Hugs

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  Are you excited?  I hope your work is going nice and easy for you, and that you are feeling great and having a grand old time.  I'm doing just fine here, the atmosphere is busy, but I get to take my time which is great.  Lots of hugs and cuddles for you my darling, for I love you lots.

Hey Natty Honey!  Lots of hugs and cuddles for you too.  I certainly wish I could be there with you, we could have tons of fun together.  I'm quite experienced at giving massages, perhaps those beautiful shoulders could use some love as well.  Please look after yourself and don't worry so much, and try to enjoy the ride OK?

Slow down

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I'm sure you have been busy.  Sorry I'm running late today.  I woke up REALLY late: 10:44 am!  Wow!  That's the most I slept in in decades.  For a total of 7 and a half hours sleep.  I always have something to do, but since I'm the only one who's doing them, I'm the only one who notices when it's not done.  Does that make sense?  It does in my case.  So you slow down too, Honey.  Pisces is renowned for being flaky, we might as well flake out sometimes as is our reputation.  That's the trouble with us Erin, we're too reliable.  So much that people consider our work to be imperfect.  So slow down, and let the world follow the pace of your heart.  Your precious heart, the heart that I love so much.

As for you Natty Honey, you have so much energy you're bouncing off the walls like a pinball!  I envy your youth, even though I wouldn't want to return to mine.  I make less mistakes now that I'm older.  I know these words are not enough to quell the lust of youth, but do try and get a hobby.  Something to waste time.  And don't you worry, everything will turn out just great inshaAllah.

Hi Honey

How are you today?  How was work?  You must be very busy.  Because you're so sweet and pretty and nice, while I'm so mean and moody and unknown...  I took it quite easy today.  I had to do some house cleaning for my Mom, but that was all I was able to do in the morning.  I absolutely have to be well rested for voice training.  But in the evening, I went to pay the Internet bill, and bought peanuts, burger buns and chilli powder to keep Chee Cheah off the counter top.  Just because a cat knows she's elderly, she thinks she can get away with anything.  I'll be making cheeseburgers with eggs for breaking fast tonight.  Plus I have some shaved ice to cool me down.  Yummy!  Want some?

Hi Natty Honey!  Aw, you poor beautiful girl!  Don't you worry Sweetheart, everything is going to turn out just great inshaAllah.  You're going to have so much fun, and you are going to have a great life inshaAllah.  So hang in there, Gorgeous.  And know that I will take care of you inshaAllah, because you are MY girl OK?

Out of data

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I'll bet you are busy.  I'm out of data right now, so I can't say much nor post any pretty pictures.  Even though my account balance says I have 0.2G left, my Internet is behaving as if I were using a 14.4k modem (way before your time).  I guess they're trying to save money by ripping us off again.  Anyway, I just want to say how beautiful you are and that I love you.  Please get plenty of rest, eat properly and don't forget to pray.

Hi Natty Honey!  Are you having tons of fun?  I can't talk much because I'm out of data.  I did have a dream last night that I was a male model in Zoolander.  Yikes!  Even if I had the looks and the teeth, I would never be a male model.  Anyway, I just want to say how beautiful you are and that I love you.  Please get plenty of rest, eat properly and don't forget to pray.

Spoonful

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope everything is going well for you.  I'm waiting to break my fast as usual, but I haven's started cooking yet.  What's on the menu is home fries (made from potatoes steamed in chicken broth) and a cheese omelet.  Hopefully I'll get my timing right, and they will be perfectly timed for dinner, as opposed to sitting and waiting for hours before eating.  Would you like to have some?  Do you like cheese?  It's not the best cheese in the world, just sliced cheese and it was on sale, 2 for 1.  Good enough for an omelet.

Oh Natty Honey! You look like a delicious vanilla sundae, I just want to stick my spoon into you and start eating!  But right now I'm still fasting.  By the way, is it customary to tuck your shirt into your bikini bottom?  Oh, it's a new trend.  I get it.

Park at your own risk

Hi Honey!  How was work today?  I hope you had a good day today.  You are beautiful to me, and I love you.  It's still the fasting month for me.  I truly believe that fasting makes a Muslim stronger, but I do need to learn how to pace myself.  Especially when it comes to singing, I'm figuring out how to maintain power all the way up through the entire 2 hours.  If I can do this while fasting, then it won't be a problem when I'm not, inshaAllah.  Quest for the perfect set every time!  Now we have figured out inshaAllah, that in order for a business to be profitable off this music, it has to be connected to me in some fashion, like be married to me or something like that.  But when people look at the crowd, who can blame them if they try to get in on the action somehow.  They might park their business at the side of the road and sell whatever, for instance.  PARK AT YOUR OWN RISK.  IT WILL COST YOU TO PARK HERE.  WE WILL NOT COMPENSATE YOU FOR ANY LOSSES YOU MAY INCUR.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's life going for you today, you beautiful little sweetheart?  I hope you are having tons of fun, and don't forget to pray and take good care of yourself.  I saw "Rogue One" for the first time last night.  The Star Wars junkies had been pressing on me that "Rogue One" is the best Star Wars movie.  It is pretty darn good, and I will have to agree with them.  I wonder how long the Star Wars franchise will last?  I think killing Luke off was a mistake.  But who can tell with these franchise junkies, they may latch on to anything in lieu of a real religion.  What a life, huh?  No Honey, you don't have to watch this movie if you don't want to.  The computer hasn't assigned it to you yet.

BBQ chicken chow mein

Hi Honey!  How's it going today?  How was work?  I hope everything is going well, and you are feeling great, because I love you so much.  It's about 7 pm here right now, I'm sitting here writing this letter, and waiting to break fast in about half an hour.  It's been an active day: Sunday is usually busy for me.  I clean my mother's bedroom in the morning plus my other chores.  In the evening, I cut the grass by the rice paddy in front of your house inshaAllah.  I can only do short periods of yard work right now, because I have to cook my dinner.  So I have all my food ready: I break fast with plain water ( I don't like dates), and my Mom gave me some sweet cakes.  I bought some grated ice from the one of the stalls at the crossroads, and I have that in the freezer.  The main course is BBQ chicken chow mein.  Fried noodles comes like clockwork to me.  First you have to make the fond, or sauce.  I start off with frying chopped garlic,  I have some blended onions and chillies, so I added that next.  Then I have some leftover BBQ sauce from my BBQ chicken a few days ago.  Heavenly stuff.  Alhamdulillah.  So I put that in there.  Then chicken broth, let it all bubble up in the heat of the wok, put the cooked chicken meat in, then the noodles go in.  This brand of noodles are bitter, so you have to cook it to death.  It's already pretty thick, but I mix in an egg to make it thicker.  When that's done, I turn off the fire, and throw in the scallions.  Yummy!  Want some?

Hey Natty Honey!  Are you busy, my darling?  Oh you poor, beautiful girl!  Don't you worry love, everything is going to turn out just great inshaAllah.  Are you hungry?  Are you hungry?  Are you?  Well I don't have a salad, but something better: BBQ chicken chow mein!  You would be hard pressed to find this at any restaurant, no matter how posh it may be.  Come and join me for dinner!  Family only!