorite Primus album is "Frizzle Fry".

I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend

 

Of course you are enjoying your time in LA, enamored by the wide selection of colorful sugary drinks.  I didn't have any sugar today.  Suddenly I have the craving, but I'm about to go to bed.  I did make a wok of fried rice for dinner, it was quite colorful.  My philosophy on fried rice is that it should be light in flavor, and not be weighed down by heavy sauces.  I would offer you some, but I ate the whole wokful.  Well, I left a little for my boys.  They didn't leave a speck behind.

Mookie wasn't there?  Whenever I hear "Mookie's Blues", it reminds of the intro for "Birdhouse in your Soul".  I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am.  Great words.  I wish I wrote that.

A fashion agenda

 

You're looking great, Honey!  I love what they did with your hair, I'll bet you enjoyed it too.  The production has a fashion magazine aura, so I'm super excited to see what the results are.  I like that they kept you modest yet elegant, as far as I could see.  It's so much better than the ugly outfits that the skanky women wear in the gold digger videos.  Fashion needs celebrities to push product, plus you are pretty darned pretty, so I foresee much modeling for you.  Try to get paid well, OK!

Oops!  Sorry the set got cut short today, folks: the power went out.  Grace, it's not necessary for you to know Mary's entire set list.  Just jam it out and be alert: you know quite well that she can put you to sleep.  Jam it out and be energetic!  If you're good you'll get it, if you're not you'll fake it.  Ask your viewers to help you identify the songs.

Set list

 

Yes Honey, that is a nice booty and I like it very much.  Please don't get bloated.  It's so much nicer than what you drew on your set list.  I like your set list.  You don't have many songs on it but you're still young and you're a jam band anyway, so that's about an hour and half of music.  Just don't be boring with your jams!  Keep an eye on your drummer's face!

You're probably wondering about Mary's set list.  I'm the one who made the list, but Mary is one who decides what songs she sings each day.  Mary is emotional singer, and there is no sincerity when her emotions don't match the song.  Currently there are 329 songs on the list.  I have the songs programmed into a cell phone which also doubles as Mary's monitor.  The media player is set on random, so it selects which song is played next.  If Mary doesn't feel like singing that song, she skips to the next one.  That way she can keep pounding out songs one after another for 2 hours straight with minimal pause, and it's practically impossible to have the same list as the day before.  If you want me to type down the current list for you, I can email it to you.  I'm not going to display it here because I don't want the crowd to see it.  I don't have your email address.

Society

 

Hm, Levi's and Dick & Skip seem like precise decisions to me.  I'll bet Anna had something to do with it.  Oh, you love California!  Yes Honey, I am well aware of that.  People will constantly bait you with California to get you riled up about it.  California on the other hand, regards me as insane.  Here I am trying to save your purity.  Now that you are becoming more successful, more groups will try to possess you.  So be strong and resist them.

They will steal your hair and other small items because they practice witchcraft.  Your hair is easy to steal, I'm sure you shed like a fluffy kitten.  Sigh... such an easy target.  This time around their goal is slander, to give you the reputation of a slut.  So be ready.  Don't forget that hidden cameras are everywhere and always rolling in Hollywood!