Models

 

So that's where this is going!  The models scene.  It's not a blessing: fashion biz is very competitive!  You will find nicer people in music biz, and that's not saying much.

Don't overwork and don't just do anything the photographer tells you (like jump into a cesspool, for example) OK!  You're going to meet a lot of beautiful people.   The parties are different, too.  Please keep clean and chaste, and don't book conflicting appointments to your stream with Mary.  Protect your hands!

I love you just the way you are

 

I'm sure you are well aware that they signed you because you're already famous and making money.  You're too short and too old to be a model.  But you're beautiful, and I love you just the way you are.

Hypnosis is a rhythm

 

It's just part of the show

 

Perfume

 

Grace, my cat tells me that your pheromones are very strong.  It must be due to the exciting life.  You don't mean to, but you're driving the boys crazy while making the girls angry.  You should wear perfume to mask the pheromones.  For a woman with your responsibilities, even a seductive perfume would be better than the scent of pheromones.

I want a fretless bass!

 

Relax Honey, and enjoy the ride.  It's exciting.  Something to wake up to.

The full moon last night was so bright, it made me want to sneeze.  Have you ever seen shadows in the dark?

Dammit!  I had a few posts prepared for your Europe trip, now I had to delete them and start over.  This ad for the Stingray fretless bass came up last night, and I really want one.  I used to have a Fender Power Jazz bass, then I managed to score a Sterling.  So I had the Fender converted into a fretless.   I kept the round wound strings on because I hate flat wounds, so over time the strings dug into the fretboard.  Gave it extra buzz!  I really miss the fretless bass.  Actually, what I really want is a Dolphin Pro 2 fretless in bright pink.  The Ibanez ones look pretty good, but I haven't decided which one I like yet.  Something without piezo pickups.  I hate piezo pickups for bass!

I want pizza!

 

Things are getting enormous, huh!  Scared?  It's OK to be scared.  Put your fear in Allah, and plan every step from entrance to exit.

Now that I don't work at the pizza joint anymore, I absolutely love pizza!  But I can't afford it.  Knowing how to make great pizza just makes the craving worse, because I don't want to cut corners.

I'm sure you know that pepperoni is the unused parts of the pig ground into a hard sausage mixed up with spices to drown out its disgustingness, and behold!  The humans love it.  The local pizza places have a chicken version of the concept.  I prefer my own sausage recipe.  It's halal and heavenly.  As for pineapple on pizza, I guess it's OK.  I'll make you a chicken and pineapple pizza someday inshaAllah.