The show that never ends, again

God can sure put up a show, none like what us mere mortals could ever dream up.  We can sit on a soft couch, emit gas and complain, but we can't entertain like God.  It's a show that never ends, and repeats itself.  I can't really tell you what's going on here, because I can't take credit for what God does.  But I'm sure if you are watching, you would see it reflect all over.  Some people call themselves Muslims, but they don't study the Qur'an.  They prefer what people say over what God says.

I hope you are not overworking.  You are probably on your Friday, and tomorrow is your weekend, Sports Princess.  I hope you have a more lenient schedule than that.  Take time to relax, and watch some TV.  Practice cooking.

And Natty honey, what do you enjoy more: the hectic life of a Rock and Roll Babe Supermodel, or languishing on the couch?  I enjoy being by myself, doing the stuff I do and at my own pace, and not having anybody bug me.  But I don't know what happiness is, so I seek happiness in marriage.

 

 

 

Qur'an 20171127

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

44.  Had We sent this as a Qur'an other than Arabic, they would have said, "Why are not its verses explained in detail?  What!  Not in Arabic, and an Arab?"  Say, "It is a guide and a healing to those who believe, and for those who believe not, there is deafness in their ears, and also blindness.  They are being called from a place far distant!"

Expounded 41:44
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Another nice cool day

Hi Honey!  How are you my beloved?  I assume you are very busy, what with Thanksgiving weekend and such.  Please take time to rest and eat adequately.  Please treat yourself as precious, because you are very precious to me.  I love you.  It was another nice cool day here, almost cold.  Other people here would say that it was cold, but I know what cold is.  It rained all day, and I went through the entire day and kept my shirt on!  Wow, first time this year.  It looks like it's going to be a comfortable night, and I get to snuggle with my blankie.  No, it's not an NFL blankie.  I wanted to go out and buy some food, but the rain kept me in.  I'm on the verge of a cold anyway, so better play it safe otherwise I can't work.  So I made pocket bread and heated up the chili.  Say, that chili isn't bad even though it has hot dog chunks in it.  Want some?

Hi Natty honey!  Aw you beautiful sweetheart!  Are you feeling emotional this weekend?  Well you're not alone my dear, you have many people who love you.  And I will marry you and take care of you inshaAllah.  I have to marry Erin first, but I won't abandon you inshaAllah.  I will keep my promise inshaAllah.

A nice cool day

Hi Honey!  How are you doing today?  How's work treating you?  I hope you are feeling great, and healthy.  It's raining right now, and has been cool all day.  So it certainly is my kind of day, in contrast to how hot it usually gets around here.  There's nothing too special on the menu.  I made a batch of chili this morning, but I added ginger and chopped up hot dogs to it.  I don't like hot dogs, really.  But it's cheap food, and now that I have it I want to get rid of it.  The ginger toned down the Mexican-ness of the chili, and the hot dogs made it even stranger.  Not inedible nor bad-tasting, but I don't think I'll do that again.  What are you eating?  You haven't showed us your food in a long time.

Hi Natty honey!  Are you enjoying your holiday?  I'm sure it must be nice to get away from the hectic bustle of the supermodel life, beautiful as you are.  Please take good care of yourself, say hi to your family for me, and have a great day.

Oh by the way, I need to post this video:

Anybody else notice that Pantera died on 9/11/2001?

 

 

 

Happy Thanksgiving

Hi Honey!  How was your Thanksgiving?  Oh, you had to work?  Well, sports figures have to work during everybody else's day off.  That's just the nature of the business.  But I hope you got some rest and some turkey anyway.  I don't really miss turkey all that much.  But there was a brand of roasted turkey which I had to slice up at the restaurant which was absolutely smooth and yummy- they slow-roasted it in chicken broth.  The temperature had to be very low heat, because there was no stress on the meat whatsoever.  You know how poultry meat can get stringy.  I'm sure I can duplicate the process with chicken, but I would need an electric burner to get the heat that low.  The gas burner would fizzle out, unless I keep a close eye on it or course.  Dinner tonight was steamed rice and sardines.  I'm certain there is no difference in the quality of the sardines in spite of the price difference of different brands- it's the sauce that's the key.  I was in a hurry and fighting off cats at the same time, so I didn't do a perfect job on my sauce.  But it was good anyway.  Alhamdulillah.

Hi Natty honey!  I'm sure you didn't have to work on Thanksgiving.  Isn't Thanksgiving for Canada one month earlier?  Not that I celebrate it.  I think Thanksgiving is more a political holiday than a holy day, so you can celebrate which Thanksgiving you want.  How was the turkey?  You didn't eat all that much, huh?  Poultry meat is actually good for your emotions.  So if you are highly strung, then eat some turkey.

 

 

 

 

Stretching that food dollar again

Hi Honey, how are you today?  You look absolutely ravishing, my darling.  I love you so much.  It's a nice cool day here for me, alhamdulillah.  I feel happiest when it's nice and cool, and I get very drowsy.  I slept in a little this morning, because I was soooo comfortable.  It's nice to be comfortable.  I made some tortillas just now, and I wrapped them up with sausage, egg, onions, mayo and mustard greens inside.  I guess you could say I had breakfast for dinner.  It's just what was left inside the cooler, as I didn't spend any money today.  Which gave me 3 burritos, and if I split them with you it would still be a good meal.  But with baby, well I can't feed it Mexican food.  We would just have to buy formula (if none left), which would still give us one and half burritos each (assuming we ate the same thing).  If the child were old enough to eat Mexican food then we would have a burrito each, but that's not enough food for me and I would get shoulder pains.  Perhaps a side of rice each would fix that.

Hey Natty, how's it going Gorgeous?  Food economics apply to you too Honey, but I guess you're up for turkey right about now.  Suffice to say that I'm not marrying anyone with my current food economics, but inshaAllah we will get what we need.  Oh we don't have turkey here, we would have to import it, and it would have to be halal.  How about a roast chicken?  I know it's not big enough, but then how about 3 roast chickens, and we can squish them all together and make a turkey?  A turkey is a big chicken to me.  The people must know, and I'm sure Allah understands that I cannot allow my wife to live as I do now.  That would be bad politics, and the whole country would look stupid.  I sure would sure like to import some giant lobster from Tasmania.  Do you like lobster?  It's a big shrimp to me.

Oh, this outfit I wore is an attempt at mixing blue and gold.  I think it's a success.  What do you think?

 

 

 

Stretching that food dollar

Hi Erin!  How are you today, Honey?  Do you want to make love?  I do!  Oh... we have to get married first.  I have a lot of lust in me, I hope it's enough.  I estimate that I will have to do drugs to keep up with my wife, because I'm an old man.  Sigh.  Do you have a food budget?  I don't think that you would have to worry about something like a food budget.  It's almost the end of the month, so I have to be very frugal with food.  So it's time to finish what's left in the cooler.  Let's see, I have 3 dough balls, some sausage, a packet of hot dogs, 13 eggs, some bamboo shoots, some rice and potatoes.  Good thing I have lots of cat food.  I do have some money left, but I will need to buy some fish soon for Floofy's fish smoothies- she can't eat solid cat food anymore.  So I rolled up some dough, spread the sausage on it, then closed it up, then deep fried it.  It was OK, it was filling, but it needs marinara sauce and cheese.  I put too much oil in this batch of dough, so it didn't respond normally to deep frying- it was flaky like pastry dough.  I do have another bag of flour, but I can't let this dough go to waste.  This dough is better for tortillas I think, so tomorrow I'll have hot dog and egg burritos.  Sorry, no snapshots of my food!

Hi there Natty honey!  How are you feeling today, you beautiful Sweetheart?  How's the weather?  You must be having a blast of a time, you're so pretty and everyone is paying lots of attention to you.  And they should.  I suppose you're going to have to head up back north for time with the family.  Well, please be safe and travel well.  I'm going to play drums for a bit.  Oh no, I don't have a drum set anymore.  All I have is a little snare drum, it's very old.  I don't know how I'm going to record the next album, perhaps God will grant me a miracle.  InshaAllah.