In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey Scrapper! Hi Smiley! How is the most beautiful girl in the world? My girl is the most beautiful girl in the world. How's business today? Please don't overwork, get plenty of rest, eat properly, and maintain your prayers. It's business as usual for me today. I didn't have to commute anywhere though, which makes it a great day for me. I hate commute. I thought of you all day. I love you and I need you.
I want to remind all of you that it's the 100th anniversary of the Battle of Verdun. Yesterday my barber confused France for America. I guess he was thinking about Verdun. I don't want to paste a video here because it's unromantic, because a war of attrition is absolutely unromantic, Verdun being the most ghastly of them all. Unlike World War Two, which was a pagan uprising and the revenge of one man, World War One had a very political beginning. It was a war of cousin against cousin, Christian against Christian. I do think that you should have knowledge of this matter since you are Mrs. Global, and I found a link for you to study. Videos can be too graphic: in this case, something to read would be more appropriate for someone as beautiful as you.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Monday, February 22, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160223
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, Sweetheart. How's it going, Pumpkin? I'm in a better mood today. The world grinds to a halt for me when I get a cold. But I'm better today, and was able to work just fine. How about you? Are you taking good care of yourself? I want you to keep healthy and safe. You are MY girl, and you mean the world to me. I love you and I need you.
I went for a haircut this morning. I've been going to the same barber for over 7 years already. I just want my hair short to help me cope with this hot weather, he just gives me the same cut every time. I looked into the mirror and saw all my grey hair. It's mostly on the right side. I still have thick hair, but it looks like it will be all white soon. After that, I went back to that new supermarket that recently opened. This time, I bought a kilo of generic honey, raspberry Jell-o (it's actually generic raspberry flavored gelatin which is halal), and avocado, and a bag of Salt and Vinegar Lay's potato chips. The chips were made in USA.
Dinner was chicken cooked in mole with avocados. I've been eating nothing but pizza lately, so it's a nice change. I'd offer you some, but I ate it all.
Hello there, Sweetheart. How's it going, Pumpkin? I'm in a better mood today. The world grinds to a halt for me when I get a cold. But I'm better today, and was able to work just fine. How about you? Are you taking good care of yourself? I want you to keep healthy and safe. You are MY girl, and you mean the world to me. I love you and I need you.
I went for a haircut this morning. I've been going to the same barber for over 7 years already. I just want my hair short to help me cope with this hot weather, he just gives me the same cut every time. I looked into the mirror and saw all my grey hair. It's mostly on the right side. I still have thick hair, but it looks like it will be all white soon. After that, I went back to that new supermarket that recently opened. This time, I bought a kilo of generic honey, raspberry Jell-o (it's actually generic raspberry flavored gelatin which is halal), and avocado, and a bag of Salt and Vinegar Lay's potato chips. The chips were made in USA.
Dinner was chicken cooked in mole with avocados. I've been eating nothing but pizza lately, so it's a nice change. I'd offer you some, but I ate it all.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160222
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello Precious. Hello Darling. **sniffle** Yeah I got the sniffles again, so I'm not in a particularly good mood. I have to work hard to protect my voice whenever I get a runny nose, so I spent my evening draining my sinus cavity. Got to keep singing, right? Everyday, right on schedule. InshaAllah.
I want you to focus on being patient. There is no perfect feeling while we are alive, but patience is the next best feeling, and something you can control inshaAllah. The person who sincerely follows the path to God has faith. To have faith means that you do not despair. If you despair, it means you have no faith. Money can't buy you faith. You can see families raised on the values of money give in to despair, murder, and suicide. Someone with a family history of suicide will be suicidal. An angry and arrogant person will take many other people to die along. This person who inspires despair and violence to others, when they don't get rich quick. Mass despair, poverty, and hatred.
Again, people of faith do not despair. Work towards your goal with patience and prayer. I want you to know that you are loved. I love you, and I need you. I will not abandon you inshaAllah.
Hello Precious. Hello Darling. **sniffle** Yeah I got the sniffles again, so I'm not in a particularly good mood. I have to work hard to protect my voice whenever I get a runny nose, so I spent my evening draining my sinus cavity. Got to keep singing, right? Everyday, right on schedule. InshaAllah.
I want you to focus on being patient. There is no perfect feeling while we are alive, but patience is the next best feeling, and something you can control inshaAllah. The person who sincerely follows the path to God has faith. To have faith means that you do not despair. If you despair, it means you have no faith. Money can't buy you faith. You can see families raised on the values of money give in to despair, murder, and suicide. Someone with a family history of suicide will be suicidal. An angry and arrogant person will take many other people to die along. This person who inspires despair and violence to others, when they don't get rich quick. Mass despair, poverty, and hatred.
Again, people of faith do not despair. Work towards your goal with patience and prayer. I want you to know that you are loved. I love you, and I need you. I will not abandon you inshaAllah.
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160221
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Sweetie! Hi Smiley! I've been thinking of you all day. I've been thinking of you so much, that I found it hard to work. I couldn't concentrate. I've been thinking of how beautiful and how sweet you are. I must really love you. I do love you, and I need you.
I saw your latest appearance on the Dan Patrick show. That's a beautiful dress. It's really nice of Dan to upload the show to Google ASAP, that I'm only a couple of days behind from the taping. You like those guys, huh? Well, I maintain that all men are beasts. They are either beasts or impotent- nothing in between, unless it's an impotent beast. I'm sure Dan and his gang would agree with me. You don't know because you're not a man.
I'm not knocking your friends, Erin. I'm confirming what Dan said, that you have leveled up. He didn't want to look at your monkey pictures! You must not underestimate the power of a beautiful woman. Sure you're nice, but being nice means that you could get suckered into a dangerous situation. And it could be anybody: a sports star, a game show host, a politician, a tramp on the streets... You have to figure out how to be nice from your elevated position. Give your charity from a safe distance. Better yet, secretly.
Oh well. You hair is super long now, huh? Is it the longest it's ever been naturally? Hair doesn't get extra long automatically. It grows to a certain length then breaks off. Either you're wearing extensions or your blood has improved in quality. Maybe I'm seeing things, but you're definitely more beautiful than ever (I thought you were going to bite the microphone, though). I'm just an average looking guy. I'm like everyone else: I'm not pretty so I wish I were pretty. So you better take a gander at this ugly mug while I'm still alive. If God were to allow me into heaven, I'm going to ask to be pretty. I want to look like Megan Fox with a body like Eva Herzigova when she was 19. But with a big dick. As for you, I don't want you to change. I love you just the way you are. Ya Allah, please protect my Erin and grant us a happy and everlasting marriage soon.
Yeah, we all get older. I'm the guy who loves you. I'm the guy who wants to marry you and help protect you. Anyway, say hi and Go Bulls to Dan for me. Yeah, I'm a sports wife.
Hi Sweetie! Hi Smiley! I've been thinking of you all day. I've been thinking of you so much, that I found it hard to work. I couldn't concentrate. I've been thinking of how beautiful and how sweet you are. I must really love you. I do love you, and I need you.
I saw your latest appearance on the Dan Patrick show. That's a beautiful dress. It's really nice of Dan to upload the show to Google ASAP, that I'm only a couple of days behind from the taping. You like those guys, huh? Well, I maintain that all men are beasts. They are either beasts or impotent- nothing in between, unless it's an impotent beast. I'm sure Dan and his gang would agree with me. You don't know because you're not a man.
I'm not knocking your friends, Erin. I'm confirming what Dan said, that you have leveled up. He didn't want to look at your monkey pictures! You must not underestimate the power of a beautiful woman. Sure you're nice, but being nice means that you could get suckered into a dangerous situation. And it could be anybody: a sports star, a game show host, a politician, a tramp on the streets... You have to figure out how to be nice from your elevated position. Give your charity from a safe distance. Better yet, secretly.
Oh well. You hair is super long now, huh? Is it the longest it's ever been naturally? Hair doesn't get extra long automatically. It grows to a certain length then breaks off. Either you're wearing extensions or your blood has improved in quality. Maybe I'm seeing things, but you're definitely more beautiful than ever (I thought you were going to bite the microphone, though). I'm just an average looking guy. I'm like everyone else: I'm not pretty so I wish I were pretty. So you better take a gander at this ugly mug while I'm still alive. If God were to allow me into heaven, I'm going to ask to be pretty. I want to look like Megan Fox with a body like Eva Herzigova when she was 19. But with a big dick. As for you, I don't want you to change. I love you just the way you are. Ya Allah, please protect my Erin and grant us a happy and everlasting marriage soon.
Yeah, we all get older. I'm the guy who loves you. I'm the guy who wants to marry you and help protect you. Anyway, say hi and Go Bulls to Dan for me. Yeah, I'm a sports wife.
Friday, February 19, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160220
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello Luv. How's it going, Cutie? How are those emotions today? I still can't get over how absolutely hot you are in your SI shoot. You got that sleepy eye thing going, like wow! You are so beautiful. I love you and I need you.
Today is Friday, and I had to attend the Friday prayer. Otherwise it's an ordinary day. I did a lot of tidying up and burning today. It rained today, and I like to do my burning when it rains, if possible. The neighbor was nice to remove the scrub growing on the west border of your house inshaAllah. Thanks! Nothing special on the menu today. Burger and hash browns for lunch, and rice at Ina's for dinner. I hope you are giving yourself a break after all that hecticness. Rest your heart, OK?
Hello Luv. How's it going, Cutie? How are those emotions today? I still can't get over how absolutely hot you are in your SI shoot. You got that sleepy eye thing going, like wow! You are so beautiful. I love you and I need you.
Today is Friday, and I had to attend the Friday prayer. Otherwise it's an ordinary day. I did a lot of tidying up and burning today. It rained today, and I like to do my burning when it rains, if possible. The neighbor was nice to remove the scrub growing on the west border of your house inshaAllah. Thanks! Nothing special on the menu today. Burger and hash browns for lunch, and rice at Ina's for dinner. I hope you are giving yourself a break after all that hecticness. Rest your heart, OK?
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160219
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Honey! The big news in our world is of course your SI swimsuit edition 2016. I want you to know that I think you are so beautiful. You look different than usual, but you are so beautiful. You are my heart. I love you and I need you.
I wonder what you ate when you were in Africa. Be cautious with your tummy, please! I would have brought a portable kitchen, gone to the market, and cooked everything to death. I've become very cautious with my tummy in my wisdom. I suppose it irks some people that I don't want their food, but Allah didn't give them my experience, so how could they know.
I spent the evening after voice training clearing up debris over at your house inshaAllah. I wish I could have done more, but it started to rain. So I came inside and made a batch of dough instead. I wish I were with you to celebrate your success, but I wait for you and for when Allah brings us together inshaAllah. I might have played this video for you already, but here we go. Please remember my dearest, that the universe or multiverse belongs to Allah. If you are beginning to read patterns of existence within the world, within plants and animals, you have to interpret it as it pertains to Allah, not as it pertains to you.
Hi Honey! The big news in our world is of course your SI swimsuit edition 2016. I want you to know that I think you are so beautiful. You look different than usual, but you are so beautiful. You are my heart. I love you and I need you.
I wonder what you ate when you were in Africa. Be cautious with your tummy, please! I would have brought a portable kitchen, gone to the market, and cooked everything to death. I've become very cautious with my tummy in my wisdom. I suppose it irks some people that I don't want their food, but Allah didn't give them my experience, so how could they know.
I spent the evening after voice training clearing up debris over at your house inshaAllah. I wish I could have done more, but it started to rain. So I came inside and made a batch of dough instead. I wish I were with you to celebrate your success, but I wait for you and for when Allah brings us together inshaAllah. I might have played this video for you already, but here we go. Please remember my dearest, that the universe or multiverse belongs to Allah. If you are beginning to read patterns of existence within the world, within plants and animals, you have to interpret it as it pertains to Allah, not as it pertains to you.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160218
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, my dearest. Hi there, my darling. How's business today? Are we stepping up? Well, you go on ahead. I'll keep guard at the flank. Please make sure you keep healthy, maintain your prayers, and stay clean. You are my girl. I love you and I need you.
I have a house to build. Yesterday, I cut the grass over at your house inshaAllah. I also have been cutting down the trees over at the southwest corner. There's a tree that's tangled up with an old cross link fence and barbed wire. Barbed wire? What was my grandfather thinking? Whatever the reason, as long as that's still there, I can't run the chainsaw through it. The chainsaw needs a new spark plug anyway. But it's still brand new... Oh, it's so hard to get started.
But today, I had a lot of kitchen work to do. Allah gave me some knowledge of cooking as well as music. Whatever Allah gives must be used, for it will be taken away, sooner if not later. That avocado I bought was finally ready to use, so I made a chicken and avocado pizza with mole as the sauce. I used the whole avocado on the pizza, which made it a very expensive pizza. I gave a couple of slices to my parents, then I spilled the rest on the floor. I couldn't let it go to waste, so I scraped up what I could and ate it. The cats loved it too, but they didn't eat the avocado. I planted the seed. InshaAllah, it will grow.
Hello, my dearest. Hi there, my darling. How's business today? Are we stepping up? Well, you go on ahead. I'll keep guard at the flank. Please make sure you keep healthy, maintain your prayers, and stay clean. You are my girl. I love you and I need you.
I have a house to build. Yesterday, I cut the grass over at your house inshaAllah. I also have been cutting down the trees over at the southwest corner. There's a tree that's tangled up with an old cross link fence and barbed wire. Barbed wire? What was my grandfather thinking? Whatever the reason, as long as that's still there, I can't run the chainsaw through it. The chainsaw needs a new spark plug anyway. But it's still brand new... Oh, it's so hard to get started.
But today, I had a lot of kitchen work to do. Allah gave me some knowledge of cooking as well as music. Whatever Allah gives must be used, for it will be taken away, sooner if not later. That avocado I bought was finally ready to use, so I made a chicken and avocado pizza with mole as the sauce. I used the whole avocado on the pizza, which made it a very expensive pizza. I gave a couple of slices to my parents, then I spilled the rest on the floor. I couldn't let it go to waste, so I scraped up what I could and ate it. The cats loved it too, but they didn't eat the avocado. I planted the seed. InshaAllah, it will grow.
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