Movie night

 

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  How's the family?  I hope you are having a swell time over there, and keeping safe and healthy.  You must have been working hard, so kick back and relax because...

It's movie night again!  Watch a movie with me!  "Tombstone" (1993).  Cheesy, but entertaining.  Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo were great.  The Internet told me that the part where Wyatt Earp walked unscathed into a hail of gunfire at the creek to shoot Curly Joe point blank with a shotgun is true.  Do you believe everything the Internet tells you?  What would be really entertaining is if Wyatt Earp turned into Snake Plissken when his brother died, then rode a pale Thing to wipe out the Cowboys.

Viral

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  Making the big bucks, huh.  That's nice.  Stay alert, now.  Keep safe and healthy.

Facebook is pro-Israel, by the way.  I've been thinking about the hackers that keep interrupting my Qur'an stream at the mosque.  There's no way they could mess with the cell phone transmission from outside this area, so the culprits have to be local.  This area is a Muslim majority and it's unlikely that non-Muslims would get involved, so the perpetrators must be fake Muslims.  

Also folks, I put Mary on TikTok.  I guess you can find her @mary.unknown7 and if you can't, then please bitch about it to TikTok.  At first, I thought I could sneak in and get some honest numbers.  But they caught me, then gaslighted me and zeroed out my stats.  You can see this in the screen capture below.  I guess what's viral is viral, whether it be statistics online or I have to deal with it face to face.  Either way, it's a pain in the ass.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

56.  Say, "I am forbidden to worship those other than Allah, whom you call upon."  Say, "I will not follow your vain desires.  If I did, I would stray from the path, and be not of the company of those who receive guidance."

The Cattle 6:56

No fence sitters allowed

 

Hi Natty!  Thank you for your love!  I love you too!  Try to enjoy your position and who you are, OK!  You are MY girl.  Please keep safe and healthy.  Your family too.

Since I dumped a cell phone carrier and went fiberoptic, streams from my studio have been hacker-free.  But I still have to stream the Qur'an from the mosque before the afternoon prayer, and my connection to the server and my other cell phone number keeps getting hijacked.  If the mosque had WiFi it would help, but they don't.  I'm clearly not a fence-sitter inshaAllah, but that list below is tough to navigate.  I could change my soap, after all, any soap works great when you wet it with bleach water.  I don't consume a lot of sugar, thus the bottle of Coca-Cola that's in my cooler has been sitting there unopened for a week now.  But that deodorant is the only one that works on these stinky armpits.  Sigh.  I want to smell like fresh strawberries.

Ain't no blondes around here

 

Hi Natty!  Thank you for your love!  I love you too!  I hope you are having a great time over there.  Are they dressing you up all sexy?  Please keep safe and healthy, my love.

People mostly all look the same around here.  I don't think this town will become inundated with blondes anytime soon.  But you never know.

Watch out for fake friends!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

119.  Ah!  You are those who love them, but they love you not.  Though you believe in the whole of the Book, when they meet you they say, "We believe."  But when they are alone, they bite off the very tips off their fingers at you in their rage.  Say, "Perish in your rage.  Allah knows well all the secrets of the heart."

The Family of Imran 3:119

Burger! Burger! Burger!

 

Hi Natty!  How lovely it is to see you again, my beloved.  That is some nice jewelry too.  I want that droplet of water running down your chin.  I'll mix it in my shaved ice!  I hope you're keeping safe and healthy, Mrs. Global.  Don't worry so much, we'll be fabulous inshaAllah.  It's going to get busier, so just relax and pace yourself.

I had breakfast at the mosque yesterday.  I mean, I broke fast.  Someone brought in what they called "kebabs", which were really pitas stuffed with meat and sauce.  I made some burgers for my pre-dawn meal.  Well, not exactly burgers.  I'm really into tortillas right now, so I made quesadillas stuffed with ground beef, diced cashews and chopped Enoki mushrooms.  Here's what my "burgers" looked like:

Twice the fashion

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  How's the family?  Are having your brother wear that black hat too?

Some women manage to stay beautiful when they get older.  That didn't happen to Kate Moss, even though she can still get gigs.  Her doppelganger looks good, though.  Short but good.  It would be tough to find your lookalike, Natty.  They can't match that classic side profile.

Movie night

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Yes it is fasting month, but don't worry so much.  The first week is usually tough, but afterwards it's not such a big deal.

It's movie night again!  Watch a movie with me!  "Nope" (2022).   This movie is a masterpiece.  I haven't loved every single minute of a movie since "Mulholland Drive".  I do want to point out an imperfection: no mice and no cats!  Every ranch has mice, thus every ranch has cats.  Right?  And cats would be very sensitive to Jean Jacket's activity.  I know: Jean Jacket ate them all.  It swooped down from the sky and picked off all the tiny mice and cats one by one without anyone noticing.