Spoonful

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope everything is going well for you.  I'm waiting to break my fast as usual, but I haven's started cooking yet.  What's on the menu is home fries (made from potatoes steamed in chicken broth) and a cheese omelet.  Hopefully I'll get my timing right, and they will be perfectly timed for dinner, as opposed to sitting and waiting for hours before eating.  Would you like to have some?  Do you like cheese?  It's not the best cheese in the world, just sliced cheese and it was on sale, 2 for 1.  Good enough for an omelet.

Oh Natty Honey! You look like a delicious vanilla sundae, I just want to stick my spoon into you and start eating!  But right now I'm still fasting.  By the way, is it customary to tuck your shirt into your bikini bottom?  Oh, it's a new trend.  I get it.

Park at your own risk

Hi Honey!  How was work today?  I hope you had a good day today.  You are beautiful to me, and I love you.  It's still the fasting month for me.  I truly believe that fasting makes a Muslim stronger, but I do need to learn how to pace myself.  Especially when it comes to singing, I'm figuring out how to maintain power all the way up through the entire 2 hours.  If I can do this while fasting, then it won't be a problem when I'm not, inshaAllah.  Quest for the perfect set every time!  Now we have figured out inshaAllah, that in order for a business to be profitable off this music, it has to be connected to me in some fashion, like be married to me or something like that.  But when people look at the crowd, who can blame them if they try to get in on the action somehow.  They might park their business at the side of the road and sell whatever, for instance.  PARK AT YOUR OWN RISK.  IT WILL COST YOU TO PARK HERE.  WE WILL NOT COMPENSATE YOU FOR ANY LOSSES YOU MAY INCUR.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's life going for you today, you beautiful little sweetheart?  I hope you are having tons of fun, and don't forget to pray and take good care of yourself.  I saw "Rogue One" for the first time last night.  The Star Wars junkies had been pressing on me that "Rogue One" is the best Star Wars movie.  It is pretty darn good, and I will have to agree with them.  I wonder how long the Star Wars franchise will last?  I think killing Luke off was a mistake.  But who can tell with these franchise junkies, they may latch on to anything in lieu of a real religion.  What a life, huh?  No Honey, you don't have to watch this movie if you don't want to.  The computer hasn't assigned it to you yet.

BBQ chicken chow mein

Hi Honey!  How's it going today?  How was work?  I hope everything is going well, and you are feeling great, because I love you so much.  It's about 7 pm here right now, I'm sitting here writing this letter, and waiting to break fast in about half an hour.  It's been an active day: Sunday is usually busy for me.  I clean my mother's bedroom in the morning plus my other chores.  In the evening, I cut the grass by the rice paddy in front of your house inshaAllah.  I can only do short periods of yard work right now, because I have to cook my dinner.  So I have all my food ready: I break fast with plain water ( I don't like dates), and my Mom gave me some sweet cakes.  I bought some grated ice from the one of the stalls at the crossroads, and I have that in the freezer.  The main course is BBQ chicken chow mein.  Fried noodles comes like clockwork to me.  First you have to make the fond, or sauce.  I start off with frying chopped garlic,  I have some blended onions and chillies, so I added that next.  Then I have some leftover BBQ sauce from my BBQ chicken a few days ago.  Heavenly stuff.  Alhamdulillah.  So I put that in there.  Then chicken broth, let it all bubble up in the heat of the wok, put the cooked chicken meat in, then the noodles go in.  This brand of noodles are bitter, so you have to cook it to death.  It's already pretty thick, but I mix in an egg to make it thicker.  When that's done, I turn off the fire, and throw in the scallions.  Yummy!  Want some?

Hey Natty Honey!  Are you busy, my darling?  Oh you poor, beautiful girl!  Don't you worry love, everything is going to turn out just great inshaAllah.  Are you hungry?  Are you hungry?  Are you?  Well I don't have a salad, but something better: BBQ chicken chow mein!  You would be hard pressed to find this at any restaurant, no matter how posh it may be.  Come and join me for dinner!  Family only!

Wow...

...tired.  How are you today, Honey?  How are you feeling?  I hope you are feeling great.  I feel tired today.  I'm sure I sounded tired during voice training, but I got through the entire (no pun) 2 hours.  I also managed to crank out the chores in the morning, but I didn't cut grass in the evening.  Instead I cleared up the dead leaves and rotten fruit in my parents' yard.  Which left me time to actually do some cooking.  Which was fry bread, with diced beef, potato and onions.  Pan fried with salt and cilantro seed.  I stewed the potatoes with the chicken bones while making broth, so I'm sure those will taste good.  Would you like to share my dinner with me?

Hey there, Natty Honey!  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?  Please make sure you get plenty of rest, and that you have fun at whatever you do.  Ooooh, you have a movie to watch today.  This one might be a little hard to find.  "They Call Me Trinity" (1970).  There is a Portuguese sub on YouTube, but you should watch the English version so you can get the jokes.  Yes ma'am, it's supposed to be a comedy.  Or I'[m sure there's an Italian version around.  Are you in Milan, by chance?

Life in the Public Eye

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I'm sure you have gotten used to being in the Public Eye, and have learned by now how deep the rabbit hole goes.  Perhaps you may long sometimes for the anonymity of being a nobody, but you're not a nobody.  You're beautiful, and you're MY girl.  Right now people are REALLY interested in what you are eating, so please be aware of that.  What's for dinner, anyway?  I broke my fast with a bowl of ramen, and some cookies.  I could have made more food, but I didn't.  I was busy cutting grass.  I had an active day today.  I went to the taxman to drop off a form, I had a haircut, and bought a few groceries and paid my phone bill.  Went to Friday prayers.  I read in the news that they're going to turn the west side of Langkawi into another Dubai type attraction.  That's nice.  I think I'll just stay right here, like God ordered me to.  I have no interest in Dubai anyway.  Even if I had money, I wouldn't go there.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's life on the carousel?  Or have you gone back to studying how to ride the carousel?  Please make sure you keep safe and have fun, and don't be paranoid because that would ruin your fun.  Just ride the snake, my love.  Right now people are interested in what happened last week.  Yes, they want to see you with boys.  Please stay away from boys, OK?  We're going to be married inshaAllah.

The rock star's wife

Hi there, Honey!  How are you today, my heart?  I hope people aren't bugging you too much.  It just shows how much they need you, and how beautiful you are.  But really, you should tell them to talk to me.  I'm not that hard to find.  Maybe it's because I'm impossible to talk to?   I don't think so.  Any, today was a nice cool day, perfect for running around and doing things outside without having to break out a sweat.  So I went and paid my water bill and bought some cat food in the morning.  Then my parents wanted me to buy some prawn croquettes.  Tasty, I suppose.  I'm still fasting, and I'm sure they are better hot, but at least I won't have to cook for dinner.  In the evening, I finally got around to cutting the grass for the first time this fasting month.  I cut the grass in front of your house inshaAllah.  I would have gone on working if the rain had not started to fall, but I guess I'll continue tomorrow.

Hi Natty Honey!  Are you still mad at me?  Please don't be, because I want to look after you and give you a wonderful life.  If you are not at school, I'm sure you are in hot demand right now.  Stuck in The Matrix!  Please make sure they treat you well, OK?

Just another typical day

Hi Honey!  Are you feeling OK?  How was your day today?  I hope you are feeling great and that everything is going nice and smoothly for you.  Oh, it's just an ordinary day for me.  I did my laundry in the morning.  I'm still working on my engine blower, so I did a little bit of running around for that.  An engine blower moves dust much more efficiently than a vacuum cleaner, especially from high places and hard to reach areas.  I still need a broom or brush for cobwebs, though.  Dinner was nice and normal.  I had steak and fries.  Crinkle cut!  Want some?  Do fries have gluten?

Hey there, Natty Honey!  How are you today, Sweetheart?  Has the world gone from normal to mad again?  It must have, after that last weekend.  Today, the computer wants you to watch "The Matrix Reloaded" (2003).  I like this one the best out of the trilogy.  Very visually stimulating!  Action packed!  This movie poses a classic choice: save the world or save the girl?  I have no choice!  I must save the girl!