The kitchen rules the day

Hi Honey!  How's it going today?  How's business?  I'm sure everyone is fussing over how beautiful you are.  Oh!  I'm feeling a bit neurotic today.  I spent most of the day fussing over the kitchen.  It started off slowly, I had planned to make fried noodles for lunch.  But all I had available for the sauce is chicken broth.  The noodles turned out fine, but I much prefer a blended chillies sauce.  Then I had the idea of using parsley in combination with scallions: I had some parsley left over from making marinara sauce, which was awesome by the way.  The marinara sauce tasted like a blended gazpacho.  Very flavorful.  But parsley in fried noodles, though it tasted fine, kept on getting stuck between my teeth when I ate the noodles.  Not that scallions don't get stuck either, but parsley is more annoying somehow.  I won't do that again.  So I had to go out and get dried chillies, so I can make an all-purpose hot sauce like "sambal tumis" (which is blended chillies, onions, and belacan (fermented shrimp) fried in oil until saturated, if you don't remember).  It was too hot during the day and I had to attend Friday prayer anyway, so it was evening when I was available to go shopping for the few more items I needed for the kitchen.  Rush hour.  So I'm feeling a bit neurotic right now.  I had planned to make bread to eat with the last of the curry, but the marinara sauce is so good I want that instead.  But my Mom gave me some corn on the cob, so I'm full for now.  Maybe later.

Natty honey, from the looks of your teeth, I think you have been eating too much candy.  Those are milk teeth?  I'm going to have to stick my fingers into your mouth and wiggle each tooth to see which ones are loose, so I can pull them out, so you won't grow up having crooked teeth.  You're not going to like that one bit.  Please make sure you floss regularly and wash your mouth with salt water to dissolve the sugar.  I'm afraid I don't have any candy in the house.  Would you like some chocolate instead?  I have a huge bar of chocolate in my cooler.  All girls love chocolate.

OK OK I'll go out and get you some candy.  Not the hard candy, that can break your teeth.  This stuff only gets stuck to your teeth.  You know what?  I think kids need to earn the right to eat candy and sweets.  Do a good deed before you get any candy.

Nice boots, by the way.

Hyp-mo-tized

Hi Honey!  Sorry I'm running a little late today.  I had a lot of kitchen work to do, in fact I have more to do after this.  Perhaps I'll just stuff everything in the cooler and procrastinate until tomorrow and watch more Sailor Moon instead, like a good Pisces should do.  Say, you're not still smoking, are you?  I think the last time I had a cigarette was over 5 years ago.  My Dad is a chain smoker (and a walking miracle at that, being that he is an 81 year old chain smoker and still alive), one day I picked up one of his stubs and lit it up.  It gave me a buzz, but that's all.  I don't smoke.  God would kick my butt if I acquired a smoking related illness, when I'm supposed to be singing everyday.  I've been walking around in a daze today, almost falling asleep on my feet.  I think I'm putting myself to sleep, or I'm just not getting enough sleep.  By the way, I think that snapshot of you asleep is so beautiful.  I love it.  I put it in my slideshow.  Are you getting a new personal trainer?  Wow.  To sculpt the American Queen.  You should tape it and make a reality show.

Hi Natty honey!  Oh, is that your gramma?  Say hi to her for me.  My grandmother passed away in 2008.  I loved her, she was always very patient with me.  I never saw her in a bikini, though.  That's probably for the best.  I went to the supermarket just now, to get stuff for my spaghetti sauce.  I think this batch is going to be an all-natural ingredients batch.  Fresh tomatoes, cilantro, parsley, garlic etc.  I'll blend it up tomorrow inshaAllah.  But I won't be eating pasta tomorrow.  Tomorrow's menu is fried noodles for lunch, and bread and curry for dinner.  The cooler rules our family menu- aging food must be used up first!  Now I have to put away my boiled potatoes.  For shepherd's pie and curry pups.  Please excuse me.

So desirable

Hi Honey!  Wow Erin, you are so desirable right now.  Right now, you not just the American Princess, but also the American dollar.  Try to enjoy your position, OK?  Learn to have fun with what God has given you.  If you want to be afraid, then put your fear in Allah.  It is easy for people to love you.  Even monkeys love you.  I don't really like monkeys or apes.  Like baby chimps, they're cute when they are young, but when they grow bigger you have to get rid of them.  Life at the zoo.  I got a visit from a baby chimp during voice training today.  I was glad she got bored and left.

Hey Natty honey!  What's going on, beautiful girl?  I just had my dinner.  I had home made fry bread with tofu in curry.  I like to make a "generic" curry, where you can just heat it up and add whatever to it.  Wouldn't it be so handy to come back after a hard day of work, buy a loaf of bread, heat up the curry or cook a chicken breast or a block of tofu in the curry, then dinner is ready?  That's what I did for dinner.  You want some?

Today's photographic art is titled "2 cats on the cooler".

I was slow getting the camera, a few minutes before this shot they were perfectly aligned with each other.

I love Doris Day!  😭  I love Doris Day SO much!  😭😭😭  Les Brown once said that even though she was a girl singer, she wasn't troublesome.  Isn't leaving the band to get married or become a movie star considered troublesome?  Unlike other girl singers who wipe out early, Doris outlived the people around her, including her only son, which is sad.  As for me, I am the most troublesome girl singer of them all.

Hi Honey

How are you today, my darling?  I hope you are feeling great and doing great in everything you do.  I really like that snapshot of you, in the bra that's the same color of the skirt I wore during voice training today.  My avatar, I mean.  I wonder what color that is, beige maybe?  Being color blind makes it tough for me to put together outfits, sometimes I notice a clash or mistake a few days later, then wonder what became of me to create such an outlandish getup.  You've worn a lot of different bras in your life.  I didn't want to say this before, but most of them were not very flattering to your bosom.  It's like someone trying to push them in the wrong direction.  But the one you wore in that photo, the one without straps right?  That one totally suits you.

Hi Natty honey!  Oh it's awesome that you are doing ballet or dance or something.  Yes with the grace of a dancer, you would certainly look even more awesome than ever.  There's something about that snapshot though, that makes me want to tackle you and pin you to the ground.  It's not a dance move, it's just something that I feel like doing.

Monday

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  Are you feeling a little more talkative than usual today?  Well, that's good.  I think of you all the time, and I love you with all my heart.  It's Monday over here today.  There's nothing much going on, just the usual.  The night market is on Monday nights, but I didn't go today.  I just didn't feel like going.  There was a pot of rice on my stove which I had prepared to cook last night, but I got too busy and went for quick food instead.  So it sat there through lunch today, because my Mom gave me some fried noodles.  I just now turned it on for dinner, which was rice, tofu, eggs and anchovies.  Healthy, yes.  Exciting, no.  The rice turned out a bit soggy.  I had never let it soak like that before.  I wonder if that had something to do with it.  Oh, well.

Hi Natty honey!  Oh, that's a pretty chandelier!  Is the rest of the room as pretty as the chandelier?  I hope you are getting some rest time after all that excitement.  Be calm your heart, my dearest.  And don't you worry about a thing, because you are beautiful, and I will love you and take care of you inshaAllah.  If you have free time, watch Sailor Moon.  That's what I have been doing lately- I am in the middle of a Sailor Moon marathon.  Remember to watch it in the sequence I told you, and don't skip episodes.  If you can't find an episode, wait until you find it before you continue.

The smooth channel

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  Weekends are busy for sports pros like you, so I pray that you are getting plenty of rest.  I love those snapshots that your fans put up yesterday.  You are very beautiful, and I love you.  But porn star?  I don't think so.  You're just a modest girl.  I do miss your posts, but we all understand why you are reluctant to express yourself lately.  Big business has long relied on our love.  Just make sure you at least express yourself to yourself, through art and poetry.  You don't have to show it to anybody.  If you think expression comes easily for me, it could be that I just don't give a shit.  But that's not true- I've been doing this rock and roll business thing for a very long time, so by trial and error I know where my smooth channel is.  InshaAllah.  Like it's been easier for Floofy to pass motion since I put her on a regimen of laxatives and soft food.  But she still gets clogged up: her poop is bigger than any other cat, I think she has an abnormal digestive tract.  So I keep a sharp eye on her tummy, I feel it up regularly rather, and I observe her poop habits.  If she's off rhythm, then it's time for an enema.  We just can't keep that poop bottled up in there.  It becomes poisonous.

Hi Natty honey!  I watched "Mamma Mia 2- Here We Go again" last night.  😁  It's a nice movie, and you are a very beautiful woman.  As for turning water into wine, well that's easy.  Get some grape seed, and plant it in fertile soil then water it regularly.  When it produces ripe fruit, you harvest it, collect it, stomp on it to produce juice, then ferment the juice to make a nice non-alcoholic wine.  If you do any agriculture, make sure you say "There is no power but with Allah".  But really Honey, water is more precious than wine.  Or instead, you can put a strip of bacon into the water, and it becomes swine.  Please don't drink stuff like that.  It's gross, and it's not halal.  😁

Sunday is BLACK!

The Market

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I'm sure you are busy, jetting around from one place to another.  Well, please take care of your health and don't forget to pray.  This morning after my chores, I went out to buy a chicken.  There's a guy a couple of kilometers up the street on the way downtown that sells chickens for a decent price.  I just wanted the chicken, and some mosquito incense which I could pick up at a grocery store nearby.  But the guy wasn't open, so I had to go downtown to buy my chicken.  The big market downtown is busy as hell, as usual.  I should have brought my camera to show you.  As recent as 7 years ago, I could buy 2 kilos of mackerel for RM3, now it's RM10 for one kilo.  I don't buy much fish anymore.  I get my fish nutrients from anchovies nowadays.  Damn.  Now I want sushi.  Anyway, the main market had a great price on chicken, so I got myself a big, fat one.  I also bought some fresh tofu, and some scallions for fried noodles tonight.  It's so much cheaper to process a whole chicken than to buy just white meat.  I generally use the bones for broth, the wings and legs for BBQ, and I fried up the liver in the standard turmeric and salt seasoning with onions, and had that for lunch with a block fresh tofu.  Ah, there's nothing like fresh tofu.  It's probably better than bread or rice.  You want some?

Wow Natty, those Elle photos are steaming hot.  It's like you are oozing out sex and lust, and the best part is that you have so many clothes on.  Of course, I'm not referring to the raincoat promotion.  But you are definitely a beautiful and sexy woman.  I like those photos so much better than your baby pictures.  Natty you are so hot right now, you better start wearing lots of perfume all the time to hide the sex.  I mean it.