Set list

 

Yes Honey, that is a nice booty and I like it very much.  Please don't get bloated.  It's so much nicer than what you drew on your set list.  I like your set list.  You don't have many songs on it but you're still young and you're a jam band anyway, so that's about an hour and half of music.  Just don't be boring with your jams!  Keep an eye on your drummer's face!

You're probably wondering about Mary's set list.  I'm the one who made the list, but Mary is one who decides what songs she sings each day.  Mary is emotional singer, and there is no sincerity when her emotions don't match the song.  Currently there are 329 songs on the list.  I have the songs programmed into a cell phone which also doubles as Mary's monitor.  The media player is set on random, so it selects which song is played next.  If Mary doesn't feel like singing that song, she skips to the next one.  That way she can keep pounding out songs one after another for 2 hours straight with minimal pause, and it's practically impossible to have the same list as the day before.  If you want me to type down the current list for you, I can email it to you.  I'm not going to display it here because I don't want the crowd to see it.  I don't have your email address.

Society

 

Hm, Levi's and Dick & Skip seem like precise decisions to me.  I'll bet Anna had something to do with it.  Oh, you love California!  Yes Honey, I am well aware of that.  People will constantly bait you with California to get you riled up about it.  California on the other hand, regards me as insane.  Here I am trying to save your purity.  Now that you are becoming more successful, more groups will try to possess you.  So be strong and resist them.

They will steal your hair and other small items because they practice witchcraft.  Your hair is easy to steal, I'm sure you shed like a fluffy kitten.  Sigh... such an easy target.  This time around their goal is slander, to give you the reputation of a slut.  So be ready.  Don't forget that hidden cameras are everywhere and always rolling in Hollywood!

The Antichrist is a computer expert

 

Hi there, hard working musician!  Still playing "Who knows?"  God knows.

In Islam, the Antichrist is known as the "Dajjal".  The Dajjal must appear first before Jesus Christ (peace be on him) makes his return.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

24.  Or have they taken for worship gods besides God?  Say, "Bring your convincing proof: this is the message of those with me and the message of those before me."  But most of them know not the truth, and so turn away.

The Prophets 21:24

We love bass

 

Hey, Greenville looked pretty good.  Congratulations, Honey.

We love bass!  You don't have to play a million notes a minute to impress me.  A solid and infectious bass line is all it takes!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

77.  Have you not turned your vision to those who were told to hold back their hands but establish regular prayers and spend in regular charity?  When the order for fighting was issued to them behold, a section of them feared men as or even more than they should have feared Allah.  They said, "Our Lord!  Why have You ordered us to fight?  Would You not grant us respite to our term, near?"  Say, "Short is the enjoyment of this world: the hereafter is the best for those who do right, never will you be dealt with unjustly in the very least!"

The Women 4:77

Everyday

 

Music must be an everyday thing for a musician.  This is what defines us as musicians, thus others depend on the music.

Greenville, huh?  That's very humble of you.  I looked at your Japan recap.  Didn't you clean those leather shorts all the while you were there, Jim Morrison?  You should consider Australia next.  They speak English but it's not as explosive as Britain.  Make sure you put ads on your stream whenever you gig internationally.  Mexico is next, right?  I both envy you and am happy for you.  I feel left behind, but I choose the hereafter.  This is my path.  You have such a short set list.  You should record your entire show, then listen to the jams to check whether they all sound the same.  If they do, then you need to add more chaos to your jams.  Especially groove wise.  You don't do the "love dreamer" part for "Lucy"?  Don't leave that part out, it's beautiful.  But instead of fading out, make it increasingly louder and angrier then end abruptly.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

176.  They ask you for a legal decision.  Say, "Allah directs about those who leave no descendants nor ascendants as heirs.  If it is a man that dies leaving a sister but no child, she shall have half the inheritance: if a woman who left no child, her brother takes her inheritance: if there are two sisters, they shall have two-thirds of the inheritance: if there are brothers and sisters, the male having twice the share of the female."  Thus does Allah make clear to you lest you err.  And Allah has knowledge of all things.

The Women 4:176

Beethoven

 

For some reason, you remind me of Beethoven.  Anyway, I think it's quaint that you enjoy exploring the ruins of other people's lives.  It's more hazardous to do so here because of snakes and other varmints, also the overgrowth is much more intense.  Don't forget that the woods are supernatural, and it's pretty much a sure thing you're going to encounter some ghosts.  When you get frightened, say "I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected" over and over again.

Target audience

 

Oh Honey, sorry about the loss.  Please try not to feel too much about it.

And the new guy might put an effort into gun control since he got shot.  Unless of course, that was just an act.

Also your position in California might improve now that Hollywood has lost more power.  It's not a blessing, though.