Friday, January 12, 2024

The big dogs are coming to town

 
Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Your presence is certainly a gift.  Thank you for your love.  I love you too!  Please keep safe and healthy, and have tons of fun!





Thursday, January 11, 2024

Mary Unknown7, her voice, image and likenesses are trademarks of Shadowplay, a registered business of Malaysia (RA 0021863-H)

 
Hi Natty!  How you doing, Honey?  Being an upstanding member of your society, I expect.  Please don't prefer unbelievers for friends and protectors over believers.  I'm not doing much, just chilling.  You keep safe and healthy now.




Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Movie night

 
Hi Natty!  Oh yes, that was an awesome photo shoot in Vancouver.  You came up with some fabulous pictures, and you are absolutely beautiful.  I love you with all my heart.  I hope you are having tons of fun, and keeping safe and healthy.

Anyway, it's movie night!  Please watch a movie with me.  "Die Another Day" (2002).  Oh, that's the year AndrĂ© died.  I'm still alive, alhamdulillah.  I saw this movie at the theater when it came out.  I also have this movie in my collection, so I was able to skip the opening credits.  Yeah, Bond had gone major label by this time.  And major label is more about connections than music.  It's not even about materialism: that's just a tool.  I'm not major label, so Shadowplay may never be in a Bond movie.  Intriguing, huh!  Do I want to work with them?  Nah!  Forget it!  Let them worship Allah.  Or let them have Madonna sing every theme from now on, I'm sure that's what people want to look at.  You could write a few Bond movies about my music business lol.  My favorite part of this movie is obviously the sword fight.  Gustav Graves is a great baddie, but a bit too young.  The best Bond villains are ugly old men.  People we love to hate.  Come on, people!  You have so many to choose from!  Look at the politicians and the wealthy!  Bond movies just don't have any balls anymore.



Tuesday, January 9, 2024

No farmers no food

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

No farmers no food, and that's only one aspect of it.  Food shortage is imminent.  Protect the food supply chain now.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

50.  Say, "Explain to me if there came to you the Wrath of God by night or day, which punishment is asked to be hastened by the sinners?"

Jonah 10:50



Monday, January 8, 2024

James Bond

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

So who's going to be the next James Bond?  I sure hope they don't mess with his character: he's meant to be a callous womanizer.  So what if people hate that?  Make them love to hate it.  I repeat: MAKE THEM LOVE TO HATE IT.  The last real man on earth.  As for old versus new movies, there are good and bad on both sides.  The old movies did have the advantage of a smaller budget, so they were forced to focus on human details like story, situation, and character.  I suppose you could credit Ian Fleming for that.  But if he were alive today, he probably wouldn't know how to use a cell phone.  Anyway, here are a few of my favorite Bond moments:










Sunday, January 7, 2024

What the hell do I do with this?

 
Hi Natty?  How are you feeling, Honey?  I'm guessing the holidays were hell on the hormones.  Where are you now?  Are you in New York?  Please don't forget to talk to me, because I love you.  It's about a 3 day window before I need a Natty fix.  Today is day 3.  You don't have to do a photo shoot, just email me.  What a life, huh!  Don't look back, Natty.  It's the other wife who looks back, not you.  Please keep safe and healthy.

I was at the Chinese grocery store the other day to get some peanuts, and I saw pistachios going for cheap so I bought half a kilo.  But they weren't pistachios: they were gingko nuts.  What do I do with these?  They either have a meaty flavor to them, or they taste like chestnuts.  I hate chestnuts, but the meaty flavor has potential.  So I roasted the lot to no effect.  The dried up ones could use salt, so I shelled them all last night while watching TV in order to roast them again in oil and salt.  That took me 2 hours and hurt my thumbnail.  Was it worth it?  Probably not.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

84.  Say, "We believe in Allah and in what has been revealed to us and what was revealed to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob and the tribes, and in given to Moses, Jesus, and the prophets from their Lord.  We make no distinction between one and another among them, and to Allah do we bow our will."

The Family of Imran 3:84


Saturday, January 6, 2024

Size is the difference

 
Hi Natty!  How are you?  Did something spook you?  It was probably nothing.  It was probably just a social spook.  I've lived in the city: the solution is not to be seen.  Your profile has gotten bigger.  We all dream about the big life, but we don't know what it's like until we get there.  Know who you are: you are MY girl, and I love you with all my heart.  Don't you worry about a thing, my beautiful Honey.  Everything will work out fabulously for us inshaAllah.  At least YOU get to have money.  Keep safe and healthy OK!  Ya Allah, please protect my Natty.


There seems to be some sort of trend in Japan, where they serve large portions and people come in droves.  The food is nothing special.  The cook in the video is so small compared to the portions he serves and his patrons.  That might be a business edge: if you don't have anything special to offer, just serve large portions and charge more.  People will think it's delicious.  I couldn't finish watching the video.  I got full in less than halfway through.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

219.  They ask you concerning wine and gambling.  Say, "In them is great sin and some benefit for humans, but the sin is greater than the benefit."  They ask you how much they are to spend.  Say, "What is beyond your needs."  Thus does Allah make clear to you God's Signs, in order that you may consider.

The Heifer 2:219