Thursday, June 13, 2024

Boss Lady

 

What is it, Grace?  Winning doesn't feel like winning?  Somebody has to win, Honey.  It might as well be you.  And in a perfect world, I wouldn't have had to look for a wife and our paths never would have crossed.  In your case, you emptied the small club with your power.  Anyway, don't be weak now.  There's still a lot of work to do, especially if you really want to win this gun control thing.  Be faithful and rock solid in your Rock and Roll business everyday.  Every.  Single.  Day.



Wednesday, June 12, 2024

American woman

 

I had a dream about you last night, Grace.  You were performing in a small venue.  It wasn't dark, there was enough light just for you.  Nobody was in the club: you were alone.  But that didn't matter, and gave your performance everything you had.  The guitar was irrelevant.  But the amp was one of those 100 watt Fender Twin Reverbs.  Yes, the big heavy one.  It means you just scored a big win, Boss Lady.

Remember what I told you: turn anger and revenge into music, record it, then replace those emotions with love, patience and forgiveness.




Tuesday, June 11, 2024

DAW

 


Yes Honey, I'm sure that guitar case auctioned off well.  I remind you to please do the things I asked you to do because I'm trying to help you win this gun control issue, and because I love and I want to marry you.  Here's a quick recap of what you need to do:

1.  Get that engagement ring
2.  Run those gun control ads before and after the daily stream
3.  Get a Marshall stack
4.  Don't get bloated and work out!

The other things are forgivable.  Once again, all the money you make from the stream is yours.  It is your dowry, and when you need more then ask the crowd.  InshaAllah, they will give it to you.

For those of you who have been keeping track, my old laptop died recently.  This is the same laptop I used to lug around everywhere with me when I was living on the streets of Tempe AZ.  I'm currently working on "Woo Hoo featuring Mary Unknown7".  "Woo Hoo" is the first part of a 4 part concept series called "Woo Hoo", the 2nd part is "Rise of the Horizon Creature" aka "Search for the Beast", which I'm sure most of you folks are familiar with.  At the same time, I'm also working on the 3rd part titled "Hey Pretender".  I had to do a remix of the first part because it paled in comparison to the 2nd part, because of Mary Unknown7.

With me so far?  I had gotten as far as completing the lead vocals on "Woo Hoo featuring Mary Unknown7", when my old laptop died.  I couldn't use the streaming computer to do the work, so I had to wait until I got a replacement for the old laptop.  Which I did, about a month ago and it's nicer than the old laptop.  So alhamdulillah to that.  But I lost all the lead vocal parts, so we have to redo them.  And for some reason I got it in my craw to add more lead guitar, so I'm right in the middle of that.  Anyway when I complete "Woo Hoo featuring Mary Unknown7" inshaAllah, I'm going to delete the copy of "Woo Hoo" that's on YouTube.  This will happen when it happens, since I don't have to knuckle under any release date, I will simply release it when I finish it.  Which will probably come as a big surprise to you, you bunch of sleepers!

No, I don't use any DAWs like in the video above.



Monday, June 10, 2024

Guests

 

Oh Grace, that guitar case...  I didn't know what it was until I saw it on Rock & Review on YouTube last night.  I thought it was a tombstone.  Honey, you should talk to me more.  You shouldn't have put your face on the guitar case.  I'm sure someone bought it, though.  

I need to point out that your breasts and butt are popping out.  You're definitely not the beanpole you were in high school.  It's probably sympathetic voluptuousness from hanging out with Esther all the time.  Can't hide the money that goes to the butt.  You look great now, but don't get bloated OK!  Work out!  Both of you should work out.  You're in the entertainment business!  Your old clothes are not going to fit anymore, you're going to be forced to get a new wardrobe.  Spend the dowry, Grace!  I already told you the money is all yours.  If you need more, ask it from the crowd.  InshaAllah they will give it to you.  They are watching this marriage very closely.

I know you are stubborn, but when you don't follow my instructions then it means you have no faith in me.  And when you have no faith it means you are unfaithful.  Consider the logic of it, folks: why should she care about me?  She treats me like I don't exist, just like the corporations do.  No mention, no credit, nothing.  And just like the corporations, it's easier to enslave than to negotiate.  "Take the money and run".  Backtrack and do what I asked of you Grace, or I will take my business elsewhere.

Back in the old days, there were talk shows on TV where the host would have guests and they would chat.  Nowadays, everyone has their own channel.  Whether you have guests is up to you.  I don't know how you would swing that at 4 am.  Especially presidential candidates, but it would sure be fun to watch.







Sunday, June 9, 2024

I got the blues because I ain't got the blues

 

Wow, color flyers.  Show Off.  Big Shot.  Hey, tomorrow is the big day!  Are you excited?  Are you?  ARE YOU?!!  Isn't this more fun than the New Year's show?  I pray that everything goes smoothly for you, and you have a marvelous time.  And don't get too bummed out when it's over, because there's more to do.

So when you are a blues player, can you still play the blues when life is comfortable and you have nothing to blue about?  Yes, you got the blues because you ain't got the blues!




Saturday, June 8, 2024

Queen of the young girls

 
Congratulations Grace!  The good stuff has arrived for you inshaAllah. Remember, don't sign any contracts!  International gigs need to be thoroughly researched.  If you get a bad vibe about a gig, don't do it.  But it's difficult to run away once you're in another country!   Don't keep that anger and revenge pent up, channel it into music and make sure it's recorded.  Then replace it with love, patience and forgiveness.  You must learn this while you are young, so you can fight heart disease and make room in your heart for the good stuff.

Grace, I want you to say hi to some of the most important and influential people you will ever meet in your life: your target audience.  People like the girls in the video below.  You may not see them in your daily life, but they are definitely listening to you.  No I don't think they listen to BB King, but they might if you tell them to.  You may think that all they like is vapid global dance music, but that's not true: if you studied them you will find they dance to anything.  You could always write stuff for them to dance to that has lots of guitar.  Just don't be an idol, because that is the way of the devil.  Be a role model.  The way you behave is crucial.  Don't show them any anger and revenge.  Show them only love, patience and forgiveness.  And would you know what is from God?  These girls will remain the same age no matter how old you get.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

31.  Say, "Who is it that sustains you from the sky and from the earth?  Or who is it that has power over hearing and sight?  And who is it that brings out the living from the dead and the dead from the living?  And who is it that rules and regulates all affairs?"  They will soon say "Allah".  Say, "Will you not then show piety?"

Jonah 10:31



Friday, June 7, 2024

Life moves fast

 

Yes Grace, 17 was dark and you are just barely getting over it.  I hope I was of some help, it was of mutual need, by the Grace of God.  You're still 17, how about you experience some joy while you can.  I asked Google what 17 year old girls like to do, and they are basically trying to be adults.  Growing up is overrated.  Yes we have work to do, we can't just let the bad guys do whatever they want, and we shouldn't allow evil ones to be our leaders.  Grace you could use a break, so I put together a list of stuff for you to do before you turn 18:

1.  Try on lots of clothes.
2.  Take lots of selfies.
3.  Find the best ice cream in town.
4.  Find the best pizza in town.
5.  Do a TikTok dance video with your band.

Oh by the way, I like Esther and I think she's a great singer but could you please not have her share the photo with you when you're sexy like that?  She's a distraction, and makes my task that's so simple into something laborious and complicated.

I like the second song you did in this set.  I thought it would be great if Mary sang it, but I can't identify it.  Can you please tell me what song that is?

It seems to me that Israel has gone past trying to gain support from media to "Sure we're backed by organized crime.  What are you going to do about it?"