Have you ever seen the rain?

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I'm sure the world loves you, but not as I do.  I don't have many words today.  It's just an average day, I guess.  Just a lot of chores and errands.  I haven't had dinner yet, so after this I'll cook up some potatoes and onions and garlic with chicken liver and eat it with fry bread.  I like rice, but I prefer bread for some reason.  After the rain, I cut the grass.  Cutting wet grass is not enjoyable (less enjoyable than usual unenjoyable), but I wanted to do it today, so I did it.  I guess the song actually goes, "Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?"  It rained much harder than the snapshot I took, but I was slow in getting the camera.

Hi Natty Honey!  How are you, gorgeous girl?  I hope you are having tons of fun being a Rock and Roll Sweetheart.  I want you to know that I check up on you all the time, so please feel free to chat with me in our own special way, that no one else can do but me and my wife inshaAllah.  Why be afraid to express yourself?  What else is there to do anyway?

Onto the fluffy butt sticketh the poop

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  How's business?  I'm sure you are making lots of money.  You are my beautiful love, and I love you with all my heart.  I'm doing OK here, rather busy right now.  I woke up at 4 am this morning, which is normal so close to Ramadan.  I did some extra worship, after that I fed the cats.  Floofy was dragging her butt on the floor, which means some poop got tangled up with the hairs around her butt.  Yes it usually happens, so I had to clean her butt up with toilet paper then mop the floor.  I guess when one is fat and fluffy, one can't hide what one earns and consumes anymore.  Especially if one is locked up in a house 24/7 and living a pampered and safe life.  All I can say to that is "alhamdulillah".  I tried to make Floofy model her butt for the world to see how fluffy it is, but she quickly got tired of it and I had to quit taking photos when she stuck a claw in my index finger.  You can see her face that she was getting irritated...

                                     

Oooh I haven't had dinner yet.  I think I'll cook up a late dinner, maybe eggs and fried onions with a tortilla.  I have some fresh tomatoes too.  Want some?

Hi Natty Honey!  How are you, you beautiful Sweetheart?  I hope you are enjoying life as a Rock and Roll royalty.  Today the computer wants you to watch "Grease" from 1978.  I was 13 when I first saw this movie.  I thought that this movie was what America is all about.  Now that I'm grown up, I see it as 30 somethings going back to high school. I remember waiting to buy tickets at the local theater. There was no line, but a big crowd, so there was a lot of pushing and shoving to get tickets and get inside.  I broke my glasses!  But that didn't stop me from watching the movie, and being in awe about the American way of life.  Leather jackets!  Free sex!  Singing and dancing in high school!

May

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Dear Natalie,

Please marry me and be my second wife.  I offer you this song as a dowry, and when I can afford it I will give you a ring inshaAllah.  When the time comes and Allah grants me the means to sustain my family inshaAllah, I must marry Erin first.  I love you, and please forgive me for my shortcomings.

A nice cool day

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  How is your work coming along?  I'm sure you are doing just fine, and everything will turn out great inshaAllah.  It's a lovely cool day here today.  I'm so happy!  I hate hot weather, so I'm in a great mood.  The weather was so nice and I had some money, so I did a lot of shopping.  I can't carry much on my motorcycle, just coffee, ketchup, ramen, potato chips, plus some tomatoes and fish cake from the night market.  I also bought a tray of eggs and a carton of coconut milk for my Mom.  I bought fish sausage at the night market for dinner.  Good stuff, you should try some.  Last night I had a dream that people were giving out balloons at the market, and there they were- the politicians were giving out balloons.

Hey Natty Honey!  Oh, is that book ALL you've been reading?  The Internet is very entertaining and all, and you are an intellectual now that you've been to college.  But don't let your high-mindedness make you deny God.  If you deny God, then you will definitely be abandoned.  What is life but entertainment?  The end is for the righteous.  Don't forget that you're not a nobody, you are MY girl.  So God will let me know if you are up to something naughty inshaAllah.  Plus people are going to be monitoring your habits for market purposes, among other things.  The computer wants you to watch "High Plains Drifter" again.  So what if we have no privacy.  Let them watch that.

Cat food

Oh, hi Honey!  Nice to see you.  How's work coming along?  I hope everything is running smoothly for you.  Oh, cat food?  I ran out of cat food.  So I had to go out in the rain to buy more.  Sure I could have gone earlier, but that's not what happened.  But it's OK because I love my kitties.  Of course the rain stopped when I got back.  But it looked like the rain was going to last a few days, so I took the chance.  I guess the rain was being coy like a cat.

Hey Natty Honey!  I wanted to talk more about your look yesterday, but I dared not because I was in stupid mode.  But I feel safer today...  Honey, I like and appreciate your androgynous look.  I do prefer your looking like a girlie girl, because that's what I would choose to look like if I could (but with a big dick of course) but since that's impossible for me (reality can be cruel), then I love it when you look like that.  I guess Tay Hanson spoiled androgyny for me...

**shudders** 😝  Thank God he doesn't look like that anymore.  As for the white sneakers, I guess it's a solid match for a tennis dress.

Qur'an 20180429

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

23.  Say, "It is God Who has created you, and made for you the faculties of hearing, sight, feeling and understanding.  Little thanks it is you give."

24.  Say, "It is God Who has multiplied you through the earth, and to God shall you be gathered together."

25.  They ask, "When will this promise be, if you are telling the truth?"

26.  Say, "As to the knowledge of the time, it is with Allah alone.  I am only to warn plainly in public."

27.  At length when they see it close at hand. grieved will be the faces of the unbelievers, and it will be said, "This is what you were calling for!"

28.  Say, "Do you see?  If Allah were to destroy me and those with me, or if God bestows God's mercy on us, yet who can deliver the unbelievers from a grievous penalty?"

29.  Say, "God is the Most
Gracious.  We have believed in God, and on God have we put our trust.  So, soon will you know who it is that is in manifest error."

30.  Say, "Do you see?  If your
streams be some morning lost, who then can supply you with clear flowing water?"

The Dominion 67:23-29
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Dumb and dumber

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I'm feeling a bit stupid, so I won't talk much.  It's a nice day, I stayed at home, I cut the grass a bit.  Dinner was steamed rice with teriyaki chicken and spicy okra.  I hope you had a great day, and are feeling great.

Hey Natty Honey!  I hope you are having a nice day.  Today the computer wants you to watch "Dumb and Dumber" from 1994.