In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello Beautiful! Hi Gorgeous! How's my precious girl today? I pray you are feeling great and having lots of fun. Please remember to look after yourself properly, and maintain your prayers. Things may be exciting and out of control right now, but that's all the more reason not to do drugs and alcohol, and increase the pressure on your heart. Your precious heart. God is in control, so pray if you need assurance. Sure it's not the same as being high, but you don't really know what "high" is. Pray if you need assurance. And always know that I love you and I need you.
I have crawled into my cave, and I aim to stay in here for a while. But I had to go out for snacks. I can't be a hermit without snacks! I had a craving for potato chips, but the closest supermarket didn't have any potato chips! Do you believe that? So I had to go all the way downtown to get my snacks. I found this big bag of sour cream and onion chips, with Tamil writing on it. Made in India, imported by Thailand! I also got myself a big bar of chocolate, English chocolate. Fruit and nut. And some blackcurrant chews. Now if you will please excuse me, I'm going to lie back and watch TV and eat junk food.
Friday, February 26, 2016
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160226
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Halo Angel! How are you? Would you like to be with me always? I want to be with you always. No we shouldn't use the toilet together, but for all practical purposes, I want us to never be seen without each other. You are me, my darling. I love you always. And I need you.
My filling fell out last night, so I had to visit the dentist first thing this morning. Good thing I already finished my dinner before it fell out, so I was able to go to the dentist the next morning with an empty mouth. Did you see that episode of Sailor Moon where Usagi went to the demon dentist which was a combination clinic and ice cream parlor? It was very windy today. The wind was screaming and howling all through my voice training. Do you fear the winds of change? We shall be married soon, inshaAllah.
Hmmm. The news I've been getting is being re-edited as the day progresses. Let's just say that what was news at 6 am is not the same news at 10 pm. Damned Internet. This also applies to what's going on with you, so if you have something to say to me, the best way to say it is to say it yourself on video. Life in the Public Eye can be really annoying. Innuendo isn't going to work anymore, Erin: innuendo is being used as a tool by our enemies. Monkeys! You're going to have to be as blunt as possible about our relationship. I think it's time for me to crawl into a virtual and literal cave, and ignore their stupid lives. Next week my Dad is going into surgery anyway, so I will be busy with that. Yes, I know it's your birthday next week. InshaAllah, I will make my presentation at the right time. I would rather give you a ring, but please be patient with me and pray. Bear in mind that the ring comes with a house. When the ring does come inshaAllah, we will begin communicating by telephone.
Halo Angel! How are you? Would you like to be with me always? I want to be with you always. No we shouldn't use the toilet together, but for all practical purposes, I want us to never be seen without each other. You are me, my darling. I love you always. And I need you.
My filling fell out last night, so I had to visit the dentist first thing this morning. Good thing I already finished my dinner before it fell out, so I was able to go to the dentist the next morning with an empty mouth. Did you see that episode of Sailor Moon where Usagi went to the demon dentist which was a combination clinic and ice cream parlor? It was very windy today. The wind was screaming and howling all through my voice training. Do you fear the winds of change? We shall be married soon, inshaAllah.
Hmmm. The news I've been getting is being re-edited as the day progresses. Let's just say that what was news at 6 am is not the same news at 10 pm. Damned Internet. This also applies to what's going on with you, so if you have something to say to me, the best way to say it is to say it yourself on video. Life in the Public Eye can be really annoying. Innuendo isn't going to work anymore, Erin: innuendo is being used as a tool by our enemies. Monkeys! You're going to have to be as blunt as possible about our relationship. I think it's time for me to crawl into a virtual and literal cave, and ignore their stupid lives. Next week my Dad is going into surgery anyway, so I will be busy with that. Yes, I know it's your birthday next week. InshaAllah, I will make my presentation at the right time. I would rather give you a ring, but please be patient with me and pray. Bear in mind that the ring comes with a house. When the ring does come inshaAllah, we will begin communicating by telephone.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160225
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there! Hi there! How's it going? Talk of the town? I hope you are feeling healthy and having a great time. I guess you are doing more of the same thing until basketball season comes up. I wish I could be with you, but the time will come inshaAllah. My Dearest, have fun with your work, and stuff that bank account of yours OK? I certainly have much to do here, but I think of you all the time, and of how beautiful you are. I love you and I need you.
What did I do today? It seems like I wasted the morning. Oh yeah, I woke up late so by the time I got all the morning chores done, it was already time for lunch. After voice training, I spent time with my baby mangoes. The rainy season hasn't come yet, so there aren't any new fruit. Then I went downtown to get some fried noodles for dinner. There was some sort of Siamese bazaar going on, and the area was packed. I wish I could have stopped by, but I had run out of cash. Hey, can't endorse anything without the right budget, right? So I went home.
Hey there! Hi there! How's it going? Talk of the town? I hope you are feeling healthy and having a great time. I guess you are doing more of the same thing until basketball season comes up. I wish I could be with you, but the time will come inshaAllah. My Dearest, have fun with your work, and stuff that bank account of yours OK? I certainly have much to do here, but I think of you all the time, and of how beautiful you are. I love you and I need you.
What did I do today? It seems like I wasted the morning. Oh yeah, I woke up late so by the time I got all the morning chores done, it was already time for lunch. After voice training, I spent time with my baby mangoes. The rainy season hasn't come yet, so there aren't any new fruit. Then I went downtown to get some fried noodles for dinner. There was some sort of Siamese bazaar going on, and the area was packed. I wish I could have stopped by, but I had run out of cash. Hey, can't endorse anything without the right budget, right? So I went home.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160224
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey Scrapper! Hi Smiley! How is the most beautiful girl in the world? My girl is the most beautiful girl in the world. How's business today? Please don't overwork, get plenty of rest, eat properly, and maintain your prayers. It's business as usual for me today. I didn't have to commute anywhere though, which makes it a great day for me. I hate commute. I thought of you all day. I love you and I need you.
I want to remind all of you that it's the 100th anniversary of the Battle of Verdun. Yesterday my barber confused France for America. I guess he was thinking about Verdun. I don't want to paste a video here because it's unromantic, because a war of attrition is absolutely unromantic, Verdun being the most ghastly of them all. Unlike World War Two, which was a pagan uprising and the revenge of one man, World War One had a very political beginning. It was a war of cousin against cousin, Christian against Christian. I do think that you should have knowledge of this matter since you are Mrs. Global, and I found a link for you to study. Videos can be too graphic: in this case, something to read would be more appropriate for someone as beautiful as you.
Hey Scrapper! Hi Smiley! How is the most beautiful girl in the world? My girl is the most beautiful girl in the world. How's business today? Please don't overwork, get plenty of rest, eat properly, and maintain your prayers. It's business as usual for me today. I didn't have to commute anywhere though, which makes it a great day for me. I hate commute. I thought of you all day. I love you and I need you.
I want to remind all of you that it's the 100th anniversary of the Battle of Verdun. Yesterday my barber confused France for America. I guess he was thinking about Verdun. I don't want to paste a video here because it's unromantic, because a war of attrition is absolutely unromantic, Verdun being the most ghastly of them all. Unlike World War Two, which was a pagan uprising and the revenge of one man, World War One had a very political beginning. It was a war of cousin against cousin, Christian against Christian. I do think that you should have knowledge of this matter since you are Mrs. Global, and I found a link for you to study. Videos can be too graphic: in this case, something to read would be more appropriate for someone as beautiful as you.
Monday, February 22, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160223
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, Sweetheart. How's it going, Pumpkin? I'm in a better mood today. The world grinds to a halt for me when I get a cold. But I'm better today, and was able to work just fine. How about you? Are you taking good care of yourself? I want you to keep healthy and safe. You are MY girl, and you mean the world to me. I love you and I need you.
I went for a haircut this morning. I've been going to the same barber for over 7 years already. I just want my hair short to help me cope with this hot weather, he just gives me the same cut every time. I looked into the mirror and saw all my grey hair. It's mostly on the right side. I still have thick hair, but it looks like it will be all white soon. After that, I went back to that new supermarket that recently opened. This time, I bought a kilo of generic honey, raspberry Jell-o (it's actually generic raspberry flavored gelatin which is halal), and avocado, and a bag of Salt and Vinegar Lay's potato chips. The chips were made in USA.
Dinner was chicken cooked in mole with avocados. I've been eating nothing but pizza lately, so it's a nice change. I'd offer you some, but I ate it all.
Hello there, Sweetheart. How's it going, Pumpkin? I'm in a better mood today. The world grinds to a halt for me when I get a cold. But I'm better today, and was able to work just fine. How about you? Are you taking good care of yourself? I want you to keep healthy and safe. You are MY girl, and you mean the world to me. I love you and I need you.
I went for a haircut this morning. I've been going to the same barber for over 7 years already. I just want my hair short to help me cope with this hot weather, he just gives me the same cut every time. I looked into the mirror and saw all my grey hair. It's mostly on the right side. I still have thick hair, but it looks like it will be all white soon. After that, I went back to that new supermarket that recently opened. This time, I bought a kilo of generic honey, raspberry Jell-o (it's actually generic raspberry flavored gelatin which is halal), and avocado, and a bag of Salt and Vinegar Lay's potato chips. The chips were made in USA.
Dinner was chicken cooked in mole with avocados. I've been eating nothing but pizza lately, so it's a nice change. I'd offer you some, but I ate it all.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160222
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello Precious. Hello Darling. **sniffle** Yeah I got the sniffles again, so I'm not in a particularly good mood. I have to work hard to protect my voice whenever I get a runny nose, so I spent my evening draining my sinus cavity. Got to keep singing, right? Everyday, right on schedule. InshaAllah.
I want you to focus on being patient. There is no perfect feeling while we are alive, but patience is the next best feeling, and something you can control inshaAllah. The person who sincerely follows the path to God has faith. To have faith means that you do not despair. If you despair, it means you have no faith. Money can't buy you faith. You can see families raised on the values of money give in to despair, murder, and suicide. Someone with a family history of suicide will be suicidal. An angry and arrogant person will take many other people to die along. This person who inspires despair and violence to others, when they don't get rich quick. Mass despair, poverty, and hatred.
Again, people of faith do not despair. Work towards your goal with patience and prayer. I want you to know that you are loved. I love you, and I need you. I will not abandon you inshaAllah.
Hello Precious. Hello Darling. **sniffle** Yeah I got the sniffles again, so I'm not in a particularly good mood. I have to work hard to protect my voice whenever I get a runny nose, so I spent my evening draining my sinus cavity. Got to keep singing, right? Everyday, right on schedule. InshaAllah.
I want you to focus on being patient. There is no perfect feeling while we are alive, but patience is the next best feeling, and something you can control inshaAllah. The person who sincerely follows the path to God has faith. To have faith means that you do not despair. If you despair, it means you have no faith. Money can't buy you faith. You can see families raised on the values of money give in to despair, murder, and suicide. Someone with a family history of suicide will be suicidal. An angry and arrogant person will take many other people to die along. This person who inspires despair and violence to others, when they don't get rich quick. Mass despair, poverty, and hatred.
Again, people of faith do not despair. Work towards your goal with patience and prayer. I want you to know that you are loved. I love you, and I need you. I will not abandon you inshaAllah.
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Letter to Erin 20160221
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Sweetie! Hi Smiley! I've been thinking of you all day. I've been thinking of you so much, that I found it hard to work. I couldn't concentrate. I've been thinking of how beautiful and how sweet you are. I must really love you. I do love you, and I need you.
I saw your latest appearance on the Dan Patrick show. That's a beautiful dress. It's really nice of Dan to upload the show to Google ASAP, that I'm only a couple of days behind from the taping. You like those guys, huh? Well, I maintain that all men are beasts. They are either beasts or impotent- nothing in between, unless it's an impotent beast. I'm sure Dan and his gang would agree with me. You don't know because you're not a man.
I'm not knocking your friends, Erin. I'm confirming what Dan said, that you have leveled up. He didn't want to look at your monkey pictures! You must not underestimate the power of a beautiful woman. Sure you're nice, but being nice means that you could get suckered into a dangerous situation. And it could be anybody: a sports star, a game show host, a politician, a tramp on the streets... You have to figure out how to be nice from your elevated position. Give your charity from a safe distance. Better yet, secretly.
Oh well. You hair is super long now, huh? Is it the longest it's ever been naturally? Hair doesn't get extra long automatically. It grows to a certain length then breaks off. Either you're wearing extensions or your blood has improved in quality. Maybe I'm seeing things, but you're definitely more beautiful than ever (I thought you were going to bite the microphone, though). I'm just an average looking guy. I'm like everyone else: I'm not pretty so I wish I were pretty. So you better take a gander at this ugly mug while I'm still alive. If God were to allow me into heaven, I'm going to ask to be pretty. I want to look like Megan Fox with a body like Eva Herzigova when she was 19. But with a big dick. As for you, I don't want you to change. I love you just the way you are. Ya Allah, please protect my Erin and grant us a happy and everlasting marriage soon.
Yeah, we all get older. I'm the guy who loves you. I'm the guy who wants to marry you and help protect you. Anyway, say hi and Go Bulls to Dan for me. Yeah, I'm a sports wife.
Hi Sweetie! Hi Smiley! I've been thinking of you all day. I've been thinking of you so much, that I found it hard to work. I couldn't concentrate. I've been thinking of how beautiful and how sweet you are. I must really love you. I do love you, and I need you.
I saw your latest appearance on the Dan Patrick show. That's a beautiful dress. It's really nice of Dan to upload the show to Google ASAP, that I'm only a couple of days behind from the taping. You like those guys, huh? Well, I maintain that all men are beasts. They are either beasts or impotent- nothing in between, unless it's an impotent beast. I'm sure Dan and his gang would agree with me. You don't know because you're not a man.
I'm not knocking your friends, Erin. I'm confirming what Dan said, that you have leveled up. He didn't want to look at your monkey pictures! You must not underestimate the power of a beautiful woman. Sure you're nice, but being nice means that you could get suckered into a dangerous situation. And it could be anybody: a sports star, a game show host, a politician, a tramp on the streets... You have to figure out how to be nice from your elevated position. Give your charity from a safe distance. Better yet, secretly.
Oh well. You hair is super long now, huh? Is it the longest it's ever been naturally? Hair doesn't get extra long automatically. It grows to a certain length then breaks off. Either you're wearing extensions or your blood has improved in quality. Maybe I'm seeing things, but you're definitely more beautiful than ever (I thought you were going to bite the microphone, though). I'm just an average looking guy. I'm like everyone else: I'm not pretty so I wish I were pretty. So you better take a gander at this ugly mug while I'm still alive. If God were to allow me into heaven, I'm going to ask to be pretty. I want to look like Megan Fox with a body like Eva Herzigova when she was 19. But with a big dick. As for you, I don't want you to change. I love you just the way you are. Ya Allah, please protect my Erin and grant us a happy and everlasting marriage soon.
Yeah, we all get older. I'm the guy who loves you. I'm the guy who wants to marry you and help protect you. Anyway, say hi and Go Bulls to Dan for me. Yeah, I'm a sports wife.
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