I want pizza!

 

Things are getting enormous, huh!  Scared?  It's OK to be scared.  Put your fear in Allah, and plan every step from entrance to exit.

Now that I don't work at the pizza joint anymore, I absolutely love pizza!  But I can't afford it.  Knowing how to make great pizza just makes the craving worse, because I don't want to cut corners.

I'm sure you know that pepperoni is the unused parts of the pig ground into a hard sausage mixed up with spices to drown out its disgustingness, and behold!  The humans love it.  The local pizza places have a chicken version of the concept.  I prefer my own sausage recipe.  It's halal and heavenly.  As for pineapple on pizza, I guess it's OK.  I'll make you a chicken and pineapple pizza someday inshaAllah.

Free not free

 

Please don't take the enemies of God as close friends and confidants, no matter how much they charm you, no matter how awe struck you may be with them.

Huh?

 

Drugs.  Definitely.  Please note that she's not able to play a guitar.

All out abandon

 

Singers, beware of trying to compete with Mary: she's all out abandon.  You have no idea.

Trendsetting

 

I hope you've figured out that you need to share Mary with Nashville, and not just keep her all to yourself.

Remember Kurt Cobain and all those guys from Seattle?  They didn't really care about what they wore.  They just put on flannel or whatever, and it became the "grunge look".  In your case, you wear whatever it is you want to wear so eventually you're going to be a trendsetter.  At this point, I would call it the "Americana shorts" look.  Perhaps the fashion media would have a better catch phrase.

Dress for success

 

I'm sorry you had a tough 4th of July show.  My poor darling, you've had bad signs since you came back to town.  The fall, the sun, the guitar and amp problems, the singer.  I recommend that you do more local shows.  Take Mary with you and you will have a significant advantage over other acts, if you can get a venue still open at 3 am.  You know as well as I that there are plenty of drunk lonely people wide awake at that time.  This should help fix your local vibe, as long as you are consistent.

That was cool when you had the whole band dress up in camo.  Only once, though.  Making a statement?  Back in the day, bands used to dress in unison and dance, too!  Few bands do that now.  A more sincere expression I guess, or just can't be bothered.

How to be a woman

 

Hi Grace!  Beautiful montage, Honey.  I love the scrapbook look.  

How's the fashion biz doing for you?  I don't think you're cut out to be a model.  Just stick to playing guitar and dressing however you feel like dressing.  Sure I would dress you differently but I already have Mary to dress, so you go ahead and dress yourself.