What's going on?

What's happening?  Oh, today I had to take Bat Cat to the vet.  Somehow he managed to get a hole in the left side of his face, and it began to pus up.  I managed to close that wound, but all that pus pooled at his left shoulder.  He was clearly in a lot of pain, and at first I didn't know exactly what was wrong with him.  Then he himself poked a hole into his left shoulder, and I could see all that pus ooze out.  I removed most of it and disinfected his shoulder with rubbing alcohol, and the vet finished the job with antibiotics and painkillers.  Now Batty wants to leave his cage, he's improved that much.  Of course I think some human did that to him.  I was furious.

Erin, you look so lovely and dignified in that Global Citizen photo.  And Nat, Chanel did a wonderful job bringing out how beautiful you are.  Don't be in such a hurry to get the big accounts, Sweetie.  Big Fish like Chanel have to cater to a lot of old women, so they can't play favorites to young women.  Just kick back and just be yourself, because you are already beautiful.  Have fun with your career.  Oh, and Piene you look pretty too.

I found a new hairdo while I was away from the disco.  I think I look Italian now.  Do you think I look Italian?

Qur'an 20160928

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

48.  They say, "When will this promise come to pass, if you speak the truth?"

49.  Say, "I have no power over any harm or profit to myself except as Allah Wills.  To every people is a term appointed.  When that term is reached, not an hour can they cause delay, nor can they advance."

50.  Say, "Do you see, if God's punishment should come to you by night or by day, what portion of it would the sinners wish to hasten?"

Jonah 10:48-50
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Qur'an 20160927

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

36.  But most of them follow nothing but fancy: truly fancy can be of no avail against Truth.  Verily Allah is well aware of all that they do.

37.  This Qur'an is not such as can be produced by other than Allah.  On the contrary, it is a confirmation of what went before it, and a fuller explanation of the Book, wherein there is no doubt, from the Lord of the Worlds.

38.  Or do they say, "He forged it"?  Say, "Bring then a Surah like unto it, and call anyone you can, besides Allah, if it be you speak the truth!"

39.  No, they charge with falsehood that whose knowledge they cannot compass, even before the elucidation thereof reached them.  Thus did those before them make charges of falsehood.  But see what was the end of those who did wrong!

40.  Of them, there are some who believe therein, and some who do not.  And your Lord knows best those who are out for mischief.

41.  If they charge you with falsehood say, "My work to me, and yours to you!  You are free from responsibility for what I do, and I for what you do!"

Jonah 10:36-41
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Nat, you are just soaring high!

Congratulations, you proud little flying peacock.  Redken now, eh?  You're just cranking out those name brands!  Make the most of it Precious, and don't waste money.  The future is now, so make the most of it.  I agree with that guy who commented that you're well-dressed for rush.  College Queen!  If you ever get unsure about things now that the world has gone crazy, just remember this: everybody wants my girl.  MashaAllah (by the will of God).  So take sweet loving care of yourself.  Eat properly, get lots of rest, and pray.

Piene, you are like that naughty kitty who pees wherever she pleases.  But underneath that naughtiness is a sweet and submissive girl.  So let me repeat myself: since you haven't received any sort of dowry, there is no blame on you if you do whatever you feel.  I'm certainly not giving out anymore dowries of music.  Do you realize how fanatical people get about music?  But also know this: that I cannot help you with your career if you are not my wife.  I can't have anything to do with you at all.  What I seek in my wife is chastity and integrity.  So if I happen to lose interest with you for whatever reason, then peace be on you.

It's not easy being beautiful.  Erin, do you want to tell them what people do because of your beauty?  You managed to distract some of them by not being blonde.  Some of them.  Yeah, I like pretty blondes.  My greatest weakness.  And I LOVE Erin.

Anybody want some stuffed won tons?

Qur'an 20160926

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

31.  Say, "Who is it that sustains you from the sky and from the earth?  Or who is it that has power over hearing and sight?  And who is it that brings out the living from the dead, and the dead from the living?  And who is it that rules and regulates all affairs?"  They will soon say, "Allah."  Say, "Will you not then show piety?"

32.  Such is Allah, your real Cherisher and Sustainer.  Apart from Truth, what but error?  How then are you turned away?

33.  Thus is the Word of your Lord proved true against those who rebel.  Verily they will not believe.

34.  Say, "Of your 'partners', can any originate creation and repeat it?"  Say, "It is Allah Who originates creation and repeats it.  Then how are you deluded away?"

35.  Say, "Of your 'partners' is there any that can give guidance towards Truth?"  Say, "It is Allah Who gives guidance towards Truth.  Is then God Who gives guidance to Truth more worthy to be followed, or he who finds not guidance unless he is guided?  What then is the matter with you?  How judge you?"

Jonah 10:31-35
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Chanel, huh?

Hi Piene!  How are you doing, you beautiful girl?  Are you eating well?  I think you still have a little bit of heartache.  Don't think too much of it Sweetie, it's probably just hormones.  You must follow my instructions, otherwise I would start to think that neither one of us is interested.  You're a model, and a business woman, right?  You need to post photos all the time on your Instagram.  People need to see how beautiful you are.  It doesn't matter what the photos are: your lunch, your room, the streets, your hotel, the airport, whatever!  You're not already at the top so you have to post post post on your way there!  Plus I need to see that you're OK.

Nat honey!  You are doing absolutely MARVELOUS!  That's such a sensuous face Chanel took of you.  I mentioned this before, that me and Karl-baby go back a long way.  Waaaay back to a rather embarrassing period in my life.  But I love Karl-baby.  If you meet up with him, tell him I said Hi.  No, he doesn't know me.  Why should he?  I'm mysterious.

Erin, your hairdresser looks like Hillel Slovak.  Are you sure he isn't a ghost?