The follower

 

Honey, I didn't know you voted for Trump!  By the way, red vinyl is a good choice.  I wouldn't do it for me, but for you it's the way to go.  Make sure the music for your next album is excellent!  You are now in competition with yourself.  Don't pretend the music is good just for collaboration's sake.

A global agenda

 

Didn't I tell you to wear that NICE ring when you chose the political path?  Well it's too late now, but you still have your ambassadorship.  For now.  You can bet your ass the new guy is keeping an eye on us.  I'm sorry Honey, but actions speak louder than words.

Rock and Roll is a dangerous profession.  Since you have the money, then you should hire security for live shows and personal appearances.  Staying in your bedroom has better odds for survival than playing live on stage, but it's not a sure thing.  I've lost count of the assassins that have come to me, while all I do is stay here in the sticks.  And I have no money!  You're the one who keeps dragging Lucky Jim around.  That is his name, right?  Allah is the One Who determines life and death.  The concept of Luck is an insult to God, and it isn't even mathematical.  Anybody who believes in luck over God is a "kafir" (unbeliever).  If you really believed that God protects you, then you would pray for that protection.  Lest you become a lesson to be learned.  What you see is not the same as what your enemies see.  That is the power of God.  That is a sign from God.  Ya Allah, please protect my Grace.

The only way to know for sure what countries have the most fans is to take a survey.  Just ask your viewers what country they're from.  The most efficient way for the computer to keep account is a drop down menu.  I don't know how you would put that in your stream.  You're going to have to figure that out.

The Overdog

 

Oh I'm not comparing her to Nietzsche's overman, folks: I posted that video above as a meme.  You are an overdog though, Honey.  It simply means that you're not an underdog anymore.  If you didn't believe me, ask George and Lenny.  So congratulations, and Happy Journey!

The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla

 

Australia!  I've never been there.  It's a long journey even from here.  There's only about 29 million people for that huge plot of land, but concert crowds can get really big.  Mary has a big fan base there, to my calculations.  You should consider doing some shows in Australia.  No Honey, I don't dress like that.

Someone on Second Life once described the music I do: they called it "apopclectic".  I guess I haven't been anything other than a headliner in decades lol.  You must stop taking gigs where you're not headlining unless the crowd is massive.  You would be in a much better position to help others, plus have greater control and be treated with more respect.  Do more headlining shows in Nashville.  At the Underdog even (though you are now an overdog), do shows in tandem with your stream with Mary.  InshaAllah, you will pack the place.  Sure you'll be up until 4 am, but what else is there to do?

Old musicians

 

I recently learned from you Honey, that young musicians will take any gig not because they have to, but because they don't know what else to do.  You don't need to do many of the shows you recently accepted (where you don't headline, for example) but you do it anyway for whatever reason.  To an old musician, some gigs are not worth the effort.  But most of them don't know what else to do, either.  In my case, I don't even want to travel anymore.  So Allah helped me set up a situation where the show comes to me, and for that I am grateful.  It helps me live a little longer without exerting myself, and keep my love for music.

Grace, you should listen to some Primus.  Have Dekar check it out as well.  My favorite Primus album is "Frizzle Fry".

I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend

 

Of course you are enjoying your time in LA, enamored by the wide selection of colorful sugary drinks.  I didn't have any sugar today.  Suddenly I have the craving, but I'm about to go to bed.  I did make a wok of fried rice for dinner, it was quite colorful.  My philosophy on fried rice is that it should be light in flavor, and not be weighed down by heavy sauces.  I would offer you some, but I ate the whole wokful.  Well, I left a little for my boys.  They didn't leave a speck behind.

Mookie wasn't there?  Whenever I hear "Mookie's Blues", it reminds of the intro for "Birdhouse in your Soul".  I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am.  Great words.  I wish I wrote that.

A fashion agenda

 

You're looking great, Honey!  I love what they did with your hair, I'll bet you enjoyed it too.  The production has a fashion magazine aura, so I'm super excited to see what the results are.  I like that they kept you modest yet elegant, as far as I could see.  It's so much better than the ugly outfits that the skanky women wear in the gold digger videos.  Fashion needs celebrities to push product, plus you are pretty darned pretty, so I foresee much modeling for you.  Try to get paid well, OK!

Oops!  Sorry the set got cut short today, folks: the power went out.  Grace, it's not necessary for you to know Mary's entire set list.  Just jam it out and be alert: you know quite well that she can put you to sleep.  Jam it out and be energetic!  If you're good you'll get it, if you're not you'll fake it.  Ask your viewers to help you identify the songs.