Uh oh

Hi Honey!  What are you up to?  Please be a good girl.  Please be a good girl, and don't overwork.  After months of weaning Floofy off solid cat food, it seems that she has accepted her new food regimen.  But alas, what was once accepted is now rejected.  What was once palatable is now poop.  What I do is mix a can of cat food with steamed rice, which makes her stool soft so I add a few pellets of the dry cat food to balance it out, and it worked.  But she is fussy about the canned cat food.  In the beginning all was acceptable, now she only wants one flavor out of one brand.  Which shall of course remain unnamed, lest it sells out.  Damned Public Eye.  So I had to chuck out an entire batch of food (I couldn't give it to the other cats because they would get diarrhea), then go to the supermarket for a can of cat food.  If I don't have that cat food, then I'm going to have to soak the dry stuff in water before I serve it to her.  I hope that works.  Fussy eaters.  But I love her, so I go out of my way for her food.

Hey Natty Honey!  How's it going?  You be a good girl too, OK?  Sorry I don't have a movie for you today.  Right now, I'm working on my libido and trying to figure out how to con my body into going back a few decades.  I guess I've been too immaterial or something.  I guess when I get married inshaAllah, I'll turn into a drug addict.  Unless I can figure out other options before then.

Qur'an 20180414

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

7.  The unbelievers think that they will not be raised up.  Say, "Yes by my Lord, you shall surely be raised up, then shall you be told of all that you did.  And that is easy for Allah."

The Mutual Loss and Gain 64:7
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The Stranger

I guess I shouldn't have eaten all those steak and cheese sandwiches last night.  You should have had one.  I should have eaten 2, tops.  Thus my night became hotter than usual, I overslept, and I felt sluggish all morning.  I finally woke up from sleepwalking after voice training, when I cleared out the scrub around your house inshaAllah.  So for dinner tonight, I had one cheeseburger.  Just one.  With an egg in it.  How was your day today, Honey?  I hope things are going absolutely great for you.

Hey Natty Honey!  So what, no kiss?  I am growing a patch of mint right now, maybe when it gets big enough I'll have a mint salad for dinner.  Then perhaps my morning breath would turn out OK.  The computer wants you to watch "High Plains Drifter" from 1973.  This is one of my Top 10 favorite movies of all time.  Such a perfect movie.  The only flaw is that the sweaty cowboys had perfect teeth.  How you would you like to kiss THAT morning breath?

Guess which one is the guilty cat!

 

 

 

Steak and cheese sandwiches

Why can't you ever starve in a desert?  Because of the sand which is (sandwiches) there!  That's an old joke I remember from when I was about 7 years old which I read in a Beano.  Hi Honey!  How's work?  I made steak and cheese sandwiches for dinner, you want some?  First you have to cook the steak.  I used beef that I trimmed off veal ribs, then I marinated it overnight in soy sauce and sugar.  Then I pan fried it dry at first, then added butter, and the marinade last after I pulled the steak out.  I like it medium rare, and since it's veal it's tender.  I stirred up the juices left in the pan, then put it aside in  a cup while I sauteed onions in the same pan.  I could not find any fresh oyster mushrooms today, so I had to slice up some canned champignon mushrooms to add in the pan.  That was a bit of a letdown.  I sliced up the steak as thinly as possible.  Then the bread slices, mayo, black pepper, pile the chopped steak on, the onions and mushrooms on top of the steak, pour the juices over it (not too much or it will get too salty!) and a slice of cheese last.  Bake it in the oven until the bread is brown and the cheese melts.  Oooh since you weren't here for dinner, I had to eat them all.  Yes, all 4.  I admit I got a bit greedy there.  But it was good.

Hey Natty Honey!  How's life treating you?  Do you want a steak and cheese sandwich?  It's as good as pizza!  Oh sorry, I ate them all!

 

Just another average day

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope you are feeling great, and business is running smoothly for you.  It's just another day here for me.  I cleaned my house and did my laundry, and had liver and onions with scrambled eggs for lunch.  I had rice for dinner at Ina's, then went to buy some snacks and a loaf of bread.  I got caught in the rain on the way home, but not too badly.  Maybe I'll have bread and butter and sugar sandwiches for dessert later.

Hey Natty Honey!  How's it going with you?  I hope you are having fun, and doing well.  The computer wants you to watch another movie today.  From 1946, "Sherlock Holmes- Dressed To Kill".  This one is on YouTube!

Hypocrites!

These hypocrites are dangerous!  They are pleasing to the eye, and they say things you want to hear.  But when they find a weakness, they will betray you and sell you out to your enemies.  So how do you spot a hypocrite?  The best way to spot a hypocrite is to deal with them face to face.  Observe the expression on his/her face when he/she turns away after talking to you.  It is the expression of disgust.  Don't forget to pray.

Natty, I told you to move to Paris.  If you had gone to Paris, you would have had more fun, made more money, and it would have been YOUR town.  But it's too late now, you made your decision.  That you are in NYC seems like a setup to me.  Someone is having entertainment at your (and Erin's) expense.  So what's the solution?  Don't be entertaining.  Be boring.  No, it won't cost you your business.  InshaAllah.  Don't forget to pray.

No time to waste

Hi Honey!  How's business today?  Oh, I have so much to do that I didn't do any yard work today other than water the plants.  I prefer music and computer work primarily, but today I had to spend a lot of time shopping and in the kitchen as well.  I hope you do as I ask of you, and spend regular time with me in Second Life.  Just say to your bosses, "I have to spend time with my husband inshaAllah, everyday from 7 am to 9 am PST."  I don't really do anything that intensive.  Just stand around looking cool, speaking mostly when I'm spoken to, and working on wardrobe on the days when I'm not mingling with the crowd.  This would give you plenty of time to wake up everyday, so you can have nice, slow mornings.  After we're done, then you can go entertain your bosses.  I myself am on the other computer at the same time I do Second Life.  Too much to do, and running out of time.

Hey Natty Honey!  How's it going, beautiful girl?  Did you watch "Wall Street"?  The computer made me watch it 2 days in a row.  But it's a great movie, no doubt.  It's one of those movies that I could watch over and over again.  However, it's technically a "guy" movie.  The only main female role, the "femme fatale" was a ho.  So there would not be any dignified part for my Natty in that movie, even though there were no sex scenes.  Dignified part?  What's that?

Anyway, gotta go!  No time to waste!