Wednesday, July 19, 2017

The slutty outfit

Erin, I still can't view the tour of the ice cream factory that you did.  I click on it, and it closes my browser window.  I just assume you did that intentionally.  It must be awesome ice cream.

Hey Natty, how's my Rock and Roll Babe?  Please don't make a habit of walking around alone in the big city.  You have a high profile, y'know.

Aw Pina, don't feel so blue.  Things are looking up for you!  We are all waiting for something, and I am as lonely as you are.  Don't worry Sweetie, I need to be married and have kids, so I won't abandon you inshaAllah.

That pink outfit I wore today turned out to be rather slutty.  What makes a slutty outfit in modern fashion anyway?  It seems all so esoteric and run-of-the-mill.  I suppose if it generates sexual tension, then it's a slutty outfit.  Islamic dress code is pretty obvious, so the slutty outfit is not a blessing in that respect.  But since an avatar isn't real, I wasn't really wearing a slutty outfit.  Let's just make it an example for you ladies of what NOT to wear.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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