Look at me society

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Wherever you may be, I hope you are having a wonderful time.  You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me, and I love you with all my heart.

Why are birds prettier than humans?  Yeah vultures aren't pretty but for the most part, birds are prettier than humans.  Come to think of it, cats are prettier than humans too.

How to toss a pizza

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Now keep heart, Honey.  Have faith in God and our love.  Sure it's crazy out there but don't you worry about a thing, because everything will work out fabulously for us inshaAllah.  Just enjoy the ride, and make some big bucks along the way.  Don't get greedy though!

I've been into tortillas lately, and I find myself tossing the dough like pizza.  Beats using a rolling pin.

Is it real?

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  What!  I'm the Fashion King?  Alhamdulillah!  Glory to Allah!  That makes you the Fashion Queen, Natty.  Please be modest, and don't get greedy.  You can be my kitty too, Anna Wintour.  Go sit on the throne, and I will pet you.  No heavy petting!

That video above is very interesting, and I have experienced similar events more frequently than you might think.  Let's go with logic.  First, the video is fake.  Second, the sports event is rigged.  Next, the person who posted the message got excited and correct.  Beyond logic is a time warp.  The Qur'an speaks a few times about time warps.  And why not?  Time change is used often in music.  The more we know, the less we know.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

77.  Have you not turned your vision to those who were told to hold back their hands but establish regular prayers and spend in regular charity?  When the order for fighting was issued to them, behold!  A section of them feared men as or even more than they should have feared Allah.  They said, "Our Lord!  Why have You ordered us to fight?  Would You not grant us respite to our term near?"  Say, "Short is the enjoyment of this world.  The hereafter is the best for those who do right.  Never will you be dealt with unjustly in the very least!"

The Women 4:77

Fashion!

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Don't lose your modesty, Honey.  Don't get greedy.  I haven't blogged about fashion for a long time.  I guess they shouldn't have shut me out while I had the momentum, now I'm occupied with other things.  They're probably holding my girl hostage, that's why she doesn't talk to me.  I did receive another email from Anna Wintour herself, and again I thought it was spam so I deleted it.  It was an invitation to Vogue World Paris.  I told her I couldn't make it but I would watch the show if she lets me.  She needs to remind me, though.

Anyway, on to outfits.  I suppose you could wear both outfits to a dance club, or to Vogue World even.  The baby outfit is what I would describe as "eccentric celebrity" getup.  Or just plain weird.  The world is a stage!  The outfit below is OK, leaning towards boring.  And yes, if you're going to a dance club then you should dress like a slut.  Otherwise, just ask your parents to find you a mate.  And if you expected all people on the Internet to treat you with respect, then you're just plain stupid.

But you can impregnate!

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  If you folks are wondering why the locals don't help me, it's because I don't marry their women.  This is not a blessing.  It wouldn't be a blessing whether I did or didn't do what they want.  They fail to understand the nature of my work and only see the Dunia.  First of all, I have very little lust left.  Isn't that obvious?  Just leave me to marry who I want.  You would be more upset if I married your daughter then never touch her.  Another thing is that I know what will happen to you Natalie, if I took another wife.  I didn't want to bring this up, but it looks like I'm forced to.  If I took another wife, it would destroy your work.  It would be like cutting off your arms and legs.

Damon Imani does some great montages.  I was taken by his skit on the WEF.  I appreciate the comedy, but I really thought he had the balls to fight the "rent-to-live" globalist economy and not be just another spineless comedian.  The subscription model is interest upon interest rearranged, and is especially evil when applied to farming.  As for Dylan, I find myself agreeing that he's an actor capitalizing on current trends.  But I'm sure there are many girls out there who want his seed.

The drug is the antidote

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  I saw a flyer downtown for the sale of the land where I will build your house inshaAllah for 120k.  I am not allowed to profiteer off the Qur'an and the music thereof.  I suppose people view that with contempt enough to evict me, but I know that it is the greatest honor even though my heart is consumed with unhappiness.  All I can do is keep at it from day to day even though I can't make money from it, and pray that Allah will help me.

You can't get high when you're dead.  Thus the drug is the antidote, and the antidote is the drug.

Death of the city

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Aren't you going to wish me Happy Birthday?  Aren't you grateful I survived?  The taxman wished me Happy Birthday.  My Dad gave me 10 bucks.  

Don't think too much about it, folks.  I was boiling chicken livers and gizzards for the cats this morning.  I had the fire at full blast, but Lookie still went up there, stuck her paw into the boiling water and pulled out a steaming hot liver.  Greed!  Yeah I was standing right there, watching and gaping.  The liver wasn't done yet so I put it back in the pot, and she stuck a claw in my middle finger.  What am I gonna do, huh?  She's my kitty, and I have to love her anyway.  Later I gave her a chunk of liver, she didn't know what to do with it.  She just looked up at me.  I pointed to the food, then she ate it.

San Francisco used to be so beautiful.  Now it looks like a moat filled with gators to protect the castles of the wealthy.  Say... that's a clever idea.  Evil but clever.  Is that the same plan they have for all those migrants they're sending to the big cities, but instead of drugs it's food?  That means they need those migrants!  That also means it doesn't matter who you vote for!