Monday, February 19, 2024

Death stops the show to take a poop

 
Hi Natty!  How are you feeling?  It's a Girlie-Whirlie world, isn't it?  And you are my own personal Girlie-Whirlie!  I love you with all my heart, Honey.  I hope you are having tons of fun over there.  Please keep safe and healthy.

I always wanted a pet raven, and there were plenty of wild ravens back in Phoenix.  Ravens are supposed to be very smart, but I don't know of any raven that's housebroken.  Let's just say that it's easier to house train a cat.  I didn't have to house train any of my kittens: their parents taught them to use the litter box.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

93.  And when We took your promise and We raised the mountain above you, hold fast with what We have given you, and listen!  They answered, "We hear and we disobey."  And absorbed in their hearts of the calf because of their disbelief.  Say, "Evil is that which your beliefs command, if you are believers!"

The Heifer 2:93


Sunday, February 18, 2024

Crazy

 
Hi Natty!  What are you worrying about?  Don't be concerned about me, I'm a faithful guy inshaAllah.  I'll come around to you, you're my girl!  I wish you would talk to me more, but I guess that's not your personality.  Not with this current situation, at least.  But we have to play the hand we're dealt, right?  Don't worry so much, have fun, you can afford it.  Keep safe and healthy OK!

A singer can only sing one note at a time.  Right?  But that notation mess looks like the view from the top of a tower...



Saturday, February 17, 2024

I hate cell phone Internet

 
Hi there, beautiful Natty!  How are you feeling today, my love?  I love you with all my heart!  I hope you are having a fabulous time over there, and keeping safe and healthy.

I've been listening to music a lot lately, of course I should.  I listen to a lot of nostalgia, a habit I acquired for thinking I would not survive as long as I have.  Nostalgia music doesn't have to be good, the song just needs to be on when something happens to you.  I try to keep an open mind, so I went through new music last night.  System Of A Down has a couple of excellent songs, and I also like that one song by Queens Of The Stone Age that no one knows.  But everyone else seems to be singing the same song, so I went back to the nostalgia.  I got all this work done in a couple of hours without interruptions.  I guess that was because I wasn't streaming.  What, those songs are at least 10 years old?  I'm a dinosaur even with new music.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

77.  Have you not turned your vision to those who were told to hold back their hands but establish regular prayers and spend in regular charity?  When the order for fighting was issued to them, behold!  A section of them feared men as or even more than they should have feared Allah.  They said, "Our Lord!  Why have You ordered us to fight?  Would You not grant us respite to our term near?"  Say, "Short is the enjoyment of this world.  The hereafter is the best for those who do right, never will you be dealt with unjustly in the least!"

The Women 4:77

162.  Say, "Verily my worship, deeds, life and death are only for Allah, Lord of the worlds."

The Cattle 6:162


Friday, February 16, 2024

Mole sauce

 
Hi Natty!  That's nice of Lizbell to post 3 times.  Now that I've taken a second look at those photos, you seem high to me.  Are your bosses getting you high?  Please stay clean, Honey.  Being high on love is OK, because I love you too.  Please keep safe and healthy for us.

I once told a local that hot peppers and chocolate are a perfect match, and she looked at me like I were an idiot.  But that's the essence of mole sauce.  Sure, there are many recipes.  I make mole sauce to what conforms to my kitchen routine.  Here's a quick mole sauce recipe for you locals: add Milo powder to "sambal tumis" until it tastes good.





Thursday, February 15, 2024

Salsa

 
Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  Are you feeling good and making lots of money?  InshaAllah!  Please keep safe and healthy OK!

I've really been into tortillas lately, but I didn't have any salsa.  Last weekend, I finally got around to making salsa.  But my stomach can't handle hot peppers anymore even though my mouth loves the heat.  So the most salsa I can consume at a time is one tablespoon.  One tablespoon!  That's like one sesame seed!  Perhaps I should make salsa without peppers.  That isn't salsa, though.








Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

The neighbors

 
Hi Natty!  Oh Honey, I love those clothes!  I love the way they look on you, and you give them the perfect aura.  You are very beautiful, my love. Please keep safe and healthy as you work.

Thailand is less than 20 miles to the north of my house.  I don't go there very often, and I haven't crossed the border in decades.  But yes, a lot of the people do look like that.  Thailand might be the most trans country in the world.  They don't trickle over to this side, though: society gets strict once they cross the border.  Yet the aura permeates, as the locals are also the neighbors.

By the way, I predict that there will be a great famine focused on the advanced countries due to the wealthy and financial system not being adequately policed.  I advise all migrants to stay where the farmer is not oppressed, and people are allowed to grow their own food.  Don't go to America or you will be hot dogs!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

72.  When Our Clear Signs are rehearsed to them, you will notice a denial on the faces of the unbelievers.  They nearly attack with violence those who rehearse Our Signs to them.  Say, "Shall I tell you of something worse than these Signs?  It is the fire!  Allah has promised it to the unbelievers, and evil is that destination!"

The Hajj 22:72