Fever

Hi Honey.  How are you, my love?  I hope you are doing great.  If you are still living out of your suitcase, then please make sure you get lots of rest.  Me?  Oh, I have few words today.  It's so hard to sing with a fever, but I think it sounded OK.

Hi Natty Honey!  Are you busy, Sweetie?  Make lots of money for yourself while you can.

Everyday is Sunday

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope you are feeling and doing great.  I caught the flu.  Yes, I have fever, chest congestion, and exhaustion.  I don't have the sniffles though, not yet at least.  But I am loaded up with drugs, so I should weather this bout of sickness successfully, inshaAllah.  However the singing is not going to be all that great, folks.  Not until all the junk in my lungs have gone.  Sorry.

Hi Natty Honey!  How are you today, beautiful girl?  I hope you have tons of fun in paradise.  So what happens when everyday is Sunday?  It means that you work everyday.  Tonight I plan to just watch a lot of TV and get lots of sleep.  I need snacks, but all I have are a few cookies and a lot of dates.

What's for dinner?

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  Will you be working this weekend?  Please get lots of rest and eat properly, and don't forget to pray.  I just did some burning, or old and dried up leaves and trees.  I have much more burning to do, since I did all that chainsawing yesterday.  I haven't started my dinner yet.  I did eat a lot this morning, so much that I was sluggish during voice training.  But I did buy some strong coffee (finally), and I always take my coffee mid-set, so I perked right up.  I think I'll make some curry pups after the sunset prayer, and some hot dog pups too.  It's going to be a hot night, and that's a lot of food, but I have a man-sized appetite, and I am physically active.  What are you having for dinner?

Hi Natty Honey!  What are you having for dinner?  Wow, it sure does look like paradise where you're at.  I like the beach, especially if it's clean and there's good fishing, but my desire of paradise is autumn and pine and maple trees and strawberries.  But that's just one side of it.  Here where I live, the closest thing to paradise is right after the rain stops, I think.  So much beauty, so much life.  You should take snapshots of  your food more, especially when you travel.  Share with us!

Hi Honey

How are you feeling today, my love?  I hope everything is going well for you, and you are having a great time.  It's been an active day for me.  The morning, though starting early, went kind of slow.  I went and bought breakfast for my parents, then watched a movie. Then I made my ramen lunch, before I had to go to the mosque for Friday prayer.  After voice training, I toiled in the yard all evening.  Wow!  I really cranked out those chores.  I used up a whole tank of gas in the chainsaw, cutting off a huge limb of a mango tree over at your house inshaAllah then breaking it down, then cutting down other oversized saplings in the yard.  It sure was sweaty, smelly, manly work.  I'm hungry!  I've had 3 meals today, and I'm still hungry.  That's what I get for eating out.

Oh Natty Honey, you are so pretty!  Wow, you beautiful, sensitive girl.  Wow, no nose hairs.  Incredible!  You enjoy your nap now, make sure you get lots of beauty sleep.  The movie I watched today was "Falling Down".  No, you don't have to watch it.  I do think it's a good movie, and I enjoyed it.

The food chase

Hi Honey!  How are you, my dearest?  How's work?  Oh I'm doing OK here, I just had dinner.  I made curry pups: quick and easy and tasty and filling.  I figured out how Floofy got constipated recently despite my efforts to make sure she ate properly.  It has something to do with the feeding ritual.  Floofy eats rice and canned cat food, so I put that together in a bowl then take it to my bedroom, serve it to her and shut the door.  The rest of the cats get solid cat food.  Luka has that restraining collar on, so she gets a separate bowl which I give her in the kitty litter room.  Doutzen and Chee Cheah share the same bowl, which I set down in the kitchen.  Then I go back to my bedroom and wait for Floofy to finish eating.  Then Luka appears at the door, wanting to come in.  But she didn't finish her food: she wants to taste her mother's food, so she comes to the bedroom.  Instead Doutzen goes and eats the rest of Luka's food, leaving Chee Cheah with too much food.  When Floofy is finished with her food, I let Luka in to lick the bowl while Floofy goes out.  Since Chee Cheah is elderly and is missing some teeth, there is still plenty of food left in her bowl, which Floofy eats up.  That is how she got constipated.

Hi Natty Honey!  Oh, are you mad at me?  Ah, you don't like people gossiping about you!  Especially when it's rancid back-stabbing kind of gossip.  Relax people, it's probably some other girl that had those tight jeans.  Don't worry Sweetie, I just cleaned your ear and the itching will soon go away.  Perhaps it's because people don't know who you are in NYC that you seek attention.  I thought I told you to move to Paris...  But you enjoy the gossip!  But you don't enjoy the gossip?  But you enjoy the gossip?  But you don't enjoy the gossip?  Don't seek fame Honey, it's not a blessing.  You are in a situation where fame will come naturally, so don't seek it.  Please stay away from boys.

It's rerun day on Shadowplay TV!  Dorothy Stratten got killed because she took pity on some creep then married him.  Dorothy and I share the same birthday.  If Pisces is the best woman and the worst man, what's going to happen to me?  I don't believe in astrology.  I put my faith in Allah.  Anyway, watch and learn!

Chicken and mushrooms

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope you are feeling and doing great.  Are you hungry?  I found some excellent oyster mushrooms a couple of days ago at the night market.  They were sparkling white and so juicy, they were dripping with water.  I was shopping for stuff to put in my ramen soup, but for dinner today I made steamed rice with chicken and mushrooms.  I don't have a physical addiction to rice like many others around here like my Dad and Floofy, but I like it.  I usually have rice twice a week or so.  I still have the awesome BBQ sauce I made during Ramadan.  Yeah it's a month old, but it's just sauce and spices, no meats or perishables in there.  InshaAllah it's fine.  And I torched it to death in the saucepan in hot oil before putting the vegetables in.  I put the chicken breast in last and I always cook chicken breast gently, so it's nice and tender.  It's a really nice dinner.  Do you want some?

Hi Natty Honey!  You're welcome to my dinner, of course.  The purpose of our marriage is partly to share our food.  I hope you like rice.  Oh, but you got me started on tights and tight jeans.  I used to wear tight jeans when I was younger.  I don't know why, en vogue I guess.  I even had a pair of bike shorts back then, back in the day of MC Hammer (ugh).  I don't know why I wore that, because I hate rap.  I guess I was just a foolish slave of fashion.  One might figure that to wear such tight clothes over one's privates would accelerate bacterial activity and fermentation of sweat, but that's a non-issue if we regularly shower and do laundry.  Do I like tights and tight jeans?  It depends on the woman, I guess.  I wouldn't wear them personally.  What I really want is an air-conditioned pair of pants to keep it nice and cool and well-ventilated down there.  Has anyone invented that yet?

My girl

My girl has a tough job.  She has to have faith that I will afford to pay for our marriage, even though I'm poor right now.  Everyone knows she's beautiful, everyone wants her, everyone knows her because she's my girl.  That's why her bosses love her, because she's big money.  She brings in the big bucks, because she's my girl.  All this attention is not a blessing, but it is also a blessing.  Everything is a blessing in this crazy life, this is the spiritual road, the high road, and we work towards God and place our faith in God.  It's not as if I can go around apologizing to everyone, and they will leave us alone.  We can only remain steadfast and pray, and things will turn out fine inshaAllah.  I love you, Honey.  You are beautiful, and everybody knows it.  Alhamdulillah.

Hey Natty Honey!  Hm.  You do look like you are having fun, but it doesn't seem all that weird to me.  It seems so very normal...  Tights and tight jeans are a modern female phenomena.  I see them everywhere nowadays, on all types of women, outer or underwear.  Someone explained to me that it was like being held tight.  It's clearly an advantage of not having balls, that one can wear tights and tight jeans.  Anyway, the computer wants you to watch "Star Wars: The Last Jedi".  Yes Honey, take your buddies along and buy into the franchise, then wonder about the next installment in this much beloved series.  Will Rey have sex with Ren?