In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Sweetie! How are you feeling today? I pray you are feeling great. It started out sunny here today, then after the Asr prayer, the sky was filled with thunderous clouds. Very dramatic. Not much moisture though, just enough to water the plants. I'm almost done with planting baby mangoes. I have 8 mangoes left to peel and plant, then I can just kick back and watch them grow. InshaAllah they will all turn out strong.
Erin, if you want me to air a commercial on my TV station, please make sure you are in it and that it's current. I don't care if it's a budget of shooting the entire thing in your bathroom with a phone camera. Don't give me something that's four years old. And make sure you get paid. You're my Queen, and I want to take good care of you. I love you, and I need you.
Monday, May 18, 2015
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150518
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there, my beautiful Erin. How are you feeling today, love? I am longing for you as usual. I wish to remind you that I am not in competition with you, my dearest. I am your husband inshaAllah. I am here to love you, and help provide and protect you. Yes, you still have to work, but aren't your prospects better now? I can't give you anything but my love but mashaAllah, your business is better than before. Things grow better with love. You are not living in my shadow: it's because I am your husband inshaAllah that I will help take your shots for you, while all you have to do is be beautiful. And you are beautiful. You are so very beautiful. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me. I love you and I need you.
We are living a spiritual life, my dearest. The fact that you accept me as your husband is a spiritual fact, and by that choice you live in a different reality than others. I have lived this reality much longer than you, so I am much more used to how psychedelic or weird it is. It can get strange while doing the mundane, like grocery shopping. And it's not the same kind of weird like backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. You can be alone in your bedroom looking at your TV, and you can sense that you're not really alone. Life in the Public Eye, also Jinn TV. But I will help distract them away from you, inshaAllah. Please pray.
I've been trying to duplicate this little house that I live in Sims 3, but there's something wrong with the scaling of objects. For example, a car or a double bed is 3 squares long. If I define one square as one meter, then a bed is 3 meters long! My bedroom in real life is 3 meters! So my little house is much more spacious in Sims 3 than it is in reality. Perhaps my definition of one meter is off within the game. Well, your house inshaAllah will be right next to my little house, which is my office/studio. Oh! My Sim has acquired a girlfriend. They met by chance, at the town park. Her name is Erin Kennedy. But she's not Irish: rather, she looks Mexican. And she works in the military.
Erin, please make a donation to a worthwhile charity of a minimum of one US dollar.
Hey there, my beautiful Erin. How are you feeling today, love? I am longing for you as usual. I wish to remind you that I am not in competition with you, my dearest. I am your husband inshaAllah. I am here to love you, and help provide and protect you. Yes, you still have to work, but aren't your prospects better now? I can't give you anything but my love but mashaAllah, your business is better than before. Things grow better with love. You are not living in my shadow: it's because I am your husband inshaAllah that I will help take your shots for you, while all you have to do is be beautiful. And you are beautiful. You are so very beautiful. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me. I love you and I need you.
We are living a spiritual life, my dearest. The fact that you accept me as your husband is a spiritual fact, and by that choice you live in a different reality than others. I have lived this reality much longer than you, so I am much more used to how psychedelic or weird it is. It can get strange while doing the mundane, like grocery shopping. And it's not the same kind of weird like backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. You can be alone in your bedroom looking at your TV, and you can sense that you're not really alone. Life in the Public Eye, also Jinn TV. But I will help distract them away from you, inshaAllah. Please pray.
I've been trying to duplicate this little house that I live in Sims 3, but there's something wrong with the scaling of objects. For example, a car or a double bed is 3 squares long. If I define one square as one meter, then a bed is 3 meters long! My bedroom in real life is 3 meters! So my little house is much more spacious in Sims 3 than it is in reality. Perhaps my definition of one meter is off within the game. Well, your house inshaAllah will be right next to my little house, which is my office/studio. Oh! My Sim has acquired a girlfriend. They met by chance, at the town park. Her name is Erin Kennedy. But she's not Irish: rather, she looks Mexican. And she works in the military.
Erin, please make a donation to a worthwhile charity of a minimum of one US dollar.
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150517
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Erin! How are you doing, my Sweetheart! How are you feeling today? Oh, it's just another every day day for me, and people are still the same. We have to keep things mundane if we want to raise a family. So I don't want to hear about your going out clubbing every night in your "fuck me" heels. That's just plain dangerous. So please stick to business and stay at home if you're not working.
I still engrossed in baby mangoes right now. But I couldn't take much more of the early hours, so I slept in this morning before getting to work. No fancy meals either. I still have chili in the cooler, so I bought a loaf of bread and chicken nuggets. I did make some chicken sandwiches for dinner. It's easy: just fry up the nuggets, then makes sandwiches with mayo, black pepper, cream cheese, lettuce, and onion. Put a couple of drops of hot sauce on each nugget. Quite yummy, I must say. And very Western. Want one? I love you, Erin. And I need you.
Hi Erin! How are you doing, my Sweetheart! How are you feeling today? Oh, it's just another every day day for me, and people are still the same. We have to keep things mundane if we want to raise a family. So I don't want to hear about your going out clubbing every night in your "fuck me" heels. That's just plain dangerous. So please stick to business and stay at home if you're not working.
I still engrossed in baby mangoes right now. But I couldn't take much more of the early hours, so I slept in this morning before getting to work. No fancy meals either. I still have chili in the cooler, so I bought a loaf of bread and chicken nuggets. I did make some chicken sandwiches for dinner. It's easy: just fry up the nuggets, then makes sandwiches with mayo, black pepper, cream cheese, lettuce, and onion. Put a couple of drops of hot sauce on each nugget. Quite yummy, I must say. And very Western. Want one? I love you, Erin. And I need you.
Friday, May 15, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150516
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, beautiful Erin. And how are you this lovely day? Busy, busy? So am I. This morning, I woke up at 4 am. But I was so worn out by 8, I couldn't continue. After all, I had another late night last night doing encoding. I want to relax right now, but there's always something to do around here. I need to make a batch of dough. And some mango juice. Right now, I'm watching "You Only Live Twice." This movie has the distinction of featuring the best Bond villain: Donald Pleasance as Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Wealthy, powerful, bloated and ugly, a guy you would just love to hate. Classic Bond villain. Let's see him again in the next Bond movie. Hey, I want that toy helicopter 007 used in the movie!
I had a few chicken bones left over from making chicken broth in my cooler. I took a sniff at it, and thought this won't last much longer. Then the indoor cats started going berserk. "OK OK, be patient, I'll give you some." While they were gnawing away at their snack, I stripped the meat off the rest of the bones, and used it for my noodles. The cats were still going crazy after they finished their snack. While I was having my lunch, ------- stuck her claws in my butt, so I smacked her. Don't be greedy! Aggressive female! So she backed off a little, quickly stuck another pawful of claws in my butt, then quickly ran and laid down by the front door with a scowl on her face. I've never seen a cat scowl like that! I wish I had taken a photo, but I didn't get a chance. I was right about those chicken bones, though. By sunset, they made a frightful pong in my trash.
Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't share my lunch with you. I didn't want to waste that chicken, but I would never have served it to you. The cats loved it, though. And I love you, and I need you.
Hello, beautiful Erin. And how are you this lovely day? Busy, busy? So am I. This morning, I woke up at 4 am. But I was so worn out by 8, I couldn't continue. After all, I had another late night last night doing encoding. I want to relax right now, but there's always something to do around here. I need to make a batch of dough. And some mango juice. Right now, I'm watching "You Only Live Twice." This movie has the distinction of featuring the best Bond villain: Donald Pleasance as Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Wealthy, powerful, bloated and ugly, a guy you would just love to hate. Classic Bond villain. Let's see him again in the next Bond movie. Hey, I want that toy helicopter 007 used in the movie!
I had a few chicken bones left over from making chicken broth in my cooler. I took a sniff at it, and thought this won't last much longer. Then the indoor cats started going berserk. "OK OK, be patient, I'll give you some." While they were gnawing away at their snack, I stripped the meat off the rest of the bones, and used it for my noodles. The cats were still going crazy after they finished their snack. While I was having my lunch, ------- stuck her claws in my butt, so I smacked her. Don't be greedy! Aggressive female! So she backed off a little, quickly stuck another pawful of claws in my butt, then quickly ran and laid down by the front door with a scowl on her face. I've never seen a cat scowl like that! I wish I had taken a photo, but I didn't get a chance. I was right about those chicken bones, though. By sunset, they made a frightful pong in my trash.
Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't share my lunch with you. I didn't want to waste that chicken, but I would never have served it to you. The cats loved it, though. And I love you, and I need you.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150515

Hello Erin, my beloved. How are you feeling today? I'm watching a James Bond movie right now. "Tomorrow Never Dies". Where the villain is a crooked media mogul. I think Pierce Brosnan made an excellent Bond, even though the script writing got really cheesy after they ran out of Ian Fleming stories. Did you notice that at least 2 of the James Bonds were Irish? Jonathan Pryce makes a great bad guy, more like the classic Bond villain, even though he could be porkier. I think I have every Bond movie except "Octopussy". What's the best Bond movie? Hmmm. All the Sean Connery movies were awesome, but I'm going to have to go with "The Man With The Golden Gun". I once visited the James Bond island that was in the movie, but I was too small to appreciate the experience.
I'm still very busy with my baby mangoes right now, which leaves me with little energy for much else. I did sleep in today though, like a REAL rock star. Besides, it rained and I couldn't do anything outdoors. I've been eating quick meals too. I made a batch of chili, and I bought a loaf of sliced bread. I'll have to submit that the machines make better sliced bread than me. I added butter in this batch of chili, and it tastes awesome. Would you like to try some, dearest heart? You're too sweet to be a Bond girl, but if you do get the part, be cautious of the physical demands of the job and your situation off-screen. And don't you dare kiss Daniel Craig. Just shoot him or something. Erin I love you, and I need you.
Here's a photo of a Perlis Harumanis mango.
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150514
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there, my beautiful Erin! How are you feeling today, my darling? Suddenly I have very little time. I sleep about 4 to 6 hours every day, including naps. But at least I get to nap. It's all those mango babies that take up my time right now. Like this morning, I woke up at 5 am, did some worship, then started going over the fruit to save the seeds. Then I have to plant them, and do yard work. Not including other tasks. And the night before, I stayed up late doing computer work. It will be like this until I run out of fruit. I hope this getting up early will not become a habit. It's very un-Rock Star-ish. Makes me look bad. I'm going to get a bad reputation.
Oh my God, I'm drowsy. I think I'll try to relax right now, maybe take a nap before doing computer work. Erin, I pray you are taking sweet loving care of yourself, for I love you, and I need you.
Hey there, my beautiful Erin! How are you feeling today, my darling? Suddenly I have very little time. I sleep about 4 to 6 hours every day, including naps. But at least I get to nap. It's all those mango babies that take up my time right now. Like this morning, I woke up at 5 am, did some worship, then started going over the fruit to save the seeds. Then I have to plant them, and do yard work. Not including other tasks. And the night before, I stayed up late doing computer work. It will be like this until I run out of fruit. I hope this getting up early will not become a habit. It's very un-Rock Star-ish. Makes me look bad. I'm going to get a bad reputation.
Oh my God, I'm drowsy. I think I'll try to relax right now, maybe take a nap before doing computer work. Erin, I pray you are taking sweet loving care of yourself, for I love you, and I need you.
Qur'an 20150514
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
7. When Our Clear Signs are rehearsed to them, the unbelievers say of the truth when it comes to them, "This is evident sorcery!"
8. Or do they say, "He has forged it!" Say, "Had I forged it, then can you obtain nothing for me from Allah. God knows best of that whereof you talk. Enough is God for a Witness between me and you. And God is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful."
9. Say, "I am no bringer of new fangled doctrine among the messengers, nor do I know what will be done with me or with you. I follow that which is revealed to me by inspiration. I am a warner, open and clear."
10. Say, "Do you see? If it be from Allah and you reject it, and a witness from among the children of Israel testifies to its similarity and has believed while you are arrogant, truly Allah guides not a people unjust."
The Winding Sand Tracts 46:7-10
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Had I forged it, then can you obtain nothing for me from Allah. God knows best of that whereof you talk. Enough is God for a Witness between me and you. And God is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful.
I am no bringer of new fangled doctrine among the messengers, nor do I know what will be done with me or with you. I follow that which is revealed to me by inspiration. I am a warner, open and clear.
Do you see? If it be from Allah and you reject it, and a witness from among the children of Israel testifies to its similarity and has believed while you are arrogant, truly Allah guides not a people unjust.
7. When Our Clear Signs are rehearsed to them, the unbelievers say of the truth when it comes to them, "This is evident sorcery!"
8. Or do they say, "He has forged it!" Say, "Had I forged it, then can you obtain nothing for me from Allah. God knows best of that whereof you talk. Enough is God for a Witness between me and you. And God is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful."
9. Say, "I am no bringer of new fangled doctrine among the messengers, nor do I know what will be done with me or with you. I follow that which is revealed to me by inspiration. I am a warner, open and clear."
10. Say, "Do you see? If it be from Allah and you reject it, and a witness from among the children of Israel testifies to its similarity and has believed while you are arrogant, truly Allah guides not a people unjust."
The Winding Sand Tracts 46:7-10
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Had I forged it, then can you obtain nothing for me from Allah. God knows best of that whereof you talk. Enough is God for a Witness between me and you. And God is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful.
I am no bringer of new fangled doctrine among the messengers, nor do I know what will be done with me or with you. I follow that which is revealed to me by inspiration. I am a warner, open and clear.
Do you see? If it be from Allah and you reject it, and a witness from among the children of Israel testifies to its similarity and has believed while you are arrogant, truly Allah guides not a people unjust.
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