In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Julia, my beloved young bride! It's been a busy Friday for me, doing mundane things. I started the morning growling and swearing, though I normally don't bitch so much, because it took me forever to get out the door. I'm just not a morning person. Then, I was drowning in a sea of cats. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW etc. Since I can't go to town on Friday because of Friday prayer, I decided to do some house cleaning for my parents, so as to cut my Sunday workload in half, so as not to get a heart attack trying to get all the Sunday work done before voice training at 2pm. Why must I do voice training at the same time everyday, you may ask? Because I'm trying to create a tourist attraction, that's why. But I just can't hang with all the laundry and ironing. I hate laundry and ironing. It hurts my feet. Bat Cat hates my feet. He keeps attacking them, and I don't blame him. My feet are trashed. What to eat? Leftovers, which I usually have plenty of, because I always cook for us, because I love you. It's been a busy Friday, just doing stuff. I just finished mending my pants. That's another thing I'm bad at, besides house cleaning, laundry, and ironing, is sewing. I can't hold a needle and thread without tensing up. I'm afraid you rule the rag trade in the family, my dearest Julia.
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