Perfume

 

Grace, my cat tells me that your pheromones are very strong.  It must be due to the exciting life.  You don't mean to, but you're driving the boys crazy while making the girls angry.  You should wear perfume to mask the pheromones.  For a woman with your responsibilities, even a seductive perfume would be better than the scent of pheromones.

I want a fretless bass!

 

Relax Honey, and enjoy the ride.  It's exciting.  Something to wake up to.

The full moon last night was so bright, it made me want to sneeze.  Have you ever seen shadows in the dark?

Dammit!  I had a few posts prepared for your Europe trip, now I had to delete them and start over.  This ad for the Stingray fretless bass came up last night, and I really want one.  I used to have a Fender Power Jazz bass, then I managed to score a Sterling.  So I had the Fender converted into a fretless.   I kept the round wound strings on because I hate flat wounds, so over time the strings dug into the fretboard.  Gave it extra buzz!  I really miss the fretless bass.  Actually, what I really want is a Dolphin Pro 2 fretless in bright pink.  The Ibanez ones look pretty good, but I haven't decided which one I like yet.  Something without piezo pickups.  I hate piezo pickups for bass!

I want pizza!

 

Things are getting enormous, huh!  Scared?  It's OK to be scared.  Put your fear in Allah, and plan every step from entrance to exit.

Now that I don't work at the pizza joint anymore, I absolutely love pizza!  But I can't afford it.  Knowing how to make great pizza just makes the craving worse, because I don't want to cut corners.

I'm sure you know that pepperoni is the unused parts of the pig ground into a hard sausage mixed up with spices to drown out its disgustingness, and behold!  The humans love it.  The local pizza places have a chicken version of the concept.  I prefer my own sausage recipe.  It's halal and heavenly.  As for pineapple on pizza, I guess it's OK.  I'll make you a chicken and pineapple pizza someday inshaAllah.

Free not free

 

Please don't take the enemies of God as close friends and confidants, no matter how much they charm you, no matter how awe struck you may be with them.

Huh?

 

Drugs.  Definitely.  Please note that she's not able to play a guitar.

All out abandon

 

Singers, beware of trying to compete with Mary: she's all out abandon.  You have no idea.

Trendsetting

 

I hope you've figured out that you need to share Mary with Nashville, and not just keep her all to yourself.

Remember Kurt Cobain and all those guys from Seattle?  They didn't really care about what they wore.  They just put on flannel or whatever, and it became the "grunge look".  In your case, you wear whatever it is you want to wear so eventually you're going to be a trendsetter.  At this point, I would call it the "Americana shorts" look.  Perhaps the fashion media would have a better catch phrase.