My Dream Is Yours

Erin, is that you?  Wow.  The photo with the black jacket thingy and the plunging neckline.  I guess I've been looking at your breasts a lot lately, and get worrying about your comfort when the bras you were made to wear twist your boobs out of shape.  That purple polka dot bra looks comfortable, and it's flattering as well.  I guess your boobs look best when they are allowed to hang in their natural direction.  There is too much emphasis on cleavage nowadays.  Nice boobs look great regardless of cleavage, don't you agree?  If you want cleavage, go to Cleveland or something.  Oh, and I love that artsy photo of yours holding the stop sign, wearing that gothic red gown thingy.  I love photos like that.  You should do more like that.  NYC art scene and stuff.

Hi Natty honey!  Are you having a movie watching party?  I suggest you make it dinner and a movie, instead of just popcorn.  Do you have a favorite movie?  I do.  I could watch this movie over and over again until I die.  I even have in audio mp3: I can just listen to it, and watch the movie in my mind.  That's how many times I've watched this movie.  My most favorite movie of all time in all space is an old Doris Day movie from 1948, "My Dream Is Yours".  The computer wants you to watch this movie.  It might be a little hard to find, but I do believe Ted Turner has a copy.  Give him a call, and ask to buy a copy.  Or perhaps you can find a copy at the Warner Brothers studio.

Back then, the guys wore zoot suits and skirts were hemmed all below the knee.  Singers nowadays are expected to dress so slutty.  It's so handy to have an avatar, that I can wear the slutty dresses that come with my profession without having to look ridiculous.  If I wore this dress in real life, the hem would hike up to my navel and all people would see was my underwear!