Sunday, March 4, 2018

Hot hot HOT!

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope you enjoyed your birthday.   I ate all the chocolate mousse already, it was soft and sweet.  The dragon fruit was good too.  I bought the perfect one, at the right stage of softness.  That flavor... someone should make a drink out of it.  It would be so refreshing.  It was SO hot today.  Ugh.  Even at 7 am I was sweating profusely, and outside too.  The heat seems to intensify after the sun goes down for some reason, maybe it's the humidity.  Ugh.  I need air conditioning.  It looks like it's about to rain outside.  Until it does, it's going to be awful hot and muggy.

Hey Natty Honey!  Wassap wassap WASSAP?!!  How are your studies coming along?  I wish you would take some of this heat, you can give me some snow in exchange.  How's my movie star coming along?  A star has to be a star all the time, you know.  Remember that video I posted about Maria Montez?  I hope you watched that.  Maria Montez was a movie star before she ever made a movie.  You can be a star and still keep your humility.  I certainly don't dress the part.  I think it's because I'm lazy.  My avatar dresses like a star for me.  Everything's computerized nowadays anyway.


Saturday, March 3, 2018

Oh Erin

Happy Birthday, Honey.  I love you.
This song is rather loud, so please turn down the volume on your media player.

Marriage is a SERIOUS business!  Hey Natty Honey, I wish you had moved to Paris while you had the chance.  But we take what Allah gives us, and do the best we can.  The computer wants you to watch another movie today.  From 1992, "Under Siege" featuring Steven Seagal as the cook.  Hey, life is a movie.  Movie Star.



Friday, March 2, 2018

Staying indoors ( I wish I had AC)

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today, my darling?  It's just another busy day here today, but I didn't feel the work so much because I stayed mostly indoors- no manual labor!  Yay!  Yeah, I had to water the plants.  It is the dry season, after all.  So I did that right after the dawn prayer, when it was bright enough to see.  It's been so hot and sweltering, even at that time in the morning I had to take my shirt off to work.  But otherwise, I stayed indoors.  I'm preparing for this big presentation I have to do tomorrow, and I'm just making sure everything is running smoothly and as perfect as possible.  I don't normally do this kind of presentation, I just felt that this particular one is important.  Feelings!  Should a love song have a heavy beat and be powerful?  I have always felt that a love song should have the entire spectrum of emotion in it, such as anger, hate, frustration, despair etc. as well as all the positive things, and the music should match that.  But this time I feel that rappers are going to steal my beat.  Oh whatever.  But it's so hot, that my mousse melts before I get a chance to photograph it!  I wish I had AC!  I'll try again after I write this letter.

Hey Natty Honey!  Thanks for sticking around.  You are so gorgeous, you could sink your hooks into any guy and he would kill himself pulling you up.  Hey, the computer has chosen another movie for you to watch today.  From 1983, "Trading Places".  This is one of my top ten favorite movies of all time.  Look at that S car go!


Thursday, March 1, 2018

Full Moon Fever

Hi Honey!  Oh, it's the full moon!  It's so pretty.  Will you share it with me?  It came out early here, an hour before sunset.  But are the people behaving strangely?  Not really, not that I can notice.  How was your day, my love?  All I did was vacuum clean my mother's house, go to the taxman to pick up a form, pay my water bill, and dropped by the supermarket to buy a garnish for the chocolate mousse so I can take a snapshot of it, then voice training after that I cut the grass over at your house inshaAllah.  I just came back from the mosque for the sunset prayer with the congregation, and I will be spending the rest of the night on the computer.

Hi Natty Honey!  Are you studying hard?  I hope you watched that movie.  Bruce Lee was a very big deal in his day, and still has a huge impact today.  There is a lot of supernatural surrounding his life and death, and people still talk about it.  He died of brain edema (swollen brain) before his last movie "Enter The Dragon" was released, which became a huge international hit.  His son Brandon was killed on set while filming "The Crow" due to a "weapons malfunction".

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Females and chocolate mousse

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  I hope everything and the world is running smoothly for you, and that you are having a grand old time.  Hey, I'm still alive!  It's been such a long time, and a long time doing this music thing, but Allah keeps me alive for some reason.  So today I celebrated by making chocolate mousse.  Oh my God, I've seen chocolate mousse take control over women's lives...  I remember a chocolate moussecake at the restaurant, which was so good.  It was just a frozen cake out of a box, but the ladies would buy that thing over and over again.  I prefer cheesecake myself, but today I made chocolate mousse out of chocolate, whipped cream and egg whites.  The chocolate was expensive because I'm not going to use some cooking chocolate shit, but the whipped cream cost more than twice the chocolate.  Whipped cream is so expensive in this town.  But I do so enjoy just pointing that spout into my mouth and squeezing.  I have 4 cats in the house, and they are all female.  And they were going crazy when I made chocolate mousse.  Especially Floofy, who wouldn't stop jumping on to the counter to get a quick taste of whatever splatter there is.  You try making chocolate mousse with vicious beasts crawling all over you- it's not easy, I tell you.  The mousse is a success however, because it's so simple.  I should have spent more time melting the chocolate because there were tiny and crunchy chunks of chocolate in the mousse, but I think that makes it better.  I haven't taken any snapshots of it yet because I still have to buy a garnish, plus I can't display it for a couple more days.  It's quite good though, and very sweet.  Most women I've known love chocolate mousse.  I offered some to my mother, but she didn't want any.  She doesn't like chocolate mousse.

Hey Nattikins, movie star!  Do you like chocolate mousse?  I have lots!  The computer wants you to watch a Bruce Lee movie today.  From 1971, "The Big Boss".  It's kind of violent, because it's a martial arts movie.  You would think while watching the movie that it was set in China somewhere, but it was actually filmed in Thailand.  If you compare the aura of the movie (and the cops) to "The Man With The Golden Gun", it's exactly the same aura.  Hot and sweaty.  White knuckles!  Hey, this movie's on YouTube!  Please watch the movies I ask you to watch at the time I ask you to watch them.  So we watch them together.



Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Hi Honey

How are you today?  I suppose you are keeping busy.  Well please keep safe and patient, and don't forget to pray.  Aah!  It's a busy day for me.  Lots of commute and running around, then when I'm not doing that and other chores, I have to be on the computer.  I have to finish this letter quickly then go to the mosque and listen to the elderly Qur'an teacher.  At the top of my agenda today was to try to get a drum so I can write the next album.  I would rather have a whole drumset, but I was just seeking a floor tom today, and even that was out of my price range.  I might have to write the next album on pots and pans and tupperware.  Yeah, I know maybe 10 years from now I would have a drumset, but that's not when I need it.  Besides, I might get killed off by then.  You never know.  But I will write the next album somehow, even if it be on pots and pans and tupperware.

Hey Natty Honey!  Studying hard?  I don't study anymore, I'm too busy doing.  It's ironic that when we are young, time crawls and there's nothing to do.  For me, there's not enough time to do everything, and I would love to have plenty of time to do nothing.  Just be with my wife or something.
 

Monday, February 26, 2018

My Girl

Isn't she pretty?  I love her.  I will marry her, inshaAllah.
My Guitar.  "Raven Among The Crows"

Natty Honey, you are so cute!  I wish you could be here, the weather is rather tolerable today, considering how hot it's been.  Well, at least with the cold weather you don't have to worry about being perky.  You have a movie to watch!  Yes, the computer has decided on a movie for you to watch today.  From 2003, "Matrix Revolutions".  If you had guessed that Neo is like a Jesus Christ figure in this movie, then you are half right.  Actually Neo and Trinity, both as one, is the Jesus Christ figure.