Letter to Julia 20111009

Yeah, I would LOVE to see you in a nice business suit. The problem is, then I would want to show you off when it is necessary for you to hide your beauty because there are too many jealous people out there who would want to try and harm you because you are so beautiful, so you would have to wear a suit that's modest and understated in public. Therefore, you would wear the sexy suits (you know, the ones with short skirts, or the jacket and dress... aaaaaaaa!) in the bedroom where I can play business with you, but it would be inconvenient to have to wear a suit to bed. Think of the dry cleaning bill! Yet another expense! I hope someone is keeping an estimated expense ledger. I feel sorry for you that you go through so much trouble just for being so beautiful, but I also feel sorry for myself that I have to wait in order to snuggle with you while you wear a sexy suit.