Lychees

Hey, Natty!  Natty, you're naked!  Again!  Well, almost naked.  Well, practically naked.  You better watch out for boys following you around drooling, with their shorts down to their ankles.  Please stay away from boys.  You look delicious, Natty.  You are beautiful, and I love you.

Let's enjoy some fruit together, shall we?  You too, Erin.  Let's have some lychees!  Head on down to your local Chinese market, and pick up a can of lychees.  Lychees are best served cold, so let the can sit for a while in the cooler before you open it.  Sweet, juicy, and refreshing!  Just like you!

Chicken

Hi there, my lovely Ladies!  Isn't it a glorious day today?  It is over here!  Nice and cool, and I slept over 7 hours last night so I feel great!  Great!  I hope your day is glorious too, and you are having a wonderful time, and feeling positively great!

Oh, what I mean by chicken is not being afraid like chicken like a scaredy-cat or anything like that.  It's OK to be scared as long as you put your fear in the right place.  Pious people put their fear in Allah.  What I mean by chicken is a big, fat chicken.  Almost 3 kilos!  Yeah the chickens at the supermarket were huge today, and I got a big, fat one.  When I got home, I processed it immediately.  I have to adjust my chicken processing routine to generate cat food, now that my indoor cats have upgraded from kibble.  First I separate the liver from the gizzard.  The butcher had extra packs of liver/gizzards from people who didn't want them, so I took them.  Then I take off the wings: no cat is getting the wings, they're mine!  Then I take off the white meat.  The rest of the bird is cat food, so I strip off what's left of the meat.  The bones go into a saucepan, and I had rice vermicelli in chicken broth for dinner.  Greasy, but OK in flavor.  Next time, I'll blot the grease.

Hi Erin

How are you today, Honey?  I hope you are doing and feeling absolutely great.  Great!  Oh dear, look at the time...  I am running late today huh?  I fell asleep after the sunset prayer again.  I couldn't help it, nowadays it's the only time of day when I fight to stay awake.  Besides hot afternoons in an air conditioned room.  Sleep is whenever I get it, so I'm going to have to go with the flow.  Or get epilepsy.  Otherwise, there's nothing out of the ordinary going on.  I cut the grass in the evening.  Oh, and I perfected my tortilla recipe!  Nice, springy tortillas.  It does have to do with adding vegetable shortening to the dough, but not according to somebody else's recipe.  I had to fit the vegetable shortening into my own regular dough formula.  Dough doesn't seem like it would be complex, but apparently it is, otherwise everybody would be making dough.  I don't think I can use this tortilla dough for pizza though.  I don't know.

Yeah, you movin' on up

Congratulations, Natty.  You've gone from eating kibble to fresh, raw chicken.  And all those memories along the way. Truly the charmed life of a Rock and Roll Babe.   Don't you worry about a thing, my beautiful sweetheart.  You are MY girl, and I love you.  Please pray, and give thanks to Allah.

Qur'an 20190801

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

30.  And they set up equals to Allah, to mislead from the Path!  Say, "Enjoy!  But verily you are making straightway for hell!"

Abraham 14:30
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Failure!

Hi there, my precious Ladies.  How are you?  I hope everything is fine with you.  Oh, I'm doing OK.  I finally discovered the time of day when I am able to fall asleep without effort: sunset.  That should effectively consume my time for dinner and the sunset prayer.  I didn't allow myself to take out my prayer, but I haven't had dinner yet.  But the failure I refer to is the cat food I tried to make.  You guessed it, it was flatly rejected.  I think my mistake was adding rice: I just wanted to add some body.  And I made so much, too.  **sigh**  I could feel the psychic pangs of doom when I scooped a half cup of rice into the mix.  So I had to throw all that crap away.  It could also be that boiling the chicken is wrong.  Raw chicken is acceptable, however.  Great.  Now I have to figure out how to defrost chicken right before serving in order to prevent spoilage.  No, I don't have a microwave.  Lookie should be eating kibble, though.  Am I going to have to feed them both fresh chicken meat?  I have to be fair, you say?  Then I guess I'm overstocked on kibble.