Hold the sauce

 

Dinner last night at the mosque was awesome.  Alhamdulillah!  Someone brought in a ridiculous amount of grilled fish and seafood dishes, it was a table from heaven.  I didn't bother with anything other than the grilled mackerel, and my cat family had plenty of fish heads to enjoy the pleasure of life.

When I cook for myself, I don't give myself stomach problems.  The challenge this Ramadan is letting others feed me.  I can't efficiently navigate around all the different foods, but today I bought some pills that will help strengthen my stomach.  The medicine makes me high, though.  I've learned to avoid saucy foods and sour drinks.  If I went to the restaurant in the video above, I would tell them to hold the sauce.

People who succeed in the free market but don't help feed and shelter the poor are uncivilized beasts

 

And will be treated like animals.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

Say, "Who will give life to them is Who had created them since before."  And Allah is All-Knowing over all beings.

Ya Sin 36:79

One Punch Man

 

The entire seasons one and two of One Punch Man is on YouTube!  Everyone aspires to be God, but only God is God.  The author has absolutely no clue as to Who God is.  Well, he will find out eventually and it probably won't be a blessing for him.  Meanwhile, that makes Saitama most interesting and entertaining when nobody knows who he is.

Humph

 

Ugh, this heat is messing with my heart.  But we must be grateful to Allah.

TikTok is blocking my uploads and freezing my stats, as you can see below.  What a bunch of crooks.  I'm being banned by the video platform with the worst reputation!  What's next?  OnlyFans?

Pathetic

 

I've never been a great housekeeper, but I've grown enough to not let stuff clog up the floor so much you can't see the floor.  That way it's easier to vacuum clean, which I do twice a week inshaAllah.  As for opening a restaurant, nah never.  Been there, done that.  I've more important things to do now.

Fish heads

 

I was going to bitch about TikTok because they seemed to be blocking my uploads, but it got fixed a few minutes ago so I guess I have nothing to complain about.  I can't help feeling like I'm dealing with a bunch of crooks though, but what else is new.

Instead, I'll talk about fish heads.  I've been eating at the mosque lately, and sometimes the menu is cat-friendly.  Like rice with fried mackerel.  I used to go around asking those guys for their fish heads to take home to my cat family but it makes me talk too much, so it's much easier to just dig in the trash.  Or swipe all the fish heads before anyone else gets to the fish.  It's unbelievable how possessive people get once the fish is on their plate.  No human I know eats mackerel heads but when I asked for the fish head, some people hid their plate under their sarong.  One kid even lied, and said he eats mackerel heads.  A couple of nights ago, someone served an intricate rice combo called "nasi kerabu Kelantan".  They obviously put a lot of work into it and I feel sorry for them, because the locals didn't care too much for the dish.  Especially the fish, which was mackerel dipped in batter then fried.  But the cats had a feast that night.

Yikes!

 

Hi Natty!  Tears of gold, huh.  I suppose 

"Model Natalie Ludwig and her partner, photographer Austin Calvello share a moment of intimacy" and "Natalie Ludwig and Austin Calvello share emotional visuals from a recent trip, exploring moments of intimacy, devotion and togetherness" means what it means.  You've worked with Austin for years already, right?  Thank you for telling me about this.  The problem is that I still trust you.  And I still don't have a ring so until then, you have all that time.  Unless of course, you gave up your chastity.

You folks are thinking, "Why doesn't he hook up with a fan?"  Well, I can get fanatics without having to hook up.  But I am a Muslim, and chastity is a big deal to me.  Plus, I like blondes.  So if Natalie is through with me, then my next move is to negotiate with parents in the Netherlands.