Beef

Hi Honey!  How are you doing?  My guess is that you are very busy, being America's name brand and American Princess.  Please make lots of money for yourself while you can.  Now that the birthday month is over, I can go back to preparing Zam food.  So I looked inside my cooler, and decided that today I make beef and potato curry.  I've been trying to simplify my curry recipe, and I think it's working.  The tummy is happy, and all is good.  But it turned out a bit sweet though, I guess it must be the sweetness of the blended onions.  So I had curry and fry bread for lunch.  I didn't eat too much, just a bowlful and bread to match.  Then I froze the rest.  I still had some fry bread left, so I made chili for dinner- I had the fixings for that in my cooler too.  Actually, it was chili con carne con queso: chili with cheese mixed in.  Mighty tasty, but not the dark red you would normally expect from chili.  The cheese lightened it up a bit.  Want some?

Hey Natty Honey!  How's life?  Is life a movie?  Well enough with the action flicks, the computer wants you to watch a romantic movie today.  I like romantic movies, but not all romantic movies.  If a movie is romantic, would that make it a "chick flick"?  I wonder.  From 2001, "Amélie" starring Audrey Tautou.  I like that hair,  I used to sport a smaller version of that hair.  But my head is too big, and the back of my head is unattractive.  Wah!  I wanna be pretty too!

Qur'an 20180306

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

47.  And they used to say, "What!  When we die and become dust and bones, shall we then indeed be raised up again?"

48.  "And our fathers of old?"

49.  Say, "Yes, those of old and those of later times."

The Inevitable 56:47-49
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Searching

Hi Honey!  How was your birthday?  Or are you back to work already?  That was a full moon on your birthday, or did you not notice...  I certainly did!  I didn't feel out of place or anything.  I'm rather busy, and it's awfully hot.  Today, I had to go downtown and pay my phone bill.  It's too hot to commute in the morning, too hot for me at least.  I burn easily- i can't spend my life lying on the beach getting tanned.  That would kill me.  I have to stay indoors to an extent- oh I wish I had AC!  Anyway, after paying my phone bill I browsed the hardware stores, searching for things I could make a drum with.  Yes, it looks like I am going to have to make a drum.  Because I certainly can't afford to buy the right drum, or buy a drum period.  Expensive, musical instruments are.  But it's time to write the next album, because I am still able to.

Natty Honey, remember I told you that watching a movie over and over again can bend reality?  Well it can, but some times the computer gives you a movie to watch again.  For a reason- the computer can be very clever sometimes.  Please watch "Speed 2- Cruise Control" again.  The computer makes me watch this one over and over again, this time it's making you watch it again.  You don't have to focus on it Honey, just let it play while you study or something.  "Speed 2" is definitely, or historically rather, a B movie.  But it looks like it had a big budget.  After all, I'm sure it took lots of money to trash a cruise liner, an oil tanker, a seaplane, and a harbor town plus a few extraneous boats.  For us though, it's just a symbol of the tourist trade that fuels our family.

Want some candy?

Hot hot HOT!

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope you enjoyed your birthday.   I ate all the chocolate mousse already, it was soft and sweet.  The dragon fruit was good too.  I bought the perfect one, at the right stage of softness.  That flavor... someone should make a drink out of it.  It would be so refreshing.  It was SO hot today.  Ugh.  Even at 7 am I was sweating profusely, and outside too.  The heat seems to intensify after the sun goes down for some reason, maybe it's the humidity.  Ugh.  I need air conditioning.  It looks like it's about to rain outside.  Until it does, it's going to be awful hot and muggy.

Hey Natty Honey!  Wassap wassap WASSAP?!!  How are your studies coming along?  I wish you would take some of this heat, you can give me some snow in exchange.  How's my movie star coming along?  A star has to be a star all the time, you know.  Remember that video I posted about Maria Montez?  I hope you watched that.  Maria Montez was a movie star before she ever made a movie.  You can be a star and still keep your humility.  I certainly don't dress the part.  I think it's because I'm lazy.  My avatar dresses like a star for me.  Everything's computerized nowadays anyway.

Oh Erin

Happy Birthday, Honey.  I love you.

This song is rather loud, so please turn down the volume on your media player.

Marriage is a SERIOUS business!  Hey Natty Honey, I wish you had moved to Paris while you had the chance.  But we take what Allah gives us, and do the best we can.  The computer wants you to watch another movie today.  From 1992, "Under Siege" featuring Steven Seagal as the cook.  Hey, life is a movie.  Movie Star.

Staying indoors ( I wish I had AC)

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today, my darling?  It's just another busy day here today, but I didn't feel the work so much because I stayed mostly indoors- no manual labor!  Yay!  Yeah, I had to water the plants.  It is the dry season, after all.  So I did that right after the dawn prayer, when it was bright enough to see.  It's been so hot and sweltering, even at that time in the morning I had to take my shirt off to work.  But otherwise, I stayed indoors.  I'm preparing for this big presentation I have to do tomorrow, and I'm just making sure everything is running smoothly and as perfect as possible.  I don't normally do this kind of presentation, I just felt that this particular one is important.  Feelings!  Should a love song have a heavy beat and be powerful?  I have always felt that a love song should have the entire spectrum of emotion in it, such as anger, hate, frustration, despair etc. as well as all the positive things, and the music should match that.  But this time I feel that rappers are going to steal my beat.  Oh whatever.  But it's so hot, that my mousse melts before I get a chance to photograph it!  I wish I had AC!  I'll try again after I write this letter.

Hey Natty Honey!  Thanks for sticking around.  You are so gorgeous, you could sink your hooks into any guy and he would kill himself pulling you up.  Hey, the computer has chosen another movie for you to watch today.  From 1983, "Trading Places".  This is one of my top ten favorite movies of all time.  Look at that S car go!

Full Moon Fever

Hi Honey!  Oh, it's the full moon!  It's so pretty.  Will you share it with me?  It came out early here, an hour before sunset.  But are the people behaving strangely?  Not really, not that I can notice.  How was your day, my love?  All I did was vacuum clean my mother's house, go to the taxman to pick up a form, pay my water bill, and dropped by the supermarket to buy a garnish for the chocolate mousse so I can take a snapshot of it, then voice training after that I cut the grass over at your house inshaAllah.  I just came back from the mosque for the sunset prayer with the congregation, and I will be spending the rest of the night on the computer.

Hi Natty Honey!  Are you studying hard?  I hope you watched that movie.  Bruce Lee was a very big deal in his day, and still has a huge impact today.  There is a lot of supernatural surrounding his life and death, and people still talk about it.  He died of brain edema (swollen brain) before his last movie "Enter The Dragon" was released, which became a huge international hit.  His son Brandon was killed on set while filming "The Crow" due to a "weapons malfunction".