Friday, June 9, 2017

Office hours

Hi Honey!  How was your day at the office?  You have a nice BIG office too.  Full of wide open spaces.  So there's plenty of room for your keyboard.  I hope you are enjoying the changes that you are going through.  There are always a lot of changes going on during Ramadan, particularly for the Islamic faithful.  I can't really say much about the changes I'm going through in this public place, but I'm happy that I haven't had a cold in months!  Alhamdulillah!  And my nose is VERY sensitive- it's because I sing through my nose.  Anyway, I actually prefer to stay and work indoors, and Ramadan has forced me to do that more, and I love it.  Alhamdulillah!  My current office hours are 2 to 6 am, 10 to 1 pm (including a nap), and maybe 9 or 10 pm to midnight or less, depending on how lazy I am.  Otherwise I'm sleeping or out in the yard, and I can't stay out in the sun.

Natty, you have a nice big office too!  I suppose if you are in a crowd it's OK to explore somewhat, just don't do it alone.  Remember, there are always bigger crowds out there.  If you were to put your hair into a hat, wear a long sleeve T shirt, long pants with socks and shoes, you would adhere to Islamic dress code AND keep your Western identity.  How's your sensitive tummy?  Grains and bread are always a safe bet, but don't forget to bring your own toilet paper!  What are vikings doing in the Middle East?  That reminds me, I need to take a snapshot for you...





Thursday, June 8, 2017

Hi Honey

It's hot hot HOT here.  Thank God for air conditioning!  Alhamdulillah!  These Ramadan hours have me indoors most of the time: up most of the night, sleeping in, and keeping indoors when that sun starts a blazing.  How are you feeling today?  I'm guessing that's the Utah desert, because I don't see any saguaros and those rocks look familiar.  Oh you have bags under your eyes!  My poor dear...  Please get sufficient rest and take sweet loving care of yourself OK?

Natty, I get the feeling once you go to the Middle East, you're going to be invited back there repeatedly.  It's the way you look: you're certainly going to attract the attention of some wealthy sheiks.  And the poor ones too.  Try to stay indoors if you're not working OK?  Don't explore.  I am well known in the Middle East, mashaAllah.  People will know that you are my girl.









Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Public Service Announcement

You have such beautiful skin, with your freckles and all.  I hope you take great care in not letting any nasty bugs bite you, so please take loving care of your body.  Mosquitoes are probably the most dangerous living creatures on the planet, and they are everywhere.  I'm sure you have heard of dengue fever.  The Ministry of Health here goes crazy over dengue.  Yesterday evening, a truck drove to and fro on the main street blasting through loudspeakers that they were about to do a spraydown because a case of dengue was diagnosed in the area.  They instructed people to shut the windows and open the doors then stay outside while they spray.  And it was a huge cloud of bug spray, too.  But they didn't come my way.

I had to vacate my little house as well.  I had to take my precious cats outside, then wait for them to come and spray (even though they didn't).  Luca and Doutzen had never been outside in their entire lives, so the ordeal was a great shock to them.  I kept them in a cage made out a shopping cart, while mama cat Floofy stayed in her basket.  Floofy and Luca kept their cool, but Doutzen is currently in heat, so she began to freak out and beat up her sister.  No she didn't hurt her thank God, but this made me decide that I will have to implement emergency drills with you all inshaAllah.  Life isn't supposed to be easy, so there will always be some sort of emergency.

Natty, while you visit the Middle East, I need you to remember this important thing: the Antichrist (in Arabic is known as the "Dajjal") has to appear first, before Jesus Christ (peace be on him) reappears.

Pina, you look so much better now that you are back home.  Your family all look like Burgers.  I will take it for granted that you will give up alcohol by the time we marry inshaAllah.  Right now, I can't even afford one wife let alone three.











Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Hello my love

How are you feeling today?  I pray that you are feeling healthy and confident, and are getting lots of rest.  Nothing much to report today, honey.  I just came back from paying my power and Internet bill.  I don't have a bank account, so I pay it in cash.  I recently lost my grass cuter, so I that's why I've been doing all that digging.  One has to be patient when digging, to make sure the entire root of the weed is extracted.  It's good exercise yeah, but I'm not motivated to work out even though I know I should.  That's the trouble with manual labor I think: it's both never enough and too much.

Hey Natty, do you like to kiss?  I love to kiss a beautiful girl, because she's so beautiful and it's very arousing.  I've seen your pictures of your duck-facing, but it doesn't mean that you enjoy kissing.




Qur'an 20170607

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

213.  So call not on any other god with Allah, or you will be among those under the Penalty.

214.  And admonish your nearest kinsmen.

215.  And lower your wing to the believers who follow you.

216.  Then if they disobey you say, "I am free from what you do!"

217.  And put your trust on the Exalted in Might, the Merciful.

The Poets 26:213-217
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Monday, June 5, 2017

Oh Ramadan

Wow Erin, I really love that photo.  You are so beautiful.  You are so beautiful to me.  I want to start using those cosmetics, so I can be beautiful too.  How are you feeling, my dearest?  I hope you are not letting the crowd bring you down.  It's getting rather crowded around here.  While this is still a village, there are more people here during Ramadan.  Everyday there are many stalls selling food at the crossroads, and a throng of people buy their dinner there.  Especially those coming home from their 9 to 5 jobs.  I haven't bought anything there yet this year because I prefer my own cooking, but I did buy some squid at the night market there last night.  Fried calamari!  But not last night.  Last night I had fish curry with rice.  Quite good, actually.

Now don't fret, Natty.  It's just that you are so beautiful, of course guys are going to go crazy over you.  Walking around campus isn't like walking the streets: people get to see you close up.  Then they go "Wow!  She's incredible!"  Then they look at your bedroom photos, become sexually aroused, and covet you more.  I guess you might as well be a professional model.  Just be careful with those boys from campus, OK?

Yes that's a beautiful photo of you, Pina.  I remember when I saw some earlier photos of you, when you looked so thin.  I thought that they purposely made you starve, so that your hardship would bring out your dark side, which to them is more interesting to photograph.


Sunday, June 4, 2017

Hello darling

How are you feeling today, my beautiful love?  I hope you taking it easy and enjoying life, and the high position given to you, and your beautiful home.  Sure life isn't perfect, but there's always something to enjoy within the difficulty, right?  I like to chill out in the A/C, and play with my dolly.  Among other things, of course.  Which is what I will be doing after I complete this letter.  Oh, some naked guy was standing right where I was dancing today, and blocking my way!  Gross!

Aw Natty, you're so pretty.  I was thinking that those bedroom photos may not be such a blessing to you, because they can make a guy very horny.  And those college boys are horny to begin with.  It is an interesting approach to incorporate that bedroom look into your daily style.  Why not go out in that outfit?  It's nice and baggy, yet still way sexy.  And cute.

Pina, are you still yakking up a storm about your great adventure in Fantasyland?  I have news for you, little girl: the world is Fantasyland.  God is everywhere.