Letter to Julia 20131205

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there my most beloved, how are you feeling?  It's been raining everyday lately, and I've barely been able to get out of the house to blog without getting drenched.  Julia, I hope you are staying safe and healthy.  Please realize that you are not the same as you were 4 years ago in respect of the Public Eye,  Yeah, fame is not a blessing, and can be a real drag, but it can make money.  So please be a wise businesswoman, and remember that the goal of our marriage is to slow down, and have the business come to us.  InshaAllah.  The same goes to you, Erin.  Plus, one thing about being married to me is the supernatural: it has a habit of being real most of the time, if not all the time.  The community here accepts the supernatural as part of their daily lives, and so does the environment.  I have no choice but to live a spiritual life, that's why it is important to me that both of your Islam is genuine.  You don't have to be extreme, just sincere.  My job is to provide for you, love you, and help protect you.  InshaAllah.  You are loved.  Please don't ever feel abandoned, and always know that you are loved.

Letter to Julia 20131202

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey there, my beautiful precious Julia.  It's raining right now, but I'm only partially drenched.  I bought some shrimp last night at the night market.  I plan to pulverize it with garlic, lemongrass, and onion into a stuffing.  My Dad bought me one of those large Scads, so I'll be grilling a fish tomorrow, and I won't be in to blog perhaps.  Grilling anything is such an involved project.  I also bought some wonton skins for my shrimp stuffing.  Wanna join me for munchies?  How about you, Erin?  Julia, I hope you haven't been trying to make friends with people who wish to harm you.  Please don't do that.  Stay in your own territory.  Come to me.  I love you, and will embrace you.  I will help to protect you.  InshaAllah.  Allah is the Best to protect.  Please do not annoy God by making friends with people who wish to harm you.

Hey Erin, you gorgeous thing you!  How are you feeling, Gorgeous?  I'm watching the VS fashion show backstage right now.  Oh, you are so beautiful!  Is that natural beauty?  Wow!  The fashion show hasn't hit the Web yet, so I haven't seen it.  I can't wait to see you in your awesome outfits.  Oh, the anticipation!  I love you, Erin.

Letter to Julia 20131201

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Dearest Julia, I don't normally blog on a Sunday, but I just had to tell you something.  My sources tell me that you are accident prone right now, so please avoid travel as much as possible.  This is compounded by the fact that more people are jealous of you now more than ever.  You know jealousy, right?  It's a Biblical thing.  Qur'anic, rather.  Be suspicious of business that underpays you and forces you to travel.  I hate it when people don't know how much you're worth.  They had better start treating you better now before they have to go through me to get your business.  I would dig up all their skeletons in their closets just to protect my Julia.  InshaAllah.

You take care too, Erin.  You both mean the world to me, and I love you with all my heart.

Letter to Julia 20131130

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

My little Batty-Watty Bat Cat is all grown up!  *sob*  He's become a full grown cat now, and he doesn't play around and isn't mischievous anymore, and he sneers at all the females that are not in heat.  All business.  There's nothing wrong with his health, he still has a tremendous appetite.  It's his attitude.  It's like he's turned into the Godfather.

As you can tell, I'm still typing in my letter live.  I hate it, because I have to be blunt and extra cautious of saying something that would hurt your precious feelings.   I love you with all my heart.

My dearest, beautiful Julia.  The crisis of ownership over Casa de Julia is not over yet.  And to be practical, the crisis will not be over until the title is in my name.  But please don't worry.  Please pray that Allah grants success and happiness in our marriage with promptness and ease.  I love you, Julia.

Oh Erin, I still haven't seen the latest VS fashion show.  It's not on the Internet yet.  I can't wait to see how beautiful and ravishing you are.  I love you, Erin.

Letter to Julia 20131127

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

My dearest and beloved Julia, please don't be saddened about your house.  If it be destined that Allah brings us together in marriage, that would include your house, right?  Normally, the situation is something I would get loud and aggressive about, but this time it's best to be patient.  I love you so much, my Julia.  Please call upon Allah in humility and in private.

Have you been in a rather silly mood lately, Erin?  I'm quite a silly person myself at times.  Just to lighten up the seriousness of it all.  Could you please be serious just for a moment, and pray for Julia's house?  I love you, Erin.  But here's a little video to help make you and Julia smile.

Letter to Julia 20131125

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my dearest Julia and Erin.  How are your precious emotions today?  So valuable are your feelings, the world knows.  So valuable to me, for I love you.  My usual Internet cafe is shut down (supposedly momentarily), so I'm at this new place, having to type in my love for you live because the computers here reject my USB drive.  I hope I don't have to upload or download anything.  I also hope I don't say anything to hurt your feelings, because I usually get to ponder on my letters and edit them before I go out to post.  If I do make an error, please forgive me.

My beloved Julia, you are my most dignified princess, and I love you so much.  Your polished and intense beauty elevates my heart.  I have been chopping down large trees around Casa de Julia inshaAllah, and I have been using the heavy logs to block off the driveway to the compound so that unwanted vehicles do not enter.  Well, at least make it very inconvenient for them to enter.  I think I'll put 2 more heavy logs there.  Perhaps you are aware that some unmentionables are trying to take over your house.  I'm handicapped by my poverty, so I can't buy the property yet.  I want you to pray that Allah helps and protects us, and that I get to build Casa de Julia for you with incredible ease.  Please pray.  I love you Julia.

My sweet Erin.  Yes, you are very sweet to me.  I adore you for your sweetness and your precious pure heart.  Did you know your emotions show in your face and your body?  Your precious, pure heart.  I love you, and I want to embrace and protect you.  However, Allah is the Best to protect.  I don't ever want you to feel abandoned.  I want you to always know that you are loved, and when the time comes I will take you into our house as my wife.  InshaAllah.  Please pray also that Allah helps and protects us, and that I get to build Casa de Julia with tremendous ease.

Qur'an 20131124

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

32. Say, "Who has forbidden the beauty of Allah, which God has produced for God's servants, and the things, clean and pure, for sustenance?" Say, "They are. in the life of this world, for those who believe, purely for them on the Day of Judgment." Thus do We explain the Signs in detail for those who understand.

33. Say, "The things that my Lord has indeed forbidden are: shameful deeds, whether open or secret, sins and trespasses against truth or reason, assigning of partners to Allah, for which God has given no authority, and saying things about Allah of which you have no knowledge."

34. To every people is a term appointed. When their term is reached, not an hour can they cause delay, nor can they advance.

The Heights 7:32-34
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Who has forbidden the beauty of Allah, which God has produced for God's servants, and the things, clean and pure, for sustenance?

They are. in the life of this world, for those who believe, purely for them on the Day of Judgment.

The things that my Lord has indeed forbidden are: shameful deeds, whether open or secret, sins and trespasses against truth or reason, assigning of partners to Allah, for which God has given no authority, and saying things about Allah of which you have no knowledge.