You are MY girl

Our love is a spiritual path, do you agree with me my beloved Natty?  I seem to have you become the rope of a tug of war between the world's two most populous religions, and it is all the more intense because you are beautiful and chaste.  Allah has made me a public figure and because of that, you are also a public figure, because you are me and together we are one.  I was busy with Erin when I first found you, but the Qur'an told me to start looking for other wives.  For that I am grateful, and this is my spiritual path.  Don't worry about the responsibility, my love.  Just follow my lead, and I will take the responsibility: if the people need someone to blame, then they can blame me.  I will take you as my wife inshaAllah, and you will join a Muslim family.  It will be my job to provide for you and our family, to give you a house and pay for your expenses.  You will stay here with me as I fulfill my mission here to please Allah with music, and maintain a tourist attraction.  We will raise our children as Muslims and while I am still alive, I will raise them to never abandon their mother as it is the way of Islam.  I promise to do my best to make you happy and happy with me, I pray that Allah bring us together quickly, guide and protect us and our family.  I love you.