In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, and happy Sunday, beautiful Julia. I don't normally blog on Sunday, because I usually spend Sundays cleaning my parents' house. But my parents are currently on vacation, and I did some cleaning on Friday morning (another day when I usually don't blog because of Friday prayer), so I guess I'm here today.
Let me share with you a little of what I know about Jesus (peace be on him). Jesus (peace be on him) was sent to the Jews, as Muhammad (peace be on him) was sent to the Arabs. The return of Jesus (peace be on him) will be a Sign of Judgement Day. The purpose of the return of Jesus (peace be on him) is to kill the Antichrist (in Arabic known as the Dajjal), and help clean up the mess caused by the Antichrist and others. This will be the final period of peace before Judgement Day.
"Entertaining", huh?
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Qur'an 20120909
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
78. Verily We have brought the Truth to you, but most of you have a hatred for Truth.
79. What? Have they settled some plan? But it is We who settle things.
80. Or do they think that We hear not their secrets, and their private counsels? Indeed! And Our messengers are by them, to record.
81. Say, "If the Most Gracious had a son, I would be first to worship."
The Gold Adornments 43:78-81
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If the Most Gracious had a son, I would be first to worship.
78. Verily We have brought the Truth to you, but most of you have a hatred for Truth.
79. What? Have they settled some plan? But it is We who settle things.
80. Or do they think that We hear not their secrets, and their private counsels? Indeed! And Our messengers are by them, to record.
81. Say, "If the Most Gracious had a son, I would be first to worship."
The Gold Adornments 43:78-81
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If the Most Gracious had a son, I would be first to worship.
Friday, September 7, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120908
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi my precious young Julia? How's the fashion biz, boss? Hey, it's your playing field, my lady. I just so happen to like miniskirts and dresses for my avatar, but that's just me. Real life is a totally different situation. I guess this means that you should be paid to wear clothes!
I don't want to be misleading as to say that a feminine voice should be baritone, because that isn't true. My voice is multi-spectrum, but it is the will of Allah that makes it so, and feminine. Femininity cannot be defined with rhetoric. Is it attitude, or is it God given? I chuckle when pagans and atheists believe in sorcery over God. I believe that God is very mathematical and precise. It's more likely than most people are bad at math, and the mathematicians are bad at the Qur'an.
Hi my precious young Julia? How's the fashion biz, boss? Hey, it's your playing field, my lady. I just so happen to like miniskirts and dresses for my avatar, but that's just me. Real life is a totally different situation. I guess this means that you should be paid to wear clothes!
I don't want to be misleading as to say that a feminine voice should be baritone, because that isn't true. My voice is multi-spectrum, but it is the will of Allah that makes it so, and feminine. Femininity cannot be defined with rhetoric. Is it attitude, or is it God given? I chuckle when pagans and atheists believe in sorcery over God. I believe that God is very mathematical and precise. It's more likely than most people are bad at math, and the mathematicians are bad at the Qur'an.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120906
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello Julia, my beloved. I hope I'm not boring you with these mundane letters, but I write because I love you, and I want you to be assured of that. Plus, in this situation, saying something is better than saying nothing. Because you are my love. Perhaps when we are face to face insyaAllah, we can start communicating telepathically.
It started raining yesterday, after over a week of blistering hot weather. I was watering my Mom's plants out in the sun for 5 minutes, and I got burned! As you know, my voice is quite bassey, even at high pitches. But I found a digital pre-amp on the karaoke circuit of my dvd player that had a preset noise gate, compressor, and eq that cut the bass in my voice so as to make my chick singer vocals sound more feminine. So I thought. Then I had to rearrange all my electronics and computers to make room for the new color TV my parents gave me, and I didn't have a long enough cord for my dvd player to reach my vocal amp. So I had to sing without any color or processing. Then it started to rain, and it is still raining right now. I suppose Allah considers my bassey voice better, or even more feminine.
Hello Julia, my beloved. I hope I'm not boring you with these mundane letters, but I write because I love you, and I want you to be assured of that. Plus, in this situation, saying something is better than saying nothing. Because you are my love. Perhaps when we are face to face insyaAllah, we can start communicating telepathically.
It started raining yesterday, after over a week of blistering hot weather. I was watering my Mom's plants out in the sun for 5 minutes, and I got burned! As you know, my voice is quite bassey, even at high pitches. But I found a digital pre-amp on the karaoke circuit of my dvd player that had a preset noise gate, compressor, and eq that cut the bass in my voice so as to make my chick singer vocals sound more feminine. So I thought. Then I had to rearrange all my electronics and computers to make room for the new color TV my parents gave me, and I didn't have a long enough cord for my dvd player to reach my vocal amp. So I had to sing without any color or processing. Then it started to rain, and it is still raining right now. I suppose Allah considers my bassey voice better, or even more feminine.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120905
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
So for dinner last night, I barbecued a pair of chicken breasts that I bought at the night market on Monday for us. My Mom is on vacation, so I'm house sitting for her, and she left a whole lot of perishable foods in her cooler, even though I told her not to. So rather than let it rot and stink up the cooler, I used up the food. Which included some long, red peppers, and a whole pot of peanut sauce, that is supposed to be eaten with pressed rice. So I wrapped the chicken breasts with the long red peppers, and used the peanut sauce as barbecue sauce. It worked out quite well, it was very fragrant, but it did not burn well, so the burnt parts were inedible. The chicken on the whole was awesome, but one of the breasts did not cook all the way. So I suppose it was a good thing you weren't here for dinner last night. I'll just make sure the meat is cooked all the way when I have it for lunch the next day. Wish you were here.
So for dinner last night, I barbecued a pair of chicken breasts that I bought at the night market on Monday for us. My Mom is on vacation, so I'm house sitting for her, and she left a whole lot of perishable foods in her cooler, even though I told her not to. So rather than let it rot and stink up the cooler, I used up the food. Which included some long, red peppers, and a whole pot of peanut sauce, that is supposed to be eaten with pressed rice. So I wrapped the chicken breasts with the long red peppers, and used the peanut sauce as barbecue sauce. It worked out quite well, it was very fragrant, but it did not burn well, so the burnt parts were inedible. The chicken on the whole was awesome, but one of the breasts did not cook all the way. So I suppose it was a good thing you weren't here for dinner last night. I'll just make sure the meat is cooked all the way when I have it for lunch the next day. Wish you were here.
Monday, September 3, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120904
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, my beloved young Julia. How are you feeling today? I pray you are taking it easy, and doing well. Traffic has been really dangerous lately. Are you close by, perchance? I say that because men are being extra aggressive with me now. Sigh. But I don't think it's because of you: these men look kind of gay. Sigh again. Perhaps they should get together with each other, and leave me alone. I want my Julia.
Hello, my beloved young Julia. How are you feeling today? I pray you are taking it easy, and doing well. Traffic has been really dangerous lately. Are you close by, perchance? I say that because men are being extra aggressive with me now. Sigh. But I don't think it's because of you: these men look kind of gay. Sigh again. Perhaps they should get together with each other, and leave me alone. I want my Julia.
Qur'an 20120904
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
136. Say you, "We believe in Allah, and in the revelation given to us, and to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob, and the descendents, and that given to Moses and Jesus, and that given to prophets from their Lord, we make no difference between one and another of them, and we are Muslims."
The Heifer 2:136
136. Say you, "We believe in Allah, and in the revelation given to us, and to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob, and the descendents, and that given to Moses and Jesus, and that given to prophets from their Lord, we make no difference between one and another of them, and we are Muslims."
The Heifer 2:136
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