Rice and eggs

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  I hope everything is well with you over there.  Please keep safe and healthy.  It's Malaysia's National Day today, so it's a public holiday, and Happy Birthday at that.  I stayed home all day.  I tried to go to the mosque in the afternoon but it was too gloomy.  Even when the clouds went away later, I just closed shop and stayed out of sight.  I'm probably bumming out that you're mad at me.  I don't think it's my fault.  I don't hang out with anybody, I don't communicate with anyone but you.  I don't even answer my phone.

I had rice and eggs for lunch.  Yeah I could have made something else, but all I wanted was rice and eggs.  Rice and eggs is actually good for me, and the eggs were perfectly done today.  Rare for me, because I'm weak with sunny side up eggs.  For dinner, I made fried rice vermicelli with chicken.  I don't make that very often.  But it turned out a success, alhamdulillah.  The cats loved it.

Mary's outfit is:

Alli&Ali Designs Jasmine Long Hair

ADN GAIANE dress

Chop Zuey Katsumi - Necklace

R.icielli - IRNA High Heels

Stuff

 

Hi Natty!  Honey, that's a serious face.  I hope you're not mad at me.  Those eyes say you're tired of waiting.  I can't blame you, but please don't go.  Ours is not a normal union or situation.  Please be patient with me.  I don't want any other girl but you.  I don't do much of anything but keep to myself and keep working until Allah grants me the means to marry you.  People know that I won't abandon you, so they make you abandon me.

I took my mother to the hairdresser this evening.  On the way home, I stopped by the supermarket to buy some stuff.  Cat food and toilet paper.  It's just stuff, nothing to think too much about.  When it runs out, I have to get more.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

109.  They swear their strongest oaths by Allah, that if a sign came to them, by it they would believe.  Say, "Certainly signs are in the power of Allah: but what will make you realize that if signs came, they will not believe?"

The Cattle 6:109

Mary's outfit is:

:: Miss Canning :: [ Sugar Hair ]

::MA:: FIONA #TMP Knee Boots

Limited Addiction - Miley Dress

REED - Hally Necklace

Alpha Beta

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling, Honey?  Aw don't you worry about a thing, my beautiful love.  Everything will work out great for you and me inshaAllah.  Please be patient and pray.  Keep safe and healthy for us.  Isn't that a great cat video?  It's the essence of a group of cats: pure chaos!  I have 7 cats, I know!  Adolf is doing much better now, he can pee at will.  He's always in a good mood when he's healthy, and he's such a proud boy.  I'm so proud of my boy.

It's been tough staying logged in to Second Life lately.  My spies tell me that some ugly old women are jealous of Mary's beauty, and have been interfering with her avatar.  Ha!  Did you think I was the only one being spied on?  Did you think I was the only one who has to put up with traitors?  The last hour of today's set went smoothly though.  With the help of Allah, of course.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

36.  Those to whom We have given the Book rejoice at what has been revealed to you, but there are among the clans those who reject a part thereof.  Say, "I am commanded to worship Allah and not to join partners with God.  Unto God do I call and unto God is my return."

The Thunder 13:36

Mary's outfit is:

* 0 Style *chocolat* hair

Dellybeams Chocolate Turquoise Cluster Necklace

Pure Poison - Elia Dress

Pure Poison - Shira Sandals

Business as usual

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  Are you keeping your chin clean?  Clean chin, clean money!  It's business as usual here on this Monday.  I went downtown in the morning to get my parents' meds and pay my utility bills.  I thought I didn't have much money left but after counting, I could afford fried chicken from the night market for dinner.  Is that the way of God, just enough?  No, God gives plenty to whom God chooses, and plenty is a trial.  Anyway, please keep safe and healthy OK!  I love you!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

50.  Say, "Be you stones or iron,"

52.  Or created matter which in your minds is hardest.  Then will they say, "Who will cause us to return?" Say, "God Who created you first!" Then will they wag their tongues towards you and say, "When will that be?" Say, "Maybe it will be quite soon!"

The Night Journey 17:51-52

Mary's outfit is:

Chop Zuey Le Petit Fleur Necklace

Alli&Ali Designs Judy Hair

[hh] Daniella Dress

-KC- NENYA HEELS

The love scam

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  Not too worried, I hope.  God commands "patience".  So have fun being a beautiful supermodel.  I love you, Natty.  I've chosen you as my wife, and I will stick to my decision inshaAllah.  Please keep safe and healthy for us, OK!

Asia is a pretty crowded place, and lots of people live here.  India a billion, China a billion, and so on.  There are some people pretending to be me, sending gifts like a box of sweets or something to plain girls, with a message saying something like "I love you, come to me".  So these girls spend their life savings flying over here, expecting me to marry them or something.  It's a scam, folks.  I'm marrying Natty.  Inshallah. 

Mary's outfit is:

:: D!vine Style :: Simona outfit

Alli&Ali Designs Scarlett Hair

*Miroku* Sakura Earrings

R.icielli - ELSA High Heels

Spaghetti again

 

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Thank you for your love!  I love you with all of my heart!  I hope you are keeping safe and healthy over there.  Do you like the video above?  It's OK I guess, I got it when I searched for "spaghetti again".  Yeah, I had spaghetti again.  I like spaghetti.  The current tomato sauce is a winner, alhamdulillah.  My cats love my spaghetti, except Jane.  She just wants a plain noodle or two.  Adolf loves spaghetti, and I gave him some but I made sure there was no meat.  I love my 7 kitties!  Gunhilde in particular was being so cute today.  You know her, she's the girl with the Nietzsche moustache.  I found her in front of my TV this morning, watching "The Devil Wears Prada".  Then she quarreled with her brothers and ran and hid under the washer.  I don't know any humans who are like her.  Do you?  Female, very cute, very intelligent, quarrelsome and a complete snob.

Mary's outfit is:

!!BH!!Moira's sling back pumps v13

Alli&Ali Designs Stacey Hair

MV Apparel Bella Gown Pink

FINESMITH MANGO Necklace diamond

Salt the leeches

Hi Natty!  How you doin', Mrs Global?  I hope everything is A OK with you over there, and you are having tons of fun.  Please do keep safe and healthy, because I love you.

Today is Friday.  It's laundry day for me.  While the wash was going, Anna pointed out a leech wriggling on the floor in the kitchen.  Leeches are common here in the tropics, but it hasn't been raining so to encounter one is out of the ordinary.  What, she thinks I'm a leech?  They're the leeches!  Right, folks?  Tell them that!  I like to sprinkle salt on leeches to do away with them.  Salt sucks the moisture out and shrivels them up.

Mary's outfit is:

Amy White and Pink Panties by INSOLENCE

Blueberry - Bow Slippers

Lara AC Zawja Hair

[7/11] Diamond Necklace

{Le'La} Ginsi Gown

The September issue

 

Hi Natty!  What are you looking at, Honey?  You looking at me?  I'm looking at you!   I hope all this business isn't making you too serious.  I'm not making any money, so I don't have the same emotional attachment to it as others.  I guess that's why I fuck around with it.  Honey, please keep safe and healthy.

Mary's outfit is:

Alli&Ali Designs Sonera Hair

Dellybeams Chocolate Turquoise Cluster Necklace

LEGENDAIRE DONATELLA GOWN

R.icielli - MELVA High Heels

I guess I will begin reviewing the Fall 2023 Ready-to-wear collections beginning September 1.  No, I don't have a September issue.  I received an email from Anna Wintour herself telling me to subscribe to Vogue.  Spam?  Maybe.  I replied that I would love a subscription to Vogue, but I can't afford it.  But she could send me a free subscription if she wanted.  I'm sure Vogue already has my mailing address.  Otherwise they wouldn't be worthy of being regarded as modern mass media.

Here are the contestants for the Fall 2023 Ready-to-wear collection competition.  If you're not listed here, then bitch about it to Anna.  I count 202 designers.

A

A.P.C.

A.W.A.K.E. MODE

Acne Studios

AG

AGL

Akris

Alessandra Rich

Alexander McQueen

Alexandre Vauthier

Alexis Mabille

Alyx

Andreadamo

Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood

Andrew Gn

Ann Demeulemeester

Anna October

Anonlychild

Anrealage

Anteprima

Armarium

Arthur Arbesser

Ashish

Aspesi

Atlein

ATXV

Autumn Adeigbo

Avavav

AZ Factory

B

Balenciaga

Bally

Balmain

Barbara Tfank

Bevza

Blumarine

Bottega Veneta

Bronx and Banco

C

Calvin Luo

Caroline Hu

Cecilie Bahnsen

CFCL

Chanel

Chloé

Christian Dior

Comme des Garçons

Cong Tri

Coperni

Cormio

Courrèges

Cult Gaia

D

Daniel W. Fletcher

Danielle Frankel

Diane von Furstenberg

Dolce & Gabbana

Dries Van Noten

Dundas

Duran Lantink

E

Elie Saab

Emporio Armani

ERL

Ermanno Scervino

Ester Manas

European Culture

F

Fashion Institute of Technology

Fear of God

Ferragamo

Ferrari

For Restless Sleepers

G

Gauchere

GCDS

Genny

Giambattista Valli

Giorgio Armani

Givenchy

GmbH

Gucci

H

H&M Studio

Heliot Emil

Hermès

Hodakova

Hope For Flowers

HUI

I

Institut Français de la Mode

Iro

Isabel Marant

Issey Miyake

J

Jacquemus

Jenny Packham

Jil Sander

Johanna Ortiz

Jonathan Cohen

Junya Watanabe

K

K Krizia

Kenneth Ize

Kiko Kostadinov

Kith

Kitx

Koché

Krizia

L

La DoubleJ

Lanvin

Loewe

Longchamp

Lorena Antoniazzi

Loro Piana

Louis Vuitton

Luisa Beccaria

Lutz Huelle

M

Maje

Mame Kurogouchi

Marc Jacobs

Margaret Howell

Marques’Almeida

Maryam Nassir Zadeh

Max Mara

Max Mara Atelier

Melitta Baumeister

Meryll Rogge

Mira Mikati

Missoni

Miu Miu

MM6 Maison Margiela

Monse

Moschino

Mossi

MSGM

N

Nanushka

Nehera

Niccolò Pasqualetti

Nili Lotan

Nina Ricci

Noir Kei Ninomiya

O

Off-White

Ottolinger

P

Palm Angels

Paolina Russo

Parsons BFA

Paul Smith

Paula Canovas Del Vas

Peter Do

Philipp Plein

Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini

Polo Ralph Lauren

Ports 1961

Prada

Pratt Institute

Q

Quira

R

Rabanne

Rachel Comey

Ralph Lauren

Rave Review

Rejina Pyo

Renaissance Renaissance

Rev

Rick Owens

Rochas

Róisín Pierce

Rokh

Roland Mouret

Romance Was Born

RTA

Rue Agthonis

S

Sacai

Saint Laurent

Sara Battaglia

Schiaparelli

Self-Portrait

Shang Xia

Shuting Qiu

Sid Neigum

Simon Miller

Sportmax

Stella Jean

Stella McCartney

Sunnei

T

Temperley London

The Attico

The Elder Statesman

Thebe Magugu

Tod’s

Tokyo James

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

Tomo Koizumi

Trussardi

U

Uma Wang

Undercover

V

Valentino

Vaquera

Versace

Victoria Beckham

Vivetta

Vivienne Westwood

W

We11done

Willie Norris for Outlier

X

Xuly.Bët

Y

Y/Project

Yeohlee

Yohji Yamamoto

Z

Zimmermann

Zuhair Murad

And the winner of the FALL 2023 COUTURE collection competition is...

 

Hi Natty!  How's business today?  Making the big bucks?  Get it while you can, Honey!  Spending the big bucks?  I'd like to do that!  Keep safe and healthy in your transactions, my love.

I would like to thank Balenciaga for surprising me, by being elegant instead of trashy and "derelicte".

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

19.  Say, "What thing is most weighty in evidence?" Say, "Allah is witness between me and you; this Qur'an has been revealed to me by inspiration, that I may warn you and all whom it reaches.  Can you possibly bear witness that besides Allah there is another god?" Say, "No!  I cannot bear witness!" Say, "But in truth God is the One God, and I truly am innocent of joining others with God."

The Cattle 6:19

59.  Say, "Praise be to Allah and peace on God's servants whom God has chosen.  Who's better?  Allah or the false gods they associate?"

The Ants 27:59

Mary's outfit is:

Alli&Ali Designs Debbie Hair

BM Jellby Sandal

Zuri Rayna~Poinsettia White/Gold Earrings

[MERCH] Bri Denim Shorts & tank