Ho Honey! How's it going? I assume you are very busy right now, so please eat properly and get enough rest. I've run out of data for this billing period, so you're not going to find me on Second Life today. I think I'll watch a movie tonight. I think I'll watch "Hero". You know, that choreographed Chinese martial arts flick. Sure looks cool.
Hey Natty, super crazy busy, huh? Well don't be a such a big rush! Slow things down as much as you can, so you can enjoy these exciting times. I always think of you and check up on you, so please talk to me often. Be safe and drink lots of water.
That male fish killed 5 females in 2 days with his libido. So I went out and bought him 3 females that were at least his size. We'll see what happens. I have no idea how the last 2 survived him. God's Will, I guess.
Monday, November 6, 2017
Sunday, November 5, 2017
Fishbowl
That is our life. That is the life of me and my family. We live in a fishbowl. We live within the confines of our area and our routine, while the world peers in and watches us do our routine. Some of them think they are God, and tap on the glass and stir the water, but they are not God. That is why you must pray, so God will cover our shortcomings and tangle them up with their own actions. InshaAllah.
How are you, my love? It's the start of the holiday season, and I expect you are going to be busy. Your bosses are going to be very happy with you, because you are going to make them a lot of money InshaAllah. Just by being my girl. It rained all day here today, which is OK with me because I have no need to go anywhere at this time, and I love cool weather. I made sushi again for dinner. I LOVE sushi. But I'm out of fish. I had the skin of the fish left, which had some flesh stuck on it due to my inefficient filleting, so I scraped off what I could then pan fried the skin in butter until it was crispy. I made sushi out of that. It was saltier and not as good as the actual fillet, but still tasty. I'm officially all sushied out for now: I have 4 seaweed sheets left, but I'll use that for soup or something. Today's decoration is more squarish. People wonder that since I always cut my sushi into 24 portions why I don't arrange in multiples of 3 or 6. That's because I have 8 inner portions (or the tips of the roll), which leaves me 16 outer portions. That's just my style of cutting sushi, and therefore my way of arranging it on a plate. Want some sushi? It will be the last for a while.
Hey Natty, how's it going? Oh you are so very excited today, I can tell! Lots of energy, literally bouncing off the walls! Well, put your energy into productive channels, and please keep safe OK? You are a princess, and people know who you are and how beautiful you are, so please don't take your position for granted. Granted, you can't take everything too seriously, but you must take God seriously. Have fun in the meanwhile OK?
The situation has become tragic in my guppy fishbowl. Before I bought that male fish, I had 7 females (not 8, that was my error), and they lived an uneventful life, quietly floating at the surface of the water most of the time. Then the big and powerful male came into their lives, and they all became focused on mating. The male fish was always ready and active, and the females suddenly were busy around the clock in order to keep up with him. They were competing with each other, and constantly approaching or being approached by him. So 3 of the biggest females have died of exhaustion. He literally fucked them to death. The rest of them stayed alive because they were too small, and he had no interest in them. Until now. Bah. It looks like I'm going to have to buy some females that are strong enough to cope with his lust. From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.
How are you, my love? It's the start of the holiday season, and I expect you are going to be busy. Your bosses are going to be very happy with you, because you are going to make them a lot of money InshaAllah. Just by being my girl. It rained all day here today, which is OK with me because I have no need to go anywhere at this time, and I love cool weather. I made sushi again for dinner. I LOVE sushi. But I'm out of fish. I had the skin of the fish left, which had some flesh stuck on it due to my inefficient filleting, so I scraped off what I could then pan fried the skin in butter until it was crispy. I made sushi out of that. It was saltier and not as good as the actual fillet, but still tasty. I'm officially all sushied out for now: I have 4 seaweed sheets left, but I'll use that for soup or something. Today's decoration is more squarish. People wonder that since I always cut my sushi into 24 portions why I don't arrange in multiples of 3 or 6. That's because I have 8 inner portions (or the tips of the roll), which leaves me 16 outer portions. That's just my style of cutting sushi, and therefore my way of arranging it on a plate. Want some sushi? It will be the last for a while.
Hey Natty, how's it going? Oh you are so very excited today, I can tell! Lots of energy, literally bouncing off the walls! Well, put your energy into productive channels, and please keep safe OK? You are a princess, and people know who you are and how beautiful you are, so please don't take your position for granted. Granted, you can't take everything too seriously, but you must take God seriously. Have fun in the meanwhile OK?
The situation has become tragic in my guppy fishbowl. Before I bought that male fish, I had 7 females (not 8, that was my error), and they lived an uneventful life, quietly floating at the surface of the water most of the time. Then the big and powerful male came into their lives, and they all became focused on mating. The male fish was always ready and active, and the females suddenly were busy around the clock in order to keep up with him. They were competing with each other, and constantly approaching or being approached by him. So 3 of the biggest females have died of exhaustion. He literally fucked them to death. The rest of them stayed alive because they were too small, and he had no interest in them. Until now. Bah. It looks like I'm going to have to buy some females that are strong enough to cope with his lust. From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Scary!
Eeeek! That's a scary expression on your face, Erin. It brings forth ancient emotions that reminisce the primordial ooze made of amino acids becoming proteins which constitute the basis of all life. Now don't get me wrong: you are beautiful and I love you deeply. Help! I can't keep up with her! Give me more Viagra! It has remained oh so nice and cool throughout this full moon period. Cool weather makes me calm and happy. It took a few days for the rain to come down, and today it rained heavily. I couldn't do yard work, so I decided to enjoy an early dinner. Sushi, of course! Oh my God, I love sushi. That's the advantage of buying a big fish, is that I get to eat sushi for days. Ya Allah, thank You for the knowledge and bounty that You have provided me. Of course I had to lock up the cats in the kitty litter room if I didn't want vicious beasts climbing all over me while I make sushi, but I had to make a batch of dough first. However the cats went completely bonkers over my dough, but my hands were covered in dough and all I could do is dodge attacks while I completed the task. After my hands were freed, I made sushi. I think I made a nice design this time. I was trying for a 6 pointed star, but my portions were dividable by 8 or 4, but oh well. I think it's pretty. Want some sushi?
How about you Natty, do you like sushi? I LOVE sushi, but it really depends on the quality of the fish. I've had sushi 3 out of the last 4 days already, and I can't do that with plain old mackerel. Say, that is a very regal portrait of you. You look like a princess. My Rock and Roll Princess. These are exciting times, huh? Please have tons of fun, but keep safe and don't forget God.
That male guppy has been working 24/7. I go to sleep at midnight and there he was, doing his little dance for the females. I get up at 4:30 am to do some extra worship before the dawn prayer and there he was, doing his little dance for the females. He doesn't seem to stop. Doesn't he get tired? When it was feeding time, he was the only one who ate anything. The females have been interested in only one thing since he arrived. All of them, including the smallest ones.
How about you Natty, do you like sushi? I LOVE sushi, but it really depends on the quality of the fish. I've had sushi 3 out of the last 4 days already, and I can't do that with plain old mackerel. Say, that is a very regal portrait of you. You look like a princess. My Rock and Roll Princess. These are exciting times, huh? Please have tons of fun, but keep safe and don't forget God.
That male guppy has been working 24/7. I go to sleep at midnight and there he was, doing his little dance for the females. I get up at 4:30 am to do some extra worship before the dawn prayer and there he was, doing his little dance for the females. He doesn't seem to stop. Doesn't he get tired? When it was feeding time, he was the only one who ate anything. The females have been interested in only one thing since he arrived. All of them, including the smallest ones.
Friday, November 3, 2017
A nice cool day
Hi Honey! How are you feeling today? I assume you must be awfully crazy busy, what with the holiday season coming up, and your being the American Princess that you are. It's a nice cool day here. Yes, the sun went hiding last evening, and it has stayed behind the clouds all the way to the next day's sunset. Very little rain, though. It's a full moon! I feel cool and peaceful. Wish you were here with me.
Hi Natty honey! Oh, happy birthday to your Dad. Do you get to fly and see your family whenever you want? They must be so proud of you, as you are becoming more and more successful. And it is all your money Honey, you earned it. Try to save it for your future, OK? The entertainment business can be crazy but yeah, have fun with it and always know that you have people who love you.
Who wants to hear another story about my guppies? Oh you spiritual fish out there! I haven't talked about my guppies in a while. I had 8 fish in my little malted milk jar aquarium. I got this collection of guppies when they were all fry, now they've grown up a bit I know what gender they are. All of them are female. I got my guppies out of my Dad's big old fish bowl, he used to have hundreds of fish, but now they're all dead. Well, 8 females aren't going to produce any more fry, unless they are able to change gender like some frogs do. They didn't seem too excited with life, all of them hanging listlessly at the surface of the water most of the time. So I went and bought a male fish for them. He's blue and white, and he's twice the size of the next biggest fish, which kind of surprised me because the male guppies I knew were usually smaller than the females. At first he was uncomfortable from being away from the thousands of guppies at the well-lit fish tank at the pet store, but now he's flirting with all the females. No one hangs motionlessly at the surface of the water anymore- he's taken over that area for himself, and struts around for the females who have taken to the bottom of the jar and occupy themselves with building nests of some sort. The females quarrel with each other as to who gets to approach the male, all the while he struts about like a rooster. He's a big fish. Big and brawny, and the girls love him.
Hi Natty honey! Oh, happy birthday to your Dad. Do you get to fly and see your family whenever you want? They must be so proud of you, as you are becoming more and more successful. And it is all your money Honey, you earned it. Try to save it for your future, OK? The entertainment business can be crazy but yeah, have fun with it and always know that you have people who love you.
Who wants to hear another story about my guppies? Oh you spiritual fish out there! I haven't talked about my guppies in a while. I had 8 fish in my little malted milk jar aquarium. I got this collection of guppies when they were all fry, now they've grown up a bit I know what gender they are. All of them are female. I got my guppies out of my Dad's big old fish bowl, he used to have hundreds of fish, but now they're all dead. Well, 8 females aren't going to produce any more fry, unless they are able to change gender like some frogs do. They didn't seem too excited with life, all of them hanging listlessly at the surface of the water most of the time. So I went and bought a male fish for them. He's blue and white, and he's twice the size of the next biggest fish, which kind of surprised me because the male guppies I knew were usually smaller than the females. At first he was uncomfortable from being away from the thousands of guppies at the well-lit fish tank at the pet store, but now he's flirting with all the females. No one hangs motionlessly at the surface of the water anymore- he's taken over that area for himself, and struts around for the females who have taken to the bottom of the jar and occupy themselves with building nests of some sort. The females quarrel with each other as to who gets to approach the male, all the while he struts about like a rooster. He's a big fish. Big and brawny, and the girls love him.
Thursday, November 2, 2017
Spiral
Hi Honey! How's it going today? I suspect during this season, you are doing plenty of charity and good things, being the kind and beautiful person you are, more of a beautiful human being than I could ever hope to be. Crossing the door to the other side still means we have to live day by day, we have to eat, and maintain some sort of routine. You can't call that chaos- but I spiral down to the ground as usual, and be practical with what Allah has given me. We can't eat sushi everyday. We would get sick of it! I love sushi though- I could eat 100 portions of it, but I would get bloated, and nobody would love me. Did you know that sushi was once the poor man's food of Japan? So today's dinner is just simple old rice and fish, but you are more than welcome to share my food.
Hi Natty honey! Oh, what a pretty twin you have. I've never had to live out of a suitcase, well not for long periods of time that is. Let's just say that I have had to live on a different kind of edge than you. But I do offer you a marriage where we settle down and stay in one place and get rooted and raise a family inshaAllah. I need my wife, so I will keep my promise inshaAllah. My wife has to follow me and help me with my agenda, but I promise you that it's important and worthwhile. Do you like horses? I've never ridden a horse, but I've been riding situations all my life. So ride your situation, and have a blast. Be safe, and pray.
Hi Natty honey! Oh, what a pretty twin you have. I've never had to live out of a suitcase, well not for long periods of time that is. Let's just say that I have had to live on a different kind of edge than you. But I do offer you a marriage where we settle down and stay in one place and get rooted and raise a family inshaAllah. I need my wife, so I will keep my promise inshaAllah. My wife has to follow me and help me with my agenda, but I promise you that it's important and worthwhile. Do you like horses? I've never ridden a horse, but I've been riding situations all my life. So ride your situation, and have a blast. Be safe, and pray.
Wednesday, November 1, 2017
Qur'an 20171102
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
64. Say, "Is it someone other than Allah that you order me to worship, o you ignorant ones?"
65. But it has already been revealed to you, as it was to those before you, if you were to falsely worship, truly fruitless will be your work, and you will surely be in the ranks of those who lose.
66. No but worship Allah, and be of those who give thanks.
The crowds 39:64-66
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64. Say, "Is it someone other than Allah that you order me to worship, o you ignorant ones?"
65. But it has already been revealed to you, as it was to those before you, if you were to falsely worship, truly fruitless will be your work, and you will surely be in the ranks of those who lose.
66. No but worship Allah, and be of those who give thanks.
The crowds 39:64-66
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Top of the mountain, and the creature in the sewer
Hi Honey! How are you feeling today? I hope you are keeping safe, for as you know you not anonymous anymore. In fact, you are renowned for your beauty. You are beautiful, and I love you so much.
Yay! I went back to the store and today they had seaweed sheets! I had no idea they had stocked seaweed sheets since I was there yesterday- I came back to get whatever seaweed was available, and adapt to that. But now I can make California rolls! I went to the market very early this morning, right after the dawn prayer, about 6:30 am. On the way there, I stopped by that new sushi restaurant. This is a small town, but I could smell the city. I know what the city smells like, because I used to live in the city- it's the smell of the sewer. Note to the local authorities: control the sewer now before you build a city over it. Anyway, I took a glimpse of the food they serve in a photo on the glass door. Salmon? Imported fish? They are fools not to use local fish! Yeah I guess some people like salmon, but local fish is fresher and superior. I suppose I should give them the benefit of the doubt, so I'll just have to go in sometime and buy some food. Not today though. Instead I spent my money on fish: some cheap fish for Floofy's fish smoothies, and a huge Spanish mackerel.
What a beautiful fish. Compare the size of the fish I bought to the cutting board, and the 2 sheets of newspaper it rests on. Big, huh? I've never had fresh Spanish mackerel before, but when I tasted it I knew I had stepped up on the fish hierarchy. Have you ever had snapper before? Spanish mackerel is like fatty snapper meat, with the texture of a firm ganache. Oh, heavenly! Fishmongers don't fillet fish around her, so I had to do it myself. I'm not the best at filleting fish because I haven't had the practice- I usually can only afford small fish, and who wants to fillet that? So there are 4 fillets to this fish- the left and right upper halves and stomach halves. I was doing quite well, then I lost my patience in the the final fillet and therefore mangled it. So that's what I had for lunch, mangled Spanish mackerel fillet sashimi. Oh, heavenly!
For dinner I had sushi. I don't use a bamboo roller, and I probably could have done a more creative arrangement, but I was hungry. Looks good enough to me. Want some sushi? Yes Honey, you put the whole thing in your mouth, leaves and all. Sorry folks, family only!
Natty,
Love is a stranger
Who beckons you on
Don't think of the danger
Or the stranger is gone
That being said, please wear a helmet when you ride your bicycle or scooter. You are no longer anonymous either. I told you that, remember?
Ya Allah, please protect my wives.
Yay! I went back to the store and today they had seaweed sheets! I had no idea they had stocked seaweed sheets since I was there yesterday- I came back to get whatever seaweed was available, and adapt to that. But now I can make California rolls! I went to the market very early this morning, right after the dawn prayer, about 6:30 am. On the way there, I stopped by that new sushi restaurant. This is a small town, but I could smell the city. I know what the city smells like, because I used to live in the city- it's the smell of the sewer. Note to the local authorities: control the sewer now before you build a city over it. Anyway, I took a glimpse of the food they serve in a photo on the glass door. Salmon? Imported fish? They are fools not to use local fish! Yeah I guess some people like salmon, but local fish is fresher and superior. I suppose I should give them the benefit of the doubt, so I'll just have to go in sometime and buy some food. Not today though. Instead I spent my money on fish: some cheap fish for Floofy's fish smoothies, and a huge Spanish mackerel.
What a beautiful fish. Compare the size of the fish I bought to the cutting board, and the 2 sheets of newspaper it rests on. Big, huh? I've never had fresh Spanish mackerel before, but when I tasted it I knew I had stepped up on the fish hierarchy. Have you ever had snapper before? Spanish mackerel is like fatty snapper meat, with the texture of a firm ganache. Oh, heavenly! Fishmongers don't fillet fish around her, so I had to do it myself. I'm not the best at filleting fish because I haven't had the practice- I usually can only afford small fish, and who wants to fillet that? So there are 4 fillets to this fish- the left and right upper halves and stomach halves. I was doing quite well, then I lost my patience in the the final fillet and therefore mangled it. So that's what I had for lunch, mangled Spanish mackerel fillet sashimi. Oh, heavenly!
For dinner I had sushi. I don't use a bamboo roller, and I probably could have done a more creative arrangement, but I was hungry. Looks good enough to me. Want some sushi? Yes Honey, you put the whole thing in your mouth, leaves and all. Sorry folks, family only!
Natty,
Love is a stranger
Who beckons you on
Don't think of the danger
Or the stranger is gone
That being said, please wear a helmet when you ride your bicycle or scooter. You are no longer anonymous either. I told you that, remember?
Ya Allah, please protect my wives.
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