Traveling all alone

Hi Natty!  How are you, my precious sweetheart?  Are you having tons of fun?  I sure hope you are not traveling all alone.  I assume you would have your twin brother accompany you.  I wish I could be with you in your adventures, but I have to work.  Please forgive me.  Give your brother my thanks, and I hope he is compensated for his service.  Natty, you are truly a princess of the world.  MY princess.  You are beautiful, and I love you.  Check out this video: doesn't Francine Patterson look familiar?

Please don't run away from me to raise gorillas!  I want you to marry me!  Instead of gorillas, let's raise children together!  😭

The kids that come here for school holidays usually have their parents drive them.  After all, they're just children.  Then there are some who travel all alone by way of bus, on meager savings, to find a reputable place to stay and a spot to listen.  They could have just listened over the Internet like the rest of the world, but they chose to come here alone and be part of the weather.  I want to say to these people, "Thank you, and I pray that Allah protects and rewards you, and that the local government protects you.  I hope I didn't disappoint you."

Tourist season

Hi there, my lovely Ladies!  How's business today?  I hope you are enjoying your work, staying fit, and keeping safe.  My wife is certainly a media darling.  Erin, I'm getting plastered with sports of all kinds.  I think Google is hinting that you should be an expert, or learned at least, in all sports.  No, not me.  I have no time for sports.  Dinner today was hot dogs and fries.  But instead of ketchup, I ate fresh tomatoes.  I can't dip my fries and hot dogs in them, but it's so much tastier and easier on the tummy.  Isn't that great?  Alhamdulillah.  It was cooler today, so I was able to sing much better.  Face it folks and please have some understanding, that singing is a physical labor and having the body be under stress produces meager results.

I forgot to mention that it's tourist season again.  If any of you folk out there are planning to vacation here and want to avoid the traffic, I suggest you avoid the peak seasons.  Which would be the 2 Eids, Christmas, Chinese New Year, and the 3 local school holidays.  Right now is the first of the 3 school holidays, which I guess would be similar to spring break in the USA.  Logically the peak is the beginning of the holiday, when people are busy commuting.  When it's the middle of the holiday period people have settled down, so it should be less congested.  Christmas happens in the last week of the 3rd school holidays, so commute is a nightmare then.  Commute is a nightmare at any of the peak periods, and a nightmare period since drivers here are crazy...

The Asian blonde

Hi Natty!  How's it going over there, my beautiful sweetheart?  I'm doing OK, just a bit woozy from the heat.  I hope you are having a grand old time riding the crazy carousel wherever you may be.  Please take care of your tummy, and please pray.  Did you bring your brother along with you on your wild adventure?  If you're in China, I have a feeling that your brother would really fall for Asian girls.  I've been watching a lot of these Asian pop videos, starting with C-Pop.  It's not genetically Asian to be blonde, but there are some blonde wannabes in these videos.  If you're over there, then my guess is that you are there because they are fascinated by your looks.  As well they should be, you are my Rock and Roll Princess!  Have tons of fun Precious, I love you.

Dance dance dance!

Hi there, my beloved Ladies!  How's business?  I hope all is well, and that you are having a great time and making lots of money for yourself.  Oh I'm in a bit of a hurry, so I have to blog and run.  Too much stuff to do!  Right now, I'v been checking out dancers on the Internet.  Strictly business.  Most of the stuff I find is like what's called a "shuffle" I think, that's what most of those girls seem to be doing, that's how they dance with rap music in particular.  It seemed familiar to me, it occurred to me that it's the same style of dance in that MC Hammer video.  That was in 1990!  So the young girls of today are doing a dance step that's almost 30 years old!

And they're so badly dressed too.  Yeah I know it's comfortable, but it's not pleasing to the eye.  I guess if you're drunk then that's different.  This is Stateside.  In Asia, the girls are dancing differently.  There's a little bit of "shuffle" but very little.  And they dress so much better.  Which makes me understand why K-Pop is so popular: it's so much more pleasing to the eye than what's going on in the USA.  At least they don't look like dancing cockroaches.  Well it's not much of a blessing to me either I guess, because I shouldn't be staring at dancing girls.  But that's business for you.  Another reason why it's great to have an avatar: I get to dress great, plus wear high heels and dance.  Right now I have to sift through C-Pop, J-Pop and K-Pop.  That's a lot of TV to watch.  I think it's time to pick up the guitar.

So hot!

Hi Natty!  Wassap, beautiful girl?  I hope you are having a blast of a fun time wherever you are right now, and that you get to warm your lovely bones in the sun, away from the cold and snow.  It should be springtime now though.  I sure could use some spring weather, it's been bloody hot here.  Some days are more bearable than others, I'll have to admit.  That's the Grace of Allah, granting me patience and strength because I loathe hot weather.  Alhamdulillah.

Lately my YouTube has been inundated with sports videos.  Hmmm... I wonder whose influence that could be...  😉  Erin, I'm not much of a sports fan, I'm sorry.  Maybe I'll watch some sports highlights, but I have no time to really be involved in sports.  You be the sports endorser of the family.  Just please be sure not to be wishy-washy about who(se wife inshaAllah) you are, and how you feel about any sports entity/product.  Be decisive and stick to your decisions.

I have such a sullen look on my face in these snapshots!  ✩B✩I✩T✩C✩H✩