We look like movie stars!

Hi Natty honey!  Yeah, that's the photo, of you in front of the "open" sign, where you look kind of like Axl Rose.  Except that you are beautiful, of course.  So is Milan going to be your next stop?  That's awesome.  I had given someone else the chance to take Milan, but that didn't work out.  So I guess it's become your area now, Natty.  Why is Milan so connected to us?  One word: pizza!  Yes... when you are in Milan, make sure you go to a restaurant and eat pizza.  Take a snapshot of yourself eating pizza in Milan, then post it.  And have your bosses dress you up like a movie star.

I look like a movie star!

Simplicity

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today, you beautiful young woman?  I hope you are having a great time, and tons of fun.  Don't forget to pray!  You know something, about that photo of yours in Elle with the headband, you kind of look like Axl Rose.  But beautiful, of course.  It's the headband, Honey.  So Paramount, huh?  Don't make a hustle to be in the movies, Natty.  Let it happen smoothly and naturally.  Be a model first, show the world how beautiful you are.  And you are very beautiful.  Relax, and have some fun with your success.  You are successful, Natty.  If you sometimes think to yourself "Is this it?", the answer is "Yes, it is".  This "it" is what most other people desire, and become envious of you because you have "it".  "It" will not get better, because life isn't perfect.  At least you don't have to put up with "it" and be flat broke.  So please be grateful to God for your success at such a young age.  Why don't you try the theater first?  Where you can dance and make friends, before you wring your heart in the movie business?  Let them come to you.

I watched "The Hot Chick" the other day.  One can get so much information by watching the credits.  This movie was produced in part by Rob Schneider, and Adam Sandler too.  It obviously is a vehicle for Rob Schneider, and I did laugh a couple of times.  But what I got from the movie is that this movie is a vehicle for Rob Schneider to flash his dick to a bunch of starlets, and the young girls would smile and nod and gesture on how awesome his dick is.  He does this a few times in the movie.  The moral is: try to be in movies you are happy with and proud of.  OK?

For dinner today, I has steamed rice with steak and my mother's bamboo shoot sweet pickle.  I love hot steamed rice fresh out of the pot, with lots of light soy sauce poured on it, and spooning that into my mouth.  Back in the day, I was so broke that all I had to eat was rice and soy sauce.  But it tasted so good, and it still tastes so awesome today.  Simple pleasures.  Alhamdulillah.

 

The Lone Wolf

Aw you beautiful creature, I would love to share your tub with you.  What would 2 people do in a tub together?  We would have to get married first.  At least you have a nice clean tub, with running hot and cold water, and probably plenty of suds too.  Don't you feel bad Sweetheart, everything will work out just fine for us inshaAllah. 

There are lots of bicyclists that come around here, whether alone or with their group, all dressed in their tight bike short regalia.  The land is quite flat, and quite suitable for fast cycling.  If you like to ride your bicycle, you would quite enjoy pedaling through the villages and looking at the sights.  I would not be able to bike with you because my feet are permanently damaged- I am blessed to be able to walk at all.  But I can ride alongside you on the motorcycle, and when you get tired of exercise, I can tow you home or to the nearest ice cream or McDonald's.  Doesn't that sound romantic?

Right now, I'm producing the sequel to "Woo Hoo" and working on the guitar tracks for the first song.  At the same time, I have to read the Sailor Moon manga again.  I do sing "May" during voice training, but not often because I wrote the song wrong- the key is either too high or too low, and I can't sing it low while on Second Life because my avatar is female ("Don't ruin the illusion"- Marlene Dietrich).  Some of the high stuff is out of my range but I sing it anyway, but only in the first half hour and only a couple of them, not back to back, so as not to become exhausted so early in the set.  Singing well is NOT easy!

Full moon

Hi there Natty honey!  Congratulations again on your success with the cancer charity.  It is a great achievement for you, and I am so very proud of you.  And yes, you are right: fuck cancer.

I'm afraid today's letter is quite short, I have so much to do.  I'm going to the mosque after this to pray with the congregation in the night prayer, when I get back I have to scroll through the Sailor Moon manga (which is huge) while playing guitar.  I've been watching a lot of movies lately.  Let's see...Almost Famous, American History X, Avengers- Age of Ultron, Mamma Mia Here We Go Again, Reign of Fire, The Hot Chick, to name a few.  Work my darling, work.  Oh, we have to talk about "The Hot Chick" sometime.  But not right now.  I have to go.  Don't you feel a little antsy when it's the full moon?  I admit I feel a little agitated.  Anyway, please take good care of your precious self.  Be cautious of evil men pretending to be gallant.  And don't forget to pray.

Does this dress make me look fat?

Qur'an 20180827

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

1.  Say, "I seek refuge with the Lord and Cherisher of Mankind,"

2.  The King of Mankind.

3.  The God of Mankind.

4.  From the mischief of the whisperer who withdraws.

5.  Who whispers into the hearts of humans.

6.  Among jinns and among humans.

(Mankind 112:1-4)
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Hi Honey

Hi Natty!  How's it going today?  Has everything gone wild and crazy again?  Well not only you and me, but the whole world knows that power and excitement is sexually arousing.  So please stay away from boys.  Today is Sunday, and Sundays are always busy for me.  Every Sunday morning after my daily chores, I clean my mother's bedroom and toilet.  Then I have to prepare my lunch and make sure I get a nap in before voice training.  Luka has figured out that by playing with the keyboard, she can control Winamp while I'm trying to sing.  So there were some sudden stops and leaps today.  And true to the nature of cats, she can combine keys in a way no human can.  Somehow she managed to mess up the randomizer and audio output.  Cats.

What's for dinner today?  I fried up some bread and ate that with the marinara sauce I made the other day.  It's a true vegetarian sauce: it doesn't work with spaghetti noodles, but it's awesome with bread.  I don't know why.  I can still taste the garlic... I must have put in a lot.  I just ate a sprig of mint, and I can still taste the garlic.  Lunch was quick and easy.  I have a lot of steak right now, all lean meat.  So I cubed a kilo of the stuff and kept it in a marinade of soy sauce, sugar, vinegar and water.  The beauty of steak is that a little bit goes a long way.  I just pan fried 4 cubes of steak, with a couple of eggs and a little bread, and that's it for lunch.  I will certainly teach you how to cook when we get married inshaAllah.  It will be lots of fun.  I have no friends and I work at home, so I will be hanging out with my wife pretty much 24/7.  I plan to make big batches of basic stuff like dough and sauce, so you can keep it in the freezer/cooler, then use whatever you need for the moment.  It's very filling, and saves lots of money.

Sunday is BLACK!  This is my gothic gypsy hippie look.