Letter to Julia 20141208

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello, my beautiful Julia.  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  I pray that things are fun and easy for you.  I want you to know that I love you dearly, and I need you.  And you too, my beautiful Erin.  I love you, and I need you.  You are my wives inshaAllah.

Tonight is movie night on Shadowplay TV!  No, it's not a sports movie, it's an action movie.  Packed with constant, heart-stopping action.  It's been a long while since I found a good current movie.  Maybe it's bad advertising or lack of production talent, but I found this one while browsing for video games.  It was made by a kid just out of high school.  well, he didn't program the game.  It's Tomb Raider 2013, starring Lara Croft, the deadly girl with ridiculously powerful hands.  You can tell it's a video game because:

1.  She never runs out of ammo.
2.  She finds weapons conveniently lying around.
3.  She doesn't lose any of her weapons even when she's captured and tied up.
4.  That skimpy top of hers never falls to pieces despite all that sliding and grinding around.

But it's an surprisingly awesome movie.  Pagan gods are the creation of humans like the pagan god in this game was programmed by humans.  The only real God is Allah, High above all.  Allah is God, and God is the Reality.

Letter to Julia 20141206

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

After my voice training today, I fed the fish and the cats as I usually do.  Floofy, Chee Cheah, and Simper spend most of their time outdoors, so after taking care of the kitten tornado, I went outside to feed the adults.  I could hear a storm coming, so I went to check it out.  Over my house was a black cloud but of dragonflies, millions of them, hovering over my house.  Then immediately the storm started pelting down.  No One puts on a show like Allah.  Glory to Allah.

I gave my kittens their first official snack today.  My Dad gave me half a fried red snapper head.  I picked out the meat and gave the rest to the kittens.  They didn't know what it was at first, but ---- was the first to dig in.  The others followed suit, growling and punching at each other.  ---- was the only one who didn't take the snarlfest seriously, and lay back in the distance just watching.  I had to pick her up and put her in front of the fish head to get her started.  So my kittens are old enough to dismantle a fish head.  Soon the boys will become sexually mature, and they will have to spend most of their time outside.  It's a shame to put Batty outside because he's so fluffy.  But I don't want him to pee on my laundry.

Erin sweetie, I saw your HSN video.  The audio was awfully tinny, I had a hard time understanding it.  But I got the gist of it.  Your Dad sounded absolutely thrilled on the phone.  I guess he's happy you don't have to be naked to earn a living, and I'm glad too.  I want to remind you and Julia to use Internet video as often as possible to interact with me.  And don't confine yourself to one product, OK?  Make some connections in the halal food business.

You are my wives, inshaAllah.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Letter to Julia 20141204

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

YOOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Hello there my beloved Julia and Erin.  How are you feeling today, my beloved wives?  I pray that you are feeling great, and having an awesome time.  Time, time.  My time seems to be my own nowadays alhamdulillah, but my mind is corrupted by not having much money, so I bide time and supplies until I receive the next supply of money.  Gah, I hate the material world.  But my dreams were great last night despite the usual downside of having too much fame.  Am I to tell you here about my dreams?  Nah.  I'll tell you when I can whisper into and kiss your ear, and you can tell the crowd what I said after I'm dead.   But I would rather they didn't know as they didn't care before.  Let them fear and worship Allah.

Hey, this Kalles Fraktaler burning ship video doesn't seem right.  I don't know the exact math, but it doesn't seem logical that the -y is rounded instead of tapered.  At lease in comparison with other burning ship videos.  Oh, well.  I've started interest in video gameplay.  In spite having my time to myself, I can't indulge in too much video gaming, not as much as I used to.  I don't have the patience anymore, and I can't ruin my hands, so I just enjoy watching other people kick ass.  Say, Bayonetta looks kind of like me.  Well, actually no.  I'm not pretty, and I'm built like a chimpanzee.  Wah!  I wanna be pretty too!  Anyway, the story is a "good vs evil" where good is pagan as human, and evil is pagan as divine.  Human is expressed as superior in this story because humans "make their own future".  Yeah, humans can make their own future- if it be the Will of Allah.  If you're going to play spiritual games, then make sure you know Who is the Boss.

Erin, I saw your children's hospital video.  I must say that you are so very beautiful, and you have a beautiful heart to match.  Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah.  Please maintain your prayers.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20141204

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

41.  Mischief has appeared on land and sea because of that the hands of humans have earned.  That may give them a taste of some of their deeds, in order that they may turn back.

42.  Say, "Travel through the earth and see what was the end of those before, most of them worshipped others besides God."

The Romans 30:41-42
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Travel through the earth and see what was the end of those before, most of them worshipped others besides God.

Letter to Julia 20141202

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there, my beautiful Julia and Erin!  Are you excited?  I am.  I wonder why?  Maybe I did too many push ups.  Otherwise, I'm just hanging out at home, doing some TV programming.  I've been doing a lot of physical labor and running around, so I'm trying to take it easy right now.  I wish I could do everything by telekinesis, but I had to roll my egg rolls by hand.  They were stuffed with tofu, fish balls, bean sprouts, garlic, kaffir lime shoots, and egg, all chopped up for convenience of rolling.  I had planned to fry them up for a crispy treat, then I tried one plain, and it was so awesome alhamdulillah that I ate them all plain.  Very healthy and refreshing.  Oh no!  I didn't leave any for you!  Well you didn't show up for dinner, so I ate them all.  I had a lot of stuffing left over, so I had the egg rolls fried for lunch the next day.  Fried egg rolls tasted better with mustard and soy sauce, but I still can't abide with all that grease.  There's something about egg rolls that absorb a lot of grease.  Maybe my oil wasn't hot enough.

Have you noticed I haven't made any VS jokes?   I do have one.  It's a secret.  Erin, I can't wait to see you in the VS fashion show.  You are so beautiful.  So are you, Julia.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Letter to Julia 20141130

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

What a month it's been!  I pray you both are feeling great, and having lots of fun.  Please maintain your prayers.  I see your nose has sparked a wave of German nationalism, Julia.  Am I correct?  Well, you do have a beautiful nose.  I love your nose.  Now from what I understand from studying the Qur'an, I believe that God's consideration of Rasputin is that he "was disdainful of God's gifts, and gave himself up to worldly enjoyment."  I'm sure there are some spiritual healers out there, and they are not witchdoctors because they don't use magic.  All I do is put people and animals to sleep, mashaAllah.

I went to the cat show yesterday.  There were a LOT of people there.  So many people, but not that many cats.  But I was there early at 10 am though, so I'm sure some of the stars had not shown up yet.  They had the show at the snake farm.  I came eye to eye with a king cobra.  Very creepy.  Makes me want to carry a shotgun.  I hate snakes.  They scare me, and fill me with the urge to kill.  Anyway, speaking of cats, poor little Bat Cat has acquired a serious disposition.  This is because his mother is so strict with him.  She's strict with all the kittens, but more so with Batty.  She doesn't tolerate any frivolity or innuendo from him whatsoever.  But he has been extremely well behaved.

It's almost time for the VS fashion show!!  I can't wait to see my sweetie!  I'm sure she's going to be so beautiful.  You are going to be there Erin, are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you? 

Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah.  I love you, I love.  And I need you, I need you.

Letter to Julia 20141128

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

I've been watching the Olympic figure skating championships since Katarina Witt, and there's an interesting sequence in the gold medal winners.  Let's see... Germany, Germany, Ukraine, USA, USA, Japan, South Korea, and Russia.  Does this sound like the current politics you're embroiled in, Julia dearest?  Must be BIG money.  Well, don't think "World War One": I think that's the wrong perspective.  Please remember that you are my wife, inshaAllah.  And I am merely a servant of Allah.  Since I'm so hard to reach, people are trying to reach you in order to reach me.  Just pretend you're already here.  Geographically.

And Erin dearest, I'm going to do the same questionnaire you did with LynetteJoselly.com 2012.  So I'm slow, OK?

Q:  Tell us about the VS very sexy tour.
A:  I'm too lazy to tour.

Q:  Describe yourself in 3 words.
A:  Unknown, Vague, Islam.

Q:  A message to upcoming models.
A:  Be cautious in love.

Q:  Are you a sporty or a girly-girl?
A:  Girly-girl.

Q:  Tell us about the Very Sexy Spring 2012 collection.
A:  You should ask Erin that.

Q:  When do you feel the most sexy?
A:  15 minutes after I wake up in the morning.

Q:  What is your favorite exercise?
A:  Chopping trees, as long as it falls in the right direction.

Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.