In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I'm pleased to announce that the search results for your videos have at least tripled since last week. This is good news because it's not Google. The bad news is that some of them are misleading. Well, you know what I mean. It's like you're playing ice hockey.
That's just the Internet. It's become obvious that more and more people are smelling the money. Suddenly you're not in too big of a hurry to get married, huh? Well, take your time. Make lots of money for yourselves, please. It does not reflect well on your reputation and your destiny that you lag behind, but I forgive you. What I care about is your chastity, and your Islam. Don't be extremists, just maintain your prayers with sincerity, and do the best you can with the situation that Allah has given you. This is what will matter to me when my time comes, rather when the money comes to me inshaAllah. Then I will build your house.
I want you to know that you are loved, and I am here for you, and faithful inshaAllah. So hang in there. No matter what some people may say or do, you are loved, you are loved. I will not abandon you, inshaAllah. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
Sunday, November 23, 2014
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Letter to Julia 20141119
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
There's a cat show in town! Yes, even out here in the sticks, there's a cat show. It's actually quite popular, and they've been having the event annually for quite a while already. No, I'm not participating. I just love my cats, that's all.
Have I introduced you to my kittens? The leader is clearly Bob Cat. He's mouse colored, with stripes on the legs. He's long, slender, and very fast. He is the closest in looks to the father. If a cat could be macho and gallant, then that's Bob Cat.
The other boy is Bat Cat, a black and white cat with cute little black spots on his hind legs. He's also the most intelligent, but he uses his brains to plot some new naughtiness. He's also full of innuendo, which his mother dislikes. I've seen her give him a slap just for the way he looked at her.
------- looks just like Mama Cat Floofy al-Ramadan who is a white and blonde calico, except that she has a stubby tail. She can be very aggressive, especially about her food. She's always the first to punch and box the others over some cat food. I've learned to keep my hand far away from her when putting down the cat food.
At first I thought ---- was a calico/tortoiseshell, but when I looked up Google images, she's closest to an American shorthair with a white underbelly and legs. She's also the athlete of the bunch, and can jump and scale great heights.
Lastly, ---- is a white and grey calico. She's a dainty little thing, the waif girl if you will. She's also the softest, with the sweetest personality. None of my kittens purr for me, but she once gave a short purr when I told her I would give her some extra food. Why won't they purr for me? I guess I'm technically their mother's human, not theirs.
P.S. Julia and Erin, I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
There's a cat show in town! Yes, even out here in the sticks, there's a cat show. It's actually quite popular, and they've been having the event annually for quite a while already. No, I'm not participating. I just love my cats, that's all.
Have I introduced you to my kittens? The leader is clearly Bob Cat. He's mouse colored, with stripes on the legs. He's long, slender, and very fast. He is the closest in looks to the father. If a cat could be macho and gallant, then that's Bob Cat.
The other boy is Bat Cat, a black and white cat with cute little black spots on his hind legs. He's also the most intelligent, but he uses his brains to plot some new naughtiness. He's also full of innuendo, which his mother dislikes. I've seen her give him a slap just for the way he looked at her.
------- looks just like Mama Cat Floofy al-Ramadan who is a white and blonde calico, except that she has a stubby tail. She can be very aggressive, especially about her food. She's always the first to punch and box the others over some cat food. I've learned to keep my hand far away from her when putting down the cat food.
At first I thought ---- was a calico/tortoiseshell, but when I looked up Google images, she's closest to an American shorthair with a white underbelly and legs. She's also the athlete of the bunch, and can jump and scale great heights.
Lastly, ---- is a white and grey calico. She's a dainty little thing, the waif girl if you will. She's also the softest, with the sweetest personality. None of my kittens purr for me, but she once gave a short purr when I told her I would give her some extra food. Why won't they purr for me? I guess I'm technically their mother's human, not theirs.
P.S. Julia and Erin, I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
Qur'an 20141119
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
18. And if you reject, so did generations before you. And the duty of the messenger is only to preach publicly.
19. See they not how Allah originates creation, then repeats it: truly that is easy for Allah.
20. Say, "Travel through the earth and see how Allah did originate creation, so will Allah produce a later creation, for Allah has power over all things."
The Spider 29:18-20
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Travel through the earth and see how Allah did originate creation, so will Allah produce a later creation, for Allah has power over all things.
18. And if you reject, so did generations before you. And the duty of the messenger is only to preach publicly.
19. See they not how Allah originates creation, then repeats it: truly that is easy for Allah.
20. Say, "Travel through the earth and see how Allah did originate creation, so will Allah produce a later creation, for Allah has power over all things."
The Spider 29:18-20
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Travel through the earth and see how Allah did originate creation, so will Allah produce a later creation, for Allah has power over all things.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Letter to Julia 20141118
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Life is not supposed to be easy. It's not supposed to be fair, it's not supposed to be perfect. You know this. One thing is for certain, is that Allah will test your faith. It is up to you to be patient and persevering, for if you despair, it means you never had any faith to begin with. I can tell you that Allah has granted you great beauty. I can see this. You have what most other women desire, so give thanks to Allah. You also have what most men crave, so please take appropriate behavior to protect yourselves. When we are married inshaAllah, I will help to protect you, but until then please take loving care of yourselves.
I want to remind you that it is very lonely at the top. Very, very few people will understand your problems. But you are at the top. So accept your fate, and deal with it. This is a spiritual game you're playing now, so be aware of it. Don't let people sway you, and they will always try. They may claim that they will bear your faults, but they can't. You are in spiritual reality now: you are responsible for your own soul. With Allah as my Witness, I am with you, and I am faithful. So please be patient, and pray. Put your trust in Allah, be vigilant, and do the best you can. Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
Urgh... I was impatient with my fried calamari, but I was hungry. I had too little oil, and too much calamari. It didn't matter that the oil was super hot. It didn't turn out perfect. A combination of eating too much and imperfection. Next time, I'll be more patient. Urgh again.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Letter to Julia 20141116
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my beautiful Julia and Erin! How are you feeling today, my dearest wives? I pray that you are feeling great, and having a great time. I've been staying at home most of the time, because I had to stay within my budget. My bamboo shoots stew turned out quite well. I flavored it with salted fish and anchovy bouillon, then added onions, garlic, seaweed, a pinch of rice, julienned kaffir lime shoots, and some krill. It must be somewhat OK, because it earned me "A Snort and a Scowl" award from my mother, the most competitive cook on the planet. I love you, Mom!
Hey Erin, don't stand so close to that guy. You don't have to be so close to him to fit into the picture. You know as well as I do that even normal lens have a fairly wide view, that you can be about a yard away from him. Even in the middle of a dense crowd. I want you to start carrying an umbrella with you, so you can be at least an umbrella's length away from strange guys. It would also be handy to whack people with, if the need arises. When we marry inshaAllah, I intend to keep you and Julia with me at all times. If I have to go pray at the mosque, you will be coming with me. I might even take you with me to throw out the garbage.
On a more serious note, I want to remind you that we are a Muslim family. So please do not give your endorsement to enemies of God (atheists, pagans, satanists, etc). Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
Qur'an 20141116
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
84. If any do good, the reward to him is better than his deed, but if any do evil, the doers of evil are only punished of their deeds.
85. Verily God Who ordained the Qur'an for you, will bring you back to the Place of Return. Say, "My Lord knows best who it is that brings true guidance, and who is in manifest error."
86. And you did not expect that the Book would be sent to you except as a Mercy from your Lord. Therefore, lend not your support in any way to those who reject.
The Narrations 28:84-86
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My Lord knows best who it is that brings true guidance, and who is in manifest error.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Letter to Julia 20141113
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Ach! I'm sorry my writings have been sparse as of late, but I'm afraid I'm flat broke right now. Kitten overruns. It can't be helped, because these kittens are celebrities, so I have to treat them as best as I can. They're so beautiful, Julia, Erin. Especially when they look up at you all together. Assorted kittens of different flavors. Truly I am a sucker for beauty. So I'm kind of paralyzed until the 21st, when I can start spending again. I'm going to have to drop a bunch of coins at the Internet cafe. Even so, not much. Please forgive me.
I still have a lot of steak left over fromt the last Eid, and beef goes a long way. Plus I have a sack of onions, some eggs and flour, so for dinner tonight is steak, egg and sauteed onion burritos. Big fat ones. I fried up the onions in last night's pizza sauce, so the onions carry most of the flavor, so I don't need mayo or hot sauce or anything like that. I do have a lot of bamboo shoots, so I'm going to have to eat that. I have one last block of noodles and after that, I'm going to have to make my own noodles. There's nothing all that special about home made noodles. Noodles are noodles. Fresh noodles have to be used immediately.
Hey I hope you are having a great time, and feeling great. I look forward to seeing you, and how beautiful you are. Please take good, loving care of yourselves. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
Ach! I'm sorry my writings have been sparse as of late, but I'm afraid I'm flat broke right now. Kitten overruns. It can't be helped, because these kittens are celebrities, so I have to treat them as best as I can. They're so beautiful, Julia, Erin. Especially when they look up at you all together. Assorted kittens of different flavors. Truly I am a sucker for beauty. So I'm kind of paralyzed until the 21st, when I can start spending again. I'm going to have to drop a bunch of coins at the Internet cafe. Even so, not much. Please forgive me.
I still have a lot of steak left over fromt the last Eid, and beef goes a long way. Plus I have a sack of onions, some eggs and flour, so for dinner tonight is steak, egg and sauteed onion burritos. Big fat ones. I fried up the onions in last night's pizza sauce, so the onions carry most of the flavor, so I don't need mayo or hot sauce or anything like that. I do have a lot of bamboo shoots, so I'm going to have to eat that. I have one last block of noodles and after that, I'm going to have to make my own noodles. There's nothing all that special about home made noodles. Noodles are noodles. Fresh noodles have to be used immediately.
Hey I hope you are having a great time, and feeling great. I look forward to seeing you, and how beautiful you are. Please take good, loving care of yourselves. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
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