Hi Honey

Nice to see you again.  I hope you're feeling better, and that everything is running smoothly for you.  It's about 12 days to Election Day, so it's time for me to be more antisocial than I normally am, and avoid people as much as possible.  Out of sight, out of mind hopefully.  Out of the question!  Today is Friday, so I went for Friday prayers as usual.  I planted some cashew trees over at your house inshaAllah at the behest of my mother.  She's been bugging me for more cashew trees lately.  Dinner was spicy beef, onion and eggplant burritos.  Good, and greasy.  I guess I should have taken a snapshot of them, but they look like burritos.  So what, huh?  Want one?

Oh Nattikins, how cute!  You look like a child.  You look like a young boy.  You look like a rebel in sneakers.  I guess wearing high heels would make the difference between looking like a boy or a  girl.  Hm.

Sleepy...

Oh, so sleepy.  I woke up late, and felt like a zombie all morning, each heartbeat was a chore.  My fault really, I stayed up late listening to music (work, you know) then woke up at 4:22 am so I did some extra worship.  I fell back to sleep after the dawn prayer, but I didn't really truly wake up until after voice training.  Rehearsal went quite well actually, there's something about being sleepy when singing love songs that enhances the singing.  If I could only stay awake...  I had to go buy eggs for my Mom in the evening, then had dinner at Ina's.  Which was good enough excuse for me not to do any yard work.  I'm so lazy.  If only you were here so we could make love...  How are you doing, Honey?  I hope your work is going easy for you.   Try to have fun, and please pray.

Hey Natty Honey, how's it going with you?  Are you staying busy?  It must be nice to be so pretty.  Everyday is like a dream in fairyland.  😁  Keep yourself safe, my precious one.  And don't forget to pray.

Hi Honey

How are you today?  I hope everything is running smoothly for you.  Don't you worry about a thing Honey, everything will turn out just great inshaAllah.  Oh, it's just the same old same old for me today.  I did my laundry this morning.  I had ramen for lunch.  I love ramen.  I taught the others in the chat room how to make a bowl of ramen.  The order is hot water, seasoning packet, greens, fish cake, noodle brick, and egg last.  Voice training was OK.  I was going along at full steam when at the 70 minute mark, a tickle came into my throat which turned into a coughing fit and near ruined my set.  What could have been a 99% perfect turned out 85%.  A reminder that whatever Allah gives can be taken back at any given moment.  I cut the grass in the evening and picked a few mangoes.  Not the Harumanis, but a hybrid tree that my grandmother planted.  A very fruitful tree, but not as sweet.

How about you, Natty Honey?  How's it going, Gorgeous Girl?  I hope I didn't spook you with the last letter.  But you know as well as I that life isn't supposed to be easy.  Don't worry Honey, I'll take care of you and I won't abandon you inshaAllah.  No movie today.  Maybe you can refer a movie for me.  If I can find it, that is.  It might take me a while.

This my apprentice, Gwen.

Of course

We can't just allow evil to do whatever it pleases, we have to get in its way, stop it, make it difficult, make its rewards unrewarding.  Yeah, they do have a lot of power.  But Allah is the Most Powerful.  So you must have God be with you in what you do.  Do not render false worship in your work, or you will be abandoned.  So if you want to set up a peaceful retreat by the beach, by all means do so and don't be cowed by your competitors.  You do need to get someone reliable to drive- that's a big reason why my situation is so right for me, because I don't have to go anywhere, and I have audience coming to me from all directions.  Allah set it up that way.  You know, you don't have to fight.  You may not see it that way, but it's the privilege of the female that the man do all the fighting.  Just keep yourself safe, and point to me when they come to bug you.

Natty Honey, how are you doing?  Are you having tons of fun?  You make sure you keep safe, OK?  I don't want anything bad to ever happen to you my love, but it's hard to truly appreciate the value of life without experiencing tragedy, because tragedy is understanding.  Ya Allah, please protect my wives.  Natty, the computer wants you to watch "The Matrix Revolutions" again.  I mentioned something like this before, that the hero is both the man and the woman.

Good Muslim wife

Well, it's almost fasting month again.  Ramadan will begin on May 16 this year inshaAllah.  I love Ramadan because many intensely strange things happen during that month.  By now I hope you have realized that you are part of an international business, not due to your or my influence, but because Allah made it so.  It should be clear to you that USA and Canada need you to represent them in this Rock and Roll business.  They will not allow you to conduct international business independently.  But not everyone is bad, there are still good people in this world.  And Allah was the One Who put you in my path that I be interested to marry you.  But I cannot be married to a non-Muslim.  You know this, and when the time/money comes inshaAllah, then Allah will inform me as to whether you have the integrity, chastity, and piety to be my Muslim wife inshaAllah, otherwise I will be told to find some other blonde to marry.  Now don't get a sinking feeling as to what a Muslim wife is.  Don't get ridiculous stereotypes in your head that you have to wear a burqa, strap a bomb to yourself underneath your clothes and blow up innocent people.  That is not Islam.  Allah will make your Islam easy for you.  You will perhaps even find fasting to be easy, especially if you have a bird-like appetite to begin with.  The most difficult thing for you to do, I estimate, is to maintain the 5 daily prayers, which we will do together inshaAllah.  Which puts you at the same level as millions upon millions upon millions of other people who can't pray 5 times a day who call themselves "Muslim".

Teriyaki

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling?  Don't worry Honey, I'm holding on to you tight and I will be coming for you inshaAllah.  It's Sunday today over here.  Lots of chores as usual, and in the evening I cut the grass by the rice paddy in front of my and your house inshaAllah.  My Mom's property.  I hadn't done the chore in a while, so the grass was long and I had to use the metal blade.  The area smelled like dead rat, then I came across this tree which was covered in flies.  I had never seen so many flies in one place.  I thought, "Oh my God, there's a dead body here."  Then the rain began to fall, so I had to postpone this task until tomorrow.  I will keep my cell phone ready.  For dinner, I had teriyaki chicken with steamed rice.  With sauteed onions.  So simple, so delicious.  Alhamdulillah.  The chicken was tender, cooked to perfection.  And there was nothing special about the teriyaki sauce, just soy sauce and sugar.  I am sure you would love this.  We can even use tofu instead of chicken.  Oh sorry, no snapshot.

Hey Natty Honey!  Wow, those are such beautiful arms and shoulders.  Perfection.  Just like my chicken dinner.  Natty, my cat tells me that you are doing quite well in business.  Oh no Sweetie, I don't want any of your hard earned money.  It's all yours.  Get it while you can, OK?

Aw Erin

Hi Honey.  You are my beautiful and beloved sweetheart, and I love you so much.  Please don't worry, inshaAllah everything will turn out just great.  Meanwhile, please eat well and get plenty of rest, and don't forget to pray.  Maybe you would like to have one of my steak, onion and mushroom burritos?  I made 3 for dinner, but I guess I ate them all.  😁  I'll make one for you next time inshaAllah.  Or perhaps you would prefer a tofu, onion and mushroom burrito.  Which actually tastes quite awesome.

Natty Honey, that's a cute outfit.  Congratulations on being there at the awards, it's certainly a step up.  All you had to do was be there.  You are a beautiful girl.