I want one

 

Imagine it amplified through a Marshall stack... The pickup would have to be on the resonator not the strings.  This girl is an expert player, though.  I on the other hand would create a complete disaster...

It takes two

 

I did my taxes last night.  It wasn't hard: I'm not allowed to ask the humans for money, so the income for Shadowplay is 0.  Yours is different, so make sure you are current with the taxman because you are definitely being watched.  Tax years move faster than regular years!  Make sure you personally inspect your accounting, it doesn't matter who you trust it with.

Like I said to my 2 squabbling cats this morning, "She didn't take away your chicken: I did.  And it wasn't your chicken to begin with".

James Bond

 

Lucky bloody you!  So who do you think will be the next James Bond?

Aw kitty

 

I love my kitties so much!  I'm totally a cat lady, and I don't care what people think about me.  Ya Allah, thank You for allowing me to keep my cats, and keeping them safe and healthy.  But what if they grew huge?  Oh no, I wouldn't be able to afford the kitty litter!  And cooking dinner would be a race for survival...

Fred

 

Rust

 

Last week El Troompo said the US would do something about the Palestinians starving in Gaza but I haven't seen nor heard anything positive from his camp since, so it's a good thing the dead have no need to wait.  Aw, who can blame the poor guy if he doesn't have the balls to stand up to the Mob?  He can't even deport them!  The Jewish and Italian mob have had their claws in US politics ever since JFK got elected.  Now they have their own country Israel, so who's to say what they do is illegal?

Just let the Mob do whatever they want, huh.  Have them crown an emperor!

Of course it's real

 

Is Mary Unknown7 an AI singer?  Yeah!  Sure!

By the way, I gave you a homework assignment one month ago to upstage Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan on the Internet.  You didn't even try, right?  This is probably why people think that men make better guitarists.  It's called "being aggressive".