Happy Birthday Natty!

 

To you and your twin brother!  I hope you have an awesome day and more fun than ever.  I'm so very sad I can't be with you on your birthday.  But my heart is already broken, and the best I can do for you at this time is to make you a pizza to look at, and help you be a great big supermodel inshaAllah.  Please be patient with me, keep safe and healthy, and guard your chastity.

Did you know that your birthday falls on the Great Pizza Day?  What a coincidence!  Please eat some pizza today to celebrate this magnificent day.  Since I have to eat the whole thing by myself, I made a halal sausage and basil pizza.  I still don't know what your favorite toppings are.  At the top is the pizza without flash, below is the pizza before going into the oven and the baked pizza using flash.  I love you, Natty.  Dammit, I love pizza too.  I should make it more often instead of just once a year.

Mary's outfit is:

TShirt The Pink Panther Black INK

:*BABY*: Sparkling Pink Lipstick

*Miroku* crystal heart pendant

*giselle* angi skirt 2207-18

Marie Hair black by Promiscuous Freiman

-KC- AMIRA BOOTS

Oh yeah, the winner of the Spring 2023 ready-to-wear collection competition is Valentino!

Movie night

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today, Honey?  I love you with all of my heart!  I hope you are having a swell time over there, and keeping safe and healthy.  Suddenly my fried noodles aren't good enough.  Grumble...  Maybe I'm bored with them or something...  Grumble...  Maybe it needs sugar...  Grumble...

Anyway, it's movie night again!  Please watch a movie with me.  "Jurassic World Dominion" (2022).  How would I describe this movie?  Cartoonish nostalgia?  Fried stew?  A superhero team that runs, and not fight?  I guess a plus side to this movie is that it is something of a feast to the eyes.  The best visual effect is how those old people take hits and falls, then get up and strut around as if nothing happened.  Movie magic!  So do I like this movie?  It's OK, but unrewatchable.

Mary's outfit is:

*Lurve* Mermaid's Holiday Mini -  Necklace

Alli&Ali Designs Calypso Hair

Pure Poison - Tiana Sandals

SIREN - MINI DRESS

And the winner of the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition is:

 

Hi Natty!  How you doin', Honey?  I love you oodles!  The Great Pizza Day is coming!  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?  I have decided that in observation of the Great Pizza Day, I will announce the winner of the Spring 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition on that day.  It will be a celebration!  Of all things love, music, fashion and pizza!  Please eat some pizza on the Great Pizza Day, and keep safe and healthy.

No, that's not a pizza.  My mother gave me some lunch, she calls it "lontong".  The broth is basically coconut milk and turmeric.  There are some chunks of pressed rice in there, plus toppings and hot sauce.  It's delicious!

Mary's outfit is:

Megan panties - cupid edition

Alli&Ali Designs Melrosa Hair

GLINT Circle Pearl Summer Earrings

Pure Poison - Grace Dress

The finalists for the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition are:

 

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Are you feeling good today?  I hope you are having a fabulous time.  I love you with all of my heart!  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  I'm doing OK, just avoiding labor for right now.  Plus, it's damned busy otherwise.  I want to thank the guy who cut the grass by the side of the road Sunday evening.  That's government property anyway, and I'm pretty worn out.  So thanks again.

Mary's outfit is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Barbie Lipstick

!!BH!!Moira's sling back pumps v13

Alli&Ali Designs Leia Hair

CR - Enchant Earrings - Blue Topaz

{Le'La} Vliene Gown

Here are my picks from the Zuhair Murad SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

O you divided hearts!  Stop fighting among yourselves and put your fear in Allah!  The SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collections are a done deal! Once again, if I didn't review your work then it means that I didn't like your work. And if any designer featured my Natty as their exclusive model, the collection goes to the final round. Now may I present to you the best of this fabulous competition! The finalists for the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition are

Alaia

Alexis Mabille

Andrew Gn

Chanel

Christian Siriano

Diesel

Gucci

Michael Kors Collection

Norma Kamali

Olivier Theyskens

Rodarte

Valentino

Versace

The girl with the Nietzsche moustache

 

Hi Natty!  How's it going today, Honey?  Is everything cool and you're having tons of fun?  I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy.  I'm doing OK over here.  It's a nice day, I got a good amount of sleep, and business was smooth.  Alhamdullilah.

That's one of my 7 kitties, Gunhilde!  She's the girl with the Nietzsche moustache!  She was totally ready for her photograph today, I got 5 perfect shots.  You can't see it from the photo but she hurt the left side of her snout, probably a claw from one of her family during a scuffle for snacks, which she made worse by poking at it.  I had to slap the Collar of Shame on her.  Is she as clever as Nietzsche was?  I've never known a cat that was smart enough not to lick or scratch its wound and make it worse.  But she managed to escape the Collar of Shame, now I can't find it anywhere.

Mary's outfit is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Sky Lipstick

LAQ ~ Kira hair 2

Chop Zuey Couture Jewelry Le Petit Fleur Earrings

V.S VENERE SHOES

{Poeme} Blue Rose Beach Dress

Here are my picks from the Zimmermann SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Movie night

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  Is everything there super exciting for you?  I hope you are having tons of fun.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  It's movie night!  Will you watch a movie with me?  "Zoolander" (2001).  What happened in 2001?  You were 6 years old, so you probably didn't pay much attention to a gang of those darned Arabs who hijacked some planes then flew them into some buildings.  I didn't watch this movie when it first came out, because male models don't interest me.  This movie reminds me more of 2004 during the first season of "The Apprentice" had commercials featuring Claudia Schiffer and I was out riding my bicycle in the Phoenix heat.  Wouldn't it be ironic if there were some influential fashion critic living at the Malaysian border where those sweatshops using child labor are supposed to be?

By the way, I'm almost done with the Spring 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collections!  Out of 268 designers, I have only 2 left to go.  So when I review Zuhair Murad I will list all the finalists, then announce the big winner the next day!  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?

Mary's outfit is:

FaiRodis Pearl Dreams necklace

JellyRoll - Erica Hair

Pure Poison - Artizan Cloud Pumps

Ulrica - Sexy Gown

Here are my picks from the Yohji Yamamoto SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection: