Sunday, May 4, 2025

The Brits

 



I want to remind you to please not schedule conflicting gigs to your stream with Mary.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Everything is a blessing

 

So I guess it's a good thing the donation money got annexed, otherwise I wouldn't have discovered it was a setup for me to marry someone I don't want.  STOP MAKING THE DONATION.  You're not scoring any points with Allah because you're not sincere, and you're definitely not scoring any points with me because I didn't get any of the money.

Friday, May 2, 2025

Thursday, May 1, 2025

London

 

Ah, it's about time you got yourself to Jolly Old England!  Wot wot?  Would you like a cup of tea?  I used to live on Ifield road in London, which you can see in the video above.  I was very small.

Mary has a huge fan base in Britain inshaAllah, so please make sure you stream when you're there.   According to my calculations, she streams at 7 am.  Make sure to advertise your show.  The Brits have been rather explosive lately, so prepare for excitement!  Stay safe, Honey.

The Qur'an told me that the donation is not sincere, otherwise I would have received it regardless.  I'm sorry, but I have already chosen a wife.  I have lost the desire for more than one wife, and I have already put down an immense dowry.






Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Malaysia Chinese school girls

 

Malaysia is a multicultural country similar to USA, but with an Asian flavor.


Tuesday, April 29, 2025

I got the blues about the blues... again

 

Oh, you had some trouble there at the blues festival.  Your microphone got shut off.  You dressed like you were expecting trouble.  Do you think they did it on purpose?

Perhaps.  Any blues circle makes life hard for "outsiders".  It might even be sexism.  What baffles me is why you care so much about them.  I'm sure most of those ugly men would rather be a beautiful woman who has money to spend.  Why would you allow yourself to get dragged down to their level?  You can play the blues anywhere for people who appreciate you.  Don't expect everyone to love you.  Don't expect everyone to respect you.  You can't force them, either.  You would get better results by producing a great blues album over trying to get the blues greats to sing your praises, being part of the "gang".

By the way, a Pignose doesn't have tremolo nor reverb!

I haven't received any donations nor financial help since returning to Malaysia 17 years ago, I have to live on whatever money my 87 year old mother gives me.  If I had received the donation money, I would have paid the zakat on it.  I'm not going to proceed with Shadowplay's next album until I upgrade my musical and computer equipment. InshaAllah. In the meanwhile, I want to master the Qur'an.

Monday, April 28, 2025

Happy 1st Anniversary

 

So how has the past year been for you?  You're definitely wearing much nicer clothes!  Look how scruffy you were when I found you!  I kinda wish you would stay 17, but I'll take you as you are now.  Happy Anniversary, beautiful girl!